been back at work since 8, bitches
what are you lot doing today?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 8:59, 81 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I've just got up.
Probably have some breakfast then go to the park or something with the dogs.
We've got some of Ladypigs old uni friends coming over for lunch, and quite frankly I think they're nobs, so I've gotta play nice all afternoon
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 17 Aug 2014, 9:02, Reply)

Ladypig and I went to the same Uni
Knowing the demographic I can probably concur.
(berk, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 10:20, Reply)

It's posh north, it's weird.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 17 Aug 2014, 12:37, Reply)

full english, then as little as possible

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 9:11, Reply)

Stocktaking, then staff meeting at ten, where i tell the thieving cunts to keep their hands off the stock, chef is doing me a nommy cooked breakfast. Dog tired. How come you're working Sunday

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 9:26, Reply)

Taking aspirin getting a train and going to sleep on your sofa

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 9:42, Reply)

make sure you order some food
as i will be very late again, the way this bloody paperwork is going.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 9:45, Reply)

I had a 'burger' from a 'stall' last night, this must be why I feel very ill

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 9:46, Reply)

I believe it's known as pop up food.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 9:48, Reply)

I didn't even have shots of tequila or patron :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 9:51, Reply)

Should have got thee one of them key-babs.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 10:01, Reply)

Two in a week? You're out of control man.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 10:04, Reply)

Classy.
groceries.iceland.co.uk/iceland-ultimate-snacks-doner-kebab-179g/p/54698
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 10:32, Reply)

I had a hot dog from one and then a kebab later.
Not sure which to blame for my delhi belly
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 10:18, Reply)

Sperm.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 10:28, Reply)

i hope i didnt't do anyting stupid last nite, still pissed lol

(Mr Udagawa, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 9:46, Reply)

Do they make you file on a weekend?
(Bum Bag Fashion Boy Burned a home made pizza on, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 9:51, Reply)

no, the high court isn't open on a sunday
so you can't file proceedings until monday.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 9:56, Reply)

Might cook some bacon.
Might watch some sport on the telly as well.

Pub later.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 10:00, Reply)

Might? Bacon is mandatory for Sundays.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 10:29, Reply)

nommy bayconz then the rest of Hannibal.
Had a lovely day wandering about Chester Zoo yesterday so its all about rest and relaxation today.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 10:17, Reply)

I found an actual wee wee tapir pic that I will post tomorrow unless someone from twitter land wants to post?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 10:20, Reply)

I'mma make jam shortly
Then thesiszzzzzz oh I can't even be bothered.
(berk, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 10:19, Reply)

That's the spirit!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 10:20, Reply)

Tank fly, boss walk.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 11:07, Reply)

Ain't no nitty gritty in MY jam.
It does get hot though.
(berk, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 12:49, Reply)

I'm going to have another coffee, a bacon and black sandwich then get on with my day.
So far on the agenda I have to tidy up a bit and cook lunch for the week.

I also should really tend to the garden, but my excuse for not doing that is that I've run out of petrol for my strimmer and don't have a car or a mate free that can give me a lift to the petrol station and I can't go down on foot for fear of looking like a fucking weirdo.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 10:53, Reply)

It's like being a kid in a sweetshop, surrounded by all this booze and not really able to drink any till later.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 11:27, Reply)

Running a pub sounds shit.
Especially if you haven't got a lackey to do all the actual running bollocks for you.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 11:36, Reply)

I wanted to get involved in it.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 11:41, Reply)

It's me, me, me with you all the day. Who cares about your families future when you can be earning minimum wage and being the coolest kid in the pub.
Cheerio secure employment on over 100k a year, I never liked you anyway.
(Mr Udagawa, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 11:51, Reply)

You're only the coolest kid in the pub when you're giving away free booze or holding lock-ins.
If you try to actually earn a living the regulars think you're a bellend.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 11:53, Reply)

Try being a gp for ten years, it's depressing', if it goes tits up, I suppose I could always get back into it.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 12:14, Reply)

Do doctoring tickets run out?
You know, like hse, offshore, forklift etc.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 12:17, Reply)

I would need regular reevaluation, and have to pay an annual fee to stay a gp, think it worked out just south of two k a year.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 12:31, Reply)

Try working a pub that's tied to a brewery, has no prospects and earns peanuts. Decent holidays a thing of the past, working unsociable hours, and finding that your kid gets called a smelly tramp at school because you can't afford a decent uniform.
Oh sabbatical, why didn't I take you to find out that running a pub is shit and I can barely scrape through. Now I find that I'm having difficulty finding a practice to get back into and the bank are after my house. That's depressing.
(Mr Udagawa, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 12:33, Reply)

It's not tied.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 12:38, Reply)

You've already stated on numerous occasions that it's fucking tied you retard.

(Mr Udagawa, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 12:41, Reply)

He's had some solid advice in what it will be like from a few people,
And is going for it anyway. I can't imagine what is going to happen, but I would like to hope he is one of the lucky ones that enjoys and relishes the challenge and that his wife and kid are fine without him.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 17 Aug 2014, 12:39, Reply)

Nobs will be here in a bit,
We've got a cracking bottle of pauillac on the rack, and I don't want the nobs to have it, but I've also had too much to drink while cooking to drive up the wine shop. This is a tragedy.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 17 Aug 2014, 12:36, Reply)

Oxford wines down by Hobbycraft/Dunelm mill
It's hardly far to walk.
(berk, Sun 17 Aug 2014, 12:53, Reply)