What is for sale?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:04, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

He's a doctor, so probably a ghastly diesel automatic jag.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:07, Reply)

Discovery 3 diesel.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:07, Reply)

Auto?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:14, Reply)

Manual, I don't like autos.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:16, Reply)

Autos are full of win
Fuck all that "having to change gear" rubbish
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:19, Reply)

I disagree.
Although modern autos are good. Nothing beats proper driving. If you're commuting, fair enough, but you can't take an auto out for a blast around country roads properly.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:23, Reply)

^ has never driven an SL 500 on a country road^

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:30, Reply)

This is true.
But I've driven cars just as fancy on country roads. Automatic gives you less control of speed and acceleration. Simple.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:37, Reply)

Tggi. Although not with quavers and pringles.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:43, Reply)

Being a shit driver gives you less control of speed
Acceleration I will let you have as you can have a bit of delay on kickdown
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:08, Reply)

ENGINE BRAKING YOU FUCKING SHIT JOCK CUNT

( Kroney, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:09, Reply)

You can still control the speed though using your foot
Acceleration I will let him have as they are two very different things...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:10, Reply)

You can control the speed by opening the door and pushing it along the ground with your foot.
It don't make it better.
( Kroney, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:14, Reply)

It's not recommended as a way to brake either

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:15, Reply)

I throw corpses in front of the wheels to do that
is this wrong?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:17, Reply)

I have cut holes through the footwell to do this

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:16, Reply)

I hope you get independence and go bankrupt and then your family leaves you and you have to dig through bins for food before getting killed and eaten by foxes
you autobox prick.
( Kroney, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:17, Reply)

Autobox TRANSFORM
Ker kic ker kic kic kic
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:18, Reply)

Also I like my transformation to Scots
I think I will go all braveheart
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:19, Reply)

I hope your superfluous left foot drops off from wastage.

( Kroney, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:22, Reply)

I keep it in YM bum for warmth

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 16:24, Reply)

There's something special about dropping a car down a couple of gears and kicking its knackers in.
Even a shit car.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:39, Reply)

The discovery is good for this, especially on tight roads, it sticks to the buggers like glue.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:46, Reply)

I had an astra that was surprisingly good at this.
Especially given that pressing the brakes or changing gear at speed used to invoke a game of 'guess which direction I'm going to try and veer towards'.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:51, Reply)

I did have an x3automatic for a while, I just didn't like it.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 3 Sep 2014, 15:27, Reply)