It's August bank holiday and it's raining - quel surprise
I was going to see if there were any country shows/fetes on, now I'm sitting in my pants by the computer wittering on to you shut-ins. What plans did you have for the day that have been spoiled by the weather? Or, are you braving the rain to do it anyway?

Alt: I dunno, make one up.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 9:38, 68 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Meant to be at the England v India ODI
Not looking clever at the moment.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 9:42, Reply)

We were planning to go to a steam fair
but now we will probably stay in, watch cbeebies and shout at each other.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 9:55, Reply)

You? Pfffft. SeeBoobies more like
Disgusting animal
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 10:06, Reply)

+h

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 10:29, Reply)

Eating last night's chow mein leftovers as a sandwich, living the dream.
Have solved sausagegate, have to have a quietword. What are your views on motorway pubs?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 10:34, Reply)

Drink driving?
Bit Pooflake.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 10:37, Reply)

Pooflake?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 10:40, Reply)

Essential
grease to the wheels of the British economy
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 10:43, Reply)

What happened with the stolen sausages?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 11:01, Reply)

A regular who does anything to do with fire, firetending, barbecues etc, bit of a pyro told someone he took them, as he wasn' bought a promised beer for doing the barbie. Bit awkward, he's in every single day, for 20 odd years.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 11:22, Reply)

You should probably tell the sausage 'owner' to stop being such a tight cunt over a packet of sausages too.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 11:27, Reply)

It was a box ACTUALLY as she said. Sheesh.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 11:33, Reply)

Cheapskate bitch.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 11:41, Reply)

I thought that, it's just the way of replacing them. There could be a bit of tension if she found he took them, she doesn't know. My calling it sausagegate has provoked a few lols.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 11:46, Reply)

This should have been an answer to Jeff btw.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 11:47, Reply)

Try and find out the cash value of the sausages and get the coins.
Then buy him a pint.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 12:05, Reply)

Officially, I don't actually know, I was told on the qt.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 12:22, Reply)

Tell him to replace them and you'll get him a beer.
That'll keep everyone happy and it'll avoid 'theft' accusations.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 11:37, Reply)

If the cricket doesn't happen, I'm thinking 'all day drinking'.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 10:43, Reply)

i should be writing shit
and editing video. So far today I've read for a few hours and done the washing up. I suspect that's as productive as I'll get
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 10:54, Reply)

On another note, I'm having some difficulty with Government websites
I'm trying to change my address on my Driving Licence and passport via the approved sites - neither of which will accept the changes as my new address doesn't exist in their databases. This is rapidly becoming an issue as I now have no valid form of ID.
Other than DMAAKM, any suggestions?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 11:02, Reply)

You could move back to your old address

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 11:03, Reply)

In seriousness
You could set up a postal re-direction to buy you some time if you are worried about licence/passport related correspondence going to the wrong house.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 11:12, Reply)

It's not so much the postal redirection stuff - it's more about the fact I have no form of ID.

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 12:01, Reply)

you need MULTI PASS

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 12:27, Reply)

I've gone many, many years with my old address on my driving licence
The only issue I had was when I got some points and they had to send it back to the DVLA first to change the address before it came back to me.

I didn't realise passports had addresses associated with them. If this is the case, I have never changed it.

I don't think its the end of the world.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 11:09, Reply)

Normally I wouldn't worry but....
...as my cashcard has stopped working and I can't get one for another week, I have to go to the bank with ID to get cash. I had enough trouble with the bank trying to change my address when their database said my flat didn't exist - I had to take all the bumph from the agent to prove I actually lived somewhere.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 25 Aug 2014, 11:47, Reply)

It's lovely and sunny up here.
Just saying.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 25 Aug 2014, 14:17, Reply)