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FANNYBAWS THREAD

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 15:09, 126 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
I have a fanny boss

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 15:10, Reply)
^ Irked queen

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 15:10, Reply)
Afternoon Jay
How goes the land of insurance?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 15:11, Reply)
PPI is srs bsns m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 15:11, Reply)
Better now. Been a bit of a mental couple weeks.
Glad Im not on sales though. those guys have it bad!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 15:15, Reply)
Its "fucking shit" here at the minute

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 15:17, Reply)
How so?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 15:21, Reply)
They are trying to turn us into sales
at the same time of giving us fuckloads of work. I'm working this weekend and worked last weekend too. I probably could work every single day if I allowed it
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 15:22, Reply)
^ typical IT bod scared of human contact ^

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 15:33, Reply)
I made contact with YMs dirtbox earlier on

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 15:35, Reply)
Textbook.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Aug 2014, 15:37, Reply)
Doesnt really count if they are dirt now

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 15:50, Reply)
Every 6' deep holes a goal

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 16:02, Reply)
hahaha

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 16:02, Reply)
Urgh. depending on what you are selling and how you go about it I feel your pain.
I absolutely can not do phone sales.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 15:46, Reply)
Copies, upgrades, data conversions, etczzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 16:02, Reply)
Did we find out who the biggest fannybaws here was?
You can't say me.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 15:13, Reply)
dr diamorphine

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 15:13, Reply)
is he a heroine of yours?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 15:14, Reply)
I heard he had to leave his job as a doctor because he'd been stealing diamorphine.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 15:16, Reply)
Go Go Power Rangers!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 15:17, Reply)
What I want to know is why they can't just charge me £25.01 for it

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 15:28, Reply)
For what?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 15:28, Reply)

5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post2353419
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 15:31, Reply)
Buy something else then

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 15:35, Reply)
I just bought this, but from a different site
www.normanrecords.com/records/103063-bbc-radiophonic-workshop-bbc-radiophonic-music
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 15:36, Reply)
Prior to my records being nicked I had one of the original BBC sound effects albums
Some great tracks like:
Creaky door no.4
footsteps in gravel
heavy breathing no.2

great times
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 15:52, Reply)
Yeah this is better than that

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 15:55, Reply)
I genuinely doubt it
it was a fucking great to listen to when smoking the MD's really very funny
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 15:57, Reply)
Silly Bonz

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 16:04, Reply)
Hand on heart if you can find one I recommend getting it
works of genius
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 16:05, Reply)
I have some sound effects records, I guarantee you they are not better than the work of Delia Derbyshire and her pals.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 16:14, Reply)
She was a genius I will give you that
dubby de dum dubby de dum dubby de dum OOOOOOOooooWWEEEEEEOOOOOoooooo
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 16:37, Reply)

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(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 15:30, Reply)
Because you're a fannybaws hth x

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 15:36, Reply)
Yer maw

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 21 Aug 2014, 15:30, Reply)
My mate's 5-a-side team is named 'Inter Yermaw'

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 21 Aug 2014, 15:47, Reply)
My fantasy footy teams are always called Ocelot United

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 16:01, Reply)
we were chatting about FFT at work the other day
Saying how there are a few of us that often do it but get bored about 3 weeks in and then just leave the team as is
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 16:04, Reply)
^Exactly what I did last season. Didn't even bother my arse this season.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 21 Aug 2014, 16:07, Reply)
£10 in at the start here
I've won it about 4 years out of 10
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 16:08, Reply)
I think in my best ever year on the PL official one I ended up about 5000
which considering the amount of players I was rather impressed with
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 16:12, Reply)
yeah I couldnt be arsed this year

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 16:11, Reply)
Glad I checked in.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 15:51, Reply)
I have my fingers crossed for when you decide to "check out"

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 15:57, Reply)
^ fannybaws ^

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 15:57, Reply)
K Dawg

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 16:01, Reply)
Bawbag.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 21 Aug 2014, 16:08, Reply)
You rang?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 16:08, Reply)
Hellosir?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 21 Aug 2014, 16:42, Reply)
I can't believe it's twenty to six already.
I've got hours more work to do still.

Arse.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 17:41, Reply)
You best stop fucking around on here and get on with it then

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 17:55, Reply)
No you are the one that is upset actually

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 18:00, Reply)
I opened a bag of maltesers earlier, only the bag went full on tissue paper mode
leaving me in a circle of maltesers and me feeling tearful and upset that all that chocolaty goodness had gone to waste :(
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 18:06, Reply)
Just buy another bag, Tesco have the big ones for a quid!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 18:14, Reply)
That was no help at the time

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 18:17, Reply)
Alright hare.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 18:19, Reply)
I'm all good, still never got my egg and chips though, just saying

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 18:23, Reply)
:((

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 18:24, Reply)
Today is my Thursday Friday
So I may just get a Pizza only I lack the voucher, to get ultimate pizza satisfaction
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 18:28, Reply)
There is a meme here involving voucher pizzas, gob jobs, going dutch and flouncing, perhaps someone can repeat it?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 18:30, Reply)
Just use search

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 18:35, Reply)
You should explain it to him

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 18:38, Reply)
You know full well it's obviously not one of my favourites, but aside from that it is a dull tired shit meme.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 18:41, Reply)
I know ain't I a stinker

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 19:24, Reply)
I wasn't there at the time.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 18:21, Reply)
Yeah well you would have scared the kids away from the park innit?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 18:22, Reply)
I doubt it, kids love me, that what makes me even more of a danger

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 18:23, Reply)
hahah....Bartleby ^

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 18:24, Reply)
^^rich

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 18:21, Reply)
Nah, it's paul innit, you're thinking of mcbeef

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 18:21, Reply)
^^ 'friend of dozer'

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 18:24, Reply)
^friend of no one, no one knows if genuine spastic or just a knobhead

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 18:26, Reply)
Oi speaking for the knobheads I feel really insulted

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 18:29, Reply)
You're a knobcheese not a knobhead

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 18:29, Reply)
tomato, tomato

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 18:32, Reply)
both

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 18:29, Reply)
WE NO U R JAYSUMS

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 18:30, Reply)
xx

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 18:31, Reply)
Fucker, I want Malteesers now, andtheir choc honey goodness.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 18:20, Reply)
I did stumble upon a "Ye olde sweetie shoppe" that did rather nice honneycomb toffe
I forgot to pass back on the way and buy any though
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 18:26, Reply)
That is lovely stuff, see cinder toffee also.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 18:28, Reply)
I thought cinder toffee was honeycomb

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 18:29, Reply)
let's call the whole thing off!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 18:30, Reply)
I thought it was the burnt one? Toffee chat!

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 18:30, Reply)
I'm not sure, but I'm guessing from previous experience that you are wrong.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 18:34, Reply)
MARRS BARS

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 18:32, Reply)
Same stuff innit, only this place had it home made
on a big steel tray and smashed the fuck out of it with a hammer when you ordered it.........pffffffft, I really should have got some
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 18:30, Reply)
Bender

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 18:19, Reply)

Bend Toss
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 18:23, Reply)
NEW SWEETIE THREAD
Come on join in
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 21 Aug 2014, 18:37, Reply)

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