morning

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 7:23, 45 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I fucked a fat bird once, but no more on that subject. I don't talk about my charity work.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 7:34, Reply)

fuck off dozers

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 7:39, Reply)

h

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 7:42, Reply)

from steps

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 7:53, Reply)

morning horrors

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 8:46, Reply)

bit slow today
Maybe I should join the too cool for school crew over on BAFR.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 8:49, Reply)

Good morning team
A momentous evening yesterday in the sportsgarden means that I have now managed to clear the whole lot of it. Had a fire and everything!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 8:49, Reply)

I hope DBT dies in a fire.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 8:50, Reply)

He could have last night
It was rather fierce
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 8:51, Reply)

Try to burn the missus at the stake again? Christ, this place is turning into /talk.
I cooked a toad in the hole and garlic bread for breakfast cow, how awesome is that?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 8:56, Reply)

That is excellent though I'm not sure garlic bread goes with toad in the hole

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 9:01, Reply)

It actually does. The reason I made some was an attempt to get my daughter to try it, after her success at curry the other day. What happened with the fire?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 9:05, Reply)

Just tidying up all the ivy, branches, etc.

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 9:13, Reply)

Peasant or should I say PHEASANT !! We're into the game season you fucking pleb. I've just had roasted Lynx for my breakers.

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 9:04, Reply)

We have dodoburgers for 'tea'and unicorn pizza, with gryphon stuffed crust.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 9:07, Reply)

Are you suggesting that I lead a fantasists life ??!
Right, I'm off to get a job. I could have got one any time I really wanted to anyways.
(Mr Udagawa, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 9:09, Reply)

It's a bit trag seeing the joint last runners in a 60 man race arguing over who's fastest.

( Kroney, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 9:49, Reply)

Morning afternoon evening alright cockoff

(Mr Udagawa, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 9:10, Reply)

officelol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 9:14, Reply)

Morning all
I am now the proud owner of a petrol powered self-propelled mower. It is awesome and does stripes & everything!
As we are on breakfast chat - I had a crusty batch with corned beef and tomato and loads of pepper.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 9:12, Reply)

3 fruit scones and a coffee

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 9:14, Reply)

I want a petrol stripy lawnmower

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 9:14, Reply)

I have a petrol chainsaw. Best toy ever.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 9:23, Reply)

I bought some kind of death saw about 6 months ago
Imagine a shark with a handle. That
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 9:28, Reply)

sounds a bit uncontrollable

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 9:30, Reply)

Every single time I've picked it up to use I've manage to cut myself
Its that sharp
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 9:36, Reply)

As your shit ex online doctor, I diagnose you are a cack handed fucktard.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 9:43, Reply)

Yep

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 9:55, Reply)

oi DBT you oaf
Your friend should take his Mrs to Star Inn the City. He should prolly book now, there's a waiting list. Failing that, the Blue Bicycle. Again, get it booked now.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 9:47, Reply)

boy, it's all go, innit?

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 10:04, Reply)

no

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 10:15, Reply)

haha yeah

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 10:32, Reply)

fuck off

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 10:20, Reply)

whoa

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 10:31, Reply)

Honeysuckle
Any gardening tips on how to get rid of it?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 10:29, Reply)

Burn your house down and torch the garden whilst you're at it.

( Kroney, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 10:32, Reply)

cement

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 10:32, Reply)

Kill yourself.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 10:33, Reply)