alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 15:04, 104 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

alright gayham

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 15:07, Reply)

not bad ta
In a shit pub having a mediocre pint. Been worse.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 15:09, Reply)

Ha ha no mates

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 15:11, Reply)

I have a fortnight off
Everyone else is at work. I'm being a tourist for the day.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 15:12, Reply)

Lonely planet :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 15:13, Reply)

isn't it just :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 15:13, Reply)

Where have you gone?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 15:13, Reply)

I'm in York.
I'm painting my kitchen and doing other outstanding bits around the house.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 15:14, Reply)

I don't think your kitchen is that good

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 15:21, Reply)

please leave the internet

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 15:22, Reply)

No, I'm annoyed.
Stupid couriers have taken seven days to, so far, not deliver my new car radio. Prats.
( Kroney, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 15:09, Reply)

I ordered a new battery for my camcorder on Sunday
Its here now

HTH
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 15:10, Reply)

I will wager £5 on 'myhermes' and £10 on 'city link'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 15:10, Reply)

The fiver takes it.

( Kroney, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 15:11, Reply)

www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/11025501/MyHermes-delivery-service-leave-parcel-on-Hove-man-Benjamin-Wards-roof.html
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 15:13, Reply)

Oh. That was them, was it? Perfect.

( Kroney, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 15:13, Reply)

Glad I could help

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 15:14, Reply)

NO COURIER CHAT

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 15:11, Reply)

I am "not too bad" at the moment
I may have a cup of tea and a biscuit soon
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 15:10, Reply)

I'm off to a better pub in a minute

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 15:11, Reply)

This seems like a good plan

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 15:13, Reply)

when in York, avoid 'the golden slipper'
It's baws.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 15:15, Reply)

We usually end up in Ye Olde Starre Inne
used to go the Spread Eagle but it went downhill a few years ago
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 15:17, Reply)

the spread eagle is much better these days
Olde Star Inne isn't really somewhere I go. The Judges has reopened and it's loads nicer.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 15:20, Reply)

Whats the one thats near Bettys teashop and is underground?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 15:22, Reply)

Lendal Cellars
It smells like a toilet.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 15:24, Reply)

Thats the one

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 15:29, Reply)

York Dungeon

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 15:24, Reply)

Not been for a while
The Spread Eagle used to do these enormous roast beef and onion gravy baguettes, about 3ft long and 8" thick, covered in chips, supposed to feed 6 (or 4 greedy cunts). For sone reason this was called a "dead cat", or half of one a "dead kitten". Odd but well tasty.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 15:23, Reply)

that end of town is a bit council

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 15:24, Reply)

Something about YOUR MUM and Spread Eagle and her Olde Chocolate Starre

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 15:28, Reply)

*Olde Starre fives*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 15:21, Reply)

typical tourists

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 15:23, Reply)

Decent pint though
Terrier ftw
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 15:27, Reply)

Terrier is a nice pint.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 15:28, Reply)

All their stuff is
did the brewery tour a few years ago, sampled as many as we could.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 15:31, Reply)

I am in the Last Drop Inn now, having a pint of Terrier

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 15:40, Reply)

I always stop for a pint in the Punch Bowl too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 15:31, Reply)

*fives*
good food there too iirc
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 15:33, Reply)

Yeah

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 15:35, Reply)

That Golden Fleece was questionable too.
I only went there cos Most Haunted had been. God knows what the bedrooms are like!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 15:19, Reply)

yeah the fleece is shocking

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 15:20, Reply)

most fleeces are a bit passé now, it's all about the body warmer or perhaps a nice cagoule

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 15:23, Reply)

Don't be gilet

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 15:26, Reply)

....of my mic skillz

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 15:31, Reply)

psyche!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 15:32, Reply)

Many years ago I contracted in York
the Fleece did cracking food.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 15:58, Reply)

+ syphilis

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 16:02, Reply)

If I am not in York where should I go?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 15:47, Reply)

TO YORK!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 15:49, Reply)

Dont be so fucking stupid,
I wouldn't go to that shithole
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 15:54, Reply)

I genuinely love York
I think its my favourite city in England to wander round
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 15:54, Reply)

^ Man who needs to see more English cities ^

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 15:56, Reply)

ha!
I've been to plenty, thanks
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 16:02, Reply)

Penrith

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 16:03, Reply)

Penrith is very nice but too small
I went to see Lord of the Rings there when I was working in town
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 16:03, Reply)

You do realise that I am going to just be annoying and name cities now

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 16:04, Reply)

I do, yes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 16:04, Reply)

Wells?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 16:03, Reply)

Ely?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 16:05, Reply)

Wallach load of crap

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 16:05, Reply)

Its Awesome!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 16:05, Reply)

haha
Ok I will stop now
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 16:08, Reply)

That's one of it's best points
no need for a car, you can walk round all the good bits easily. Many of which are pubs.....
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 15:57, Reply)

yeah the city centre is tiny
Plus I only live a mile from town so it's a piece of piss to stagger home.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 16:00, Reply)

the city centre my penis
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 16:33, Reply)

But you could go and not meet Dozer for a pint?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 15:55, Reply)

yes, the notorious urban shitpit of York

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 15:55, Reply)

Once you have seen the NRM what else is there to do?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 15:56, Reply)

the NRM is boring toss

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 15:58, Reply)

www.knowhere.co.uk/York/North-Yorkshire/Northern-England/info/worstthings
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 15:59, Reply)

*sniff*
"folkestone is full of crackheads n murderers. grasses n pussys. there all meantined before on this page fanks"
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 16:03, Reply)

2007 sniffs

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 16:06, Reply)

That site is brilliant!
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( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 16:09, Reply)

ahhaha
there are some crackers...
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(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 16:12, Reply)

So sad I left
•The STD's the slags have
•The Seafront is GROTESQUE. It is a real scene of everything bad about life. Not been down there for years. It's garish, flashing, neon horror-lights casts a sickly sheen on the straggling great unwashed at midnight. The warm, fetid smell of excrement and hitherto un-named venereal disease wafts on the air. It is total carnage. The hot stench of death and imminent humiliation is all around. Watch out for under-evolved cretins like Si' going down to the Seafront to mate with ghastly yo-yo knickered slappers who come down to this hideous hotspot on coachtrips to get som action in the back section, so to speak. ROTTEN! That is the worst thing about Southend, I think.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 16:15, Reply)

I do like this website...
www.knowhere.co.uk/Newcastle_-_upon_-_Tyne/Tyne-and-Wear/Northern-England/info/worstthings
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 16:11, Reply)

...where he can stand me up :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 15:54, Reply)

I wouldnt do such a thing
I have actually been dealing with a company in York so may have to pop through... I will keep you informed if I do
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 15:55, Reply)

Alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 15:58, Reply)

yer

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 16:02, Reply)

'yes'

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 15:14, Reply)

Spiritual Jazz Vol 5 out this week on Jazzman Records :)

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 15:17, Reply)

Nice!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 15:17, Reply)

haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 15:22, Reply)

Great!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 15:27, Reply)

a i
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 15:20, Reply)

sparitual?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 15:22, Reply)

thas week

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 15:22, Reply)

Jazzmin ?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 15:48, Reply)

I hope you like jazzmin too

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 15:48, Reply)

Not even in my top five Disney princesses, sorry

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 15:50, Reply)

you have a top 5 bit Gay M8

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 15:54, Reply)

Subthread of the week right here

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 15:50, Reply)

off to The Hop now

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 16:08, Reply)

Lets go!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 16:09, Reply)

and not meet Dozer

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 16:09, Reply)

such terrible bullyism :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 16:11, Reply)

You're a dull prick.
/ac
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 19 Aug 2014, 16:31, Reply)

YOUN ARE

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 16:34, Reply)

I am

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 16:34, Reply)

I'm bored bonzo. Cheer me up.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 19 Aug 2014, 16:35, Reply)

soz mate been working
have a look at that link up there ^ made me laugh
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 16:51, Reply)

Whats the most popular Grape in Dehli
The Gan
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 19 Aug 2014, 16:58, Reply)