Bar staff wanted, six quidan hour, cash paid.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 10:29, 4 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Can I work for one hour, then be paid with a couple of pints, then work for another hour etc etc ?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 10:30, Reply)

£45/h
Or GTF.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 10:38, Reply)

I have no idea what my hourly rate is

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 10:43, Reply)

That's not my hourly rate. I earn more than that.
I'd want £45/h to work in a pub.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 10:45, Reply)

Nice wedge

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 10:47, Reply)

Yeah but pub work?
I'm better than that.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 10:48, Reply)

You spend a lot of time researching it though

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 10:51, Reply)

What can I say, Sporters? I am a perfectionist.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 10:57, Reply)

If you work by the hour you're doing it all wrong sweetie.

(Mr Udagawa, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 10:55, Reply)

I just worked mine out, it's more than what the doc is offering so I probably won't bother applying.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 10:45, Reply)

Most of the females in your family charge £15 per hour including clean up after if that helps

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 10:45, Reply)

Bonus
Mine's more than that
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 10:46, Reply)

lucky they work in 6 min slots, like lawyers

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 10:54, Reply)

The punters work in slots

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 10:55, Reply)

Of course!

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 10:46, Reply)

I'm going to need 4 pints an hour and free bar snacks. I will also require your staff to know that I get free bar snacks while they have to pay.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 10:47, Reply)

Don't forget you want toilet breaks included in the work time
and a cab home if you work after 3pm.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 10:49, Reply)

+ quilted bog roll

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 10:58, Reply)

£6 an hour?*
And people wonder why minimum wage workers don't give a shit.

*Last time I was paid that badly I was an apprentice - in 1981.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 10:41, Reply)

£6.30 p/h and I'm in mate. As long as you pay for flights back to London every two weeks so I can visit micro/ remind my wife of my venomous presence.
In the past I've worked for various big brands including Amazon, The Coca-Cola Company, Pizza Hut and Whitbread. I successfully built and sold my own company a couple of years ago.
(Mr Udagawa, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 10:44, Reply)

And it'll be tax free for you.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 10:48, Reply)

I insist that all payments are made to my North Cypriot bank accounts.

(Mr Udagawa, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 10:57, Reply)

You fucking skinflint!
People actually work for that?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 29 Aug 2014, 10:59, Reply)