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I don't understand why my hangover won't go away. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 24 Aug 2014, 18:50,
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because it loves you, you heartless bastard(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 18:55,
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Alright b3thy boo. Having a nice bank hollibob?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 24 Aug 2014, 18:58,
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I think you need to check your hangover again.It may be delirium.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 24 Aug 2014, 19:02,
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I'm struggling. Really struggling. I better apologise to cavo
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 24 Aug 2014, 19:08,
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Sorry cavesy, how are you? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 24 Aug 2014, 19:08,
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I'm very well with pet rodents.... Oh, hang on....
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 19:10,
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Hello TDI might die.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 24 Aug 2014, 19:18,
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You won't fucking die you oafI drink heavily and have somehow become a PROMINENT LOCAL BUSINESSMAN. That's what it says in the local rag anyway.
Before you go to bed - too late for that now - pint of orange juice.
Morning - fruit, another pint of orange and a bar of dark chocolate - fast sugar rush.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 19:25,
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Costed me £105 for a quote Tax deductible - describe it as advertising.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 19:37,
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This relies on me being sober enough to get orange juice from the fridge. Instead what I seem to have done is attempt to make toast and fall asleep at the top of the stairs in nothing but my socks and sunglasses. That are broke..
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 24 Aug 2014, 19:30,
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That's a snag. I just do it automatically nowSunglasses are another matter.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 19:35,
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Maybe I'll try next time. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 24 Aug 2014, 19:36,
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Those little plastic pots of fruit in the supermarketUsually near the entrance.
They are your friend too.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 19:43,
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Are we not all one? And jointed? If not, why not?
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 19:45,
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like when power rangers all join up together to destroy the baddy?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 19:48,
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Mighty Morphing Power Rangers? No, not like that.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 19:50,
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Maybe the Mighty Morphine Power RangersIn which fucked up junkies set out to solve crimes but end up outside the rehab centre, vibrating to a tune we'll never hear.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 19:56,
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I've just opened a bottle of Heineken, see if that helps. Might go get a kebab.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 24 Aug 2014, 19:19,
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Food, beer, joint, then fall asleep on the sofa (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 19:22,
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No smoke. :((
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 24 Aug 2014, 19:30,
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Can you drive down here and give me some of yours. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 24 Aug 2014, 19:35,
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I would but I've had a couple of beers and my programme is on (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 24 Aug 2014, 20:02,
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