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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I have faced many challenges, enemies who wish to smite me, insurmountable tasks, fantastic quests and voyages, all of which have crumbled to dust when faced with my awesomeness.
Alt: Bit tired and grumpy today
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 10:29, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
*ruffles hair*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 10:35, Reply)
Oh don't! I just got it looking good.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 10:40, Reply)
You must have massive hands.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 10:46, Reply)
So must you to achieve the worlds biggest, bentest cowlick. I didn't know you could still buy 'wet look' gel.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 10:47, Reply)
Hahaha.
It's grease. And it's natural.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 10:50, Reply)
I'm just jelly, it's magnificent!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 10:51, Reply)
you two are very flirty today

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 11:12, Reply)
^jelly

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 11:13, Reply)
I am the antiBeadle

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 10:50, Reply)
Actually my biggest challenge was that hot dog stuffed crust pizza

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 10:45, Reply)
This would never have been allowed onto the market during my tenure

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 10:47, Reply)
And yet it was, and it sold. Stick to the restructuring eh m8?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 10:48, Reply)
Just considering some job offers in Dubai for 10k a month, tax-free, all expenses paid, but I'd probably miss micro too much

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 10:52, Reply)
Sure, sounds like a stupid idea to go and earn a load of money instead of sitting around on your arse all day. Fair play.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 10:53, Reply)
My daughter wants for nothing. I pay about ten times the minimum requirement for her, plus transfers to two trusts in her name and a saving scheme for her private education.
Could you afford that?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 10:59, Reply)
How much does that work out to?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 11:00, Reply)
£25 a month

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 11:02, Reply)
I could not afford that.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 11:02, Reply)
Me neither
The calves both have Child Trust funds that we pay £25 a month into and my parents also put in a £10 a month
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 11:03, Reply)
Children are too expensive, I'm sticking with budgies

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 11:05, Reply)
plus, the giant bonkhead scares the fuck out of my vagina

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 11:12, Reply)
delete this please

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 11:14, Reply)
Pah like you are really a girl

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 11:25, Reply)
i might not be
but he is
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 11:31, Reply)
You owe me a new keyboard
I've just spat diet Coke all over this one and am having a not-particularly-subtle office chortle.
(berk, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 11:37, Reply)
:)
you've seen the photo, you know where i'm coming from!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 11:42, Reply)
You might just be able to afford private school in Africa for that.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 11:06, Reply)
Fuck that shit, yo
They can buy their own flies
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 11:07, Reply)
For 10k a month, you could buy a new kid

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 10:53, Reply)
I've only ever wanted one kid. A girl. Result!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 10:55, Reply)
paedo

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 10:57, Reply)

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