Well that one petered out somewhat
Challenges. Next weekend is the Great North Run. 13.1 miles of what appears to be constant hill

Whats the biggest challenge you have faced? Did you conquer it or wimp out?

Alt:
Are you fit and well or a sicky baby?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 10:18, 106 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

probably my law degree
8 exams, 3 hours each, with 5 essays to be written in each 3 hour set, topics/cases that blur horribly into one another, all in about 10 days. ghastly.

but i aced it, natch. well, except european law, and who cares about that? god bless being a lazy cunt with a good memory.

alt: i am fit and well, but have been known to make a fuss about small things.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 10:26, Reply)

fu pa ab small things outside the cbeese
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 10:30, Reply)

She went in RAW

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 10:33, Reply)

I had quite a large dinner the other night
But I pressed on and managed to finish it.

Alt: I follow the 'smoke and drink your way through any illness' method and it has always stood me in good stead.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 10:28, Reply)

Good lad
I am almost never "ill" but when I feel a bit under the weather I find beer and wine solves almost any issue
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 10:34, Reply)

I have faced many challenges, enemies who wish to smite me, insurmountable tasks, fantastic quests and voyages, all of which have crumbled to dust when faced with my awesomeness.
Alt: Bit tired and grumpy today
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 10:29, Reply)

*ruffles hair*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 10:35, Reply)

Oh don't! I just got it looking good.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 10:40, Reply)

You must have massive hands.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 10:46, Reply)

So must you to achieve the worlds biggest, bentest cowlick. I didn't know you could still buy 'wet look' gel.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 10:47, Reply)

Hahaha.
It's grease. And it's natural.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 10:50, Reply)

I'm just jelly, it's magnificent!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 10:51, Reply)

you two are very flirty today

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 11:12, Reply)

^jelly

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 11:13, Reply)

I am the antiBeadle

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 10:50, Reply)

Actually my biggest challenge was that hot dog stuffed crust pizza

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 10:45, Reply)

This would never have been allowed onto the market during my tenure

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 10:47, Reply)

And yet it was, and it sold. Stick to the restructuring eh m8?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 10:48, Reply)

Just considering some job offers in Dubai for 10k a month, tax-free, all expenses paid, but I'd probably miss micro too much

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 10:52, Reply)

Sure, sounds like a stupid idea to go and earn a load of money instead of sitting around on your arse all day. Fair play.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 10:53, Reply)

My daughter wants for nothing. I pay about ten times the minimum requirement for her, plus transfers to two trusts in her name and a saving scheme for her private education.
Could you afford that?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 10:59, Reply)

How much does that work out to?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 11:00, Reply)

£25 a month

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 11:02, Reply)

I could not afford that.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 11:02, Reply)

Me neither
The calves both have Child Trust funds that we pay £25 a month into and my parents also put in a £10 a month
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 11:03, Reply)

Children are too expensive, I'm sticking with budgies

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 11:05, Reply)

plus, the giant bonkhead scares the fuck out of my vagina

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 11:12, Reply)

delete this please

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 11:14, Reply)

Pah like you are really a girl

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 11:25, Reply)

i might not be
but he is
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 11:31, Reply)

You owe me a new keyboard
I've just spat diet Coke all over this one and am having a not-particularly-subtle office chortle.
(berk, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 11:37, Reply)

:)
you've seen the photo, you know where i'm coming from!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 11:42, Reply)

You might just be able to afford private school in Africa for that.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 11:06, Reply)

Fuck that shit, yo
They can buy their own flies
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 11:07, Reply)

For 10k a month, you could buy a new kid

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 10:53, Reply)

I've only ever wanted one kid. A girl. Result!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 10:55, Reply)

paedo

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 10:57, Reply)

Tell you what guys I am so, so gutted.
There I was, all set and ready for the Great North run, fit, slim, lithe and ready to run, then disaster struck!

I've only bloody got potty training that day haven't I?!

What are the chances. No one is more gutted than I am, believe me.
(Good evening. Good evening., Wed 27 Aug 2014, 10:33, Reply)

Sounds like a shit excuse

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 10:34, Reply)

I once ate 5 sausage and egg McMuffins in a single sitting
after ordering them by mistake in a Japanese McDonalds and being too embarrassed to leave them.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 10:43, Reply)

What's the equivalent in chipolatas?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 10:46, Reply)

I could easily eat 5

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 10:51, Reply)

Yeah alright superman
So you can run a bit and eat a lot of McDonalds. No need to go on about it.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 10:56, Reply)

lol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 10:57, Reply)

One of my mates eat 10 burger king burgers when they had an offer of them for a quid each.
He also claims to have 'done' a whole Makro box of Space Raiders in a day. Knowing him, I imagine him wearing the empty wrappers like a patchwork quilt.

I also once witnessed him neck a pint of wine in about four seconds.

That was the same night he woke up on the student union shitter to find the bar had closed.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 12:55, Reply)

Oh, and during the Olympics his missus came home to find him post-wank with his trousers, pants and shoes laid out on the floor in an onanistic crime scene.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 12:57, Reply)

Challenge is my middle name.
Getting divorced has been a bit shit but I think I might be nearly there.

Alt: I am always well when not treating my body like a theme park. Which is quite a bit.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 10:45, Reply)

Freeing you up to marry again?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 10:48, Reply)

*Buys XXXXXXXXL hat*
:-(
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 10:48, Reply)

Was this you?
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 10:54, Reply)

No, I've grown into my head now.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 10:56, Reply)

Aww, look at his ickle baby photos!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 10:59, Reply)

To be honest that isn't far off *THE* photo :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 11:00, Reply)

ok, ok
No need to get all big headed about it

oh....
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 11:01, Reply)

IT'S ALMOST NORMAL NOW!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 11:02, Reply)

For a 14' high person, yes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 11:04, Reply)

Too much MEATHATE going on round here today!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 11:04, Reply)

THAT'S NO MOON.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 11:04, Reply)

Let's not be hasty.
Let's get this one out of the way first.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 10:51, Reply)

oooooooooooh
that's not a no.

although meatsnake said she was far too lovely for you.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 11:14, Reply)

alright
I knackered my back once and was off work for two weeks. I spent most of that time high on codeine and diazepam.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 10:48, Reply)

I did this many years ago
I lost a good 8 hours and came to in the living room holding a pizza and a can of coke
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 10:52, Reply)

I found if you chewed the codeine then swallowed it, it was like ecstasy.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 10:54, Reply)

I don't see how that would work

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 11:02, Reply)

He just LOVED the taste

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 11:03, Reply)

It made you feel all fucked up and rushy.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 11:03, Reply)

With some meds you can get a paradoxical reaction
So the benzidiazipam family this can include excitement, hyperactivity and hallucination
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 11:13, Reply)

My foam helmet meds give me an inflated sense of self importance whilst paradoxically being an unemployed alcoholic.

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 11:15, Reply)

Interim Marketing Manager if you don't mind. There could be Headhunters lurking.
(Bum Bag Fashion Boy Burned a home made pizza on, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 12:27, Reply)

*makes notes*
I found a massive box of diazepam in the garage the other week
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 11:02, Reply)

Give it to me, baby. Woop woop. Woop woop.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 11:04, Reply)

pretty fly

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 11:04, Reply)

Cooking pheasant sous vide, a triumph if I say so, the supper party was a huge success. That or staying relatively sober enough to throw some muck up bitchtits to get her up the stick.

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 11:07, Reply)

Worst.Coldplay.Album.Ever

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 11:08, Reply)

That's not far off what her friend told me re the old end of the marriage announcement.

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 11:09, Reply)

It was all yellow....
....due to liver failure
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 11:18, Reply)

^Oxymoron Alert^

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 11:29, Reply)

oxy
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 11:34, Reply)

ooh, good luck
I think I've only done challenges I've set myself, so it would be silly to not do them.

man, I'm grumpy today - someone say something cheerful (in the next 20 minutes before I go to work)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 11:19, Reply)

Your comedy thing must be going well if you are booking a week in that there London
You should stick a set on Youtube
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 11:26, Reply)

It's just open mic circuit, still
but it should be fun/knackering. Got 2 booked so far. Apparently fridays and saturdays tend to be walk ons, but I don't want to go and not get on, so I'm going to pester more people.

I've not recorded anything yet, some places ask for it before booking, but I fear having to see my own face
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 11:30, Reply)

Then dont watch it!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 11:33, Reply)

this is good advice

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 11:34, Reply)

I'm full of it
Good advice too
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 11:42, Reply)

As a budding comic if you are feeling grumpy then the best solution is to do "A Robin"
all the cool kids are
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 11:30, Reply)

need to get famous, first

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 11:31, Reply)

Hello?
Hello?
Hello?


I suppose the scariest thing I've ever done would be the bungee jump. I conquered it like a BOSS.

Alt: I'm neither fit nor perfectly healthy, but that's mostly just old lady ailments or headwrong shit. Nothing that deserves a spaz badge.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Aug 2014, 11:55, Reply)

I would never do a bungee jump. Or a parachute jump. Crazy bollix.
But then I go scuba diving which others might not do.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 11:57, Reply)

That's something else I'd love to try.
Can't swim that well, but I'd like a go at diving. It looks like a lot of fun, especially in wrecks and things.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 27 Aug 2014, 12:14, Reply)

Wrecks are great. As long as you are OK with confined spaces.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 12:25, Reply)

it's very empty on here
what happened to the bent spaz, is he still on holiday?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 12:09, Reply)

Some of us occasionally do work
rather than talking about how much work and how many clients they have had to do/ meet
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 12:12, Reply)

gonna be a deskcans day at this rate

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 12:16, Reply)

imma go to lunch.
I've been here since 7.15.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 12:23, Reply)

Lunch isn't until 1.30

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 12:24, Reply)

That's hometime!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 12:25, Reply)

Might be for you high flyers, for those of us down in the engine room it's 'meal deal' time

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 12:26, Reply)

fuck off, he's on holiday

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 27 Aug 2014, 13:26, Reply)