Piss off dozer.
QOTW may be lol this week, it's been shit for ages. Hopefully some sad handwringing there. When did you last bloobloo?
Alt, what's the best way to flounce? Quietly, or a fucking diva?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:00, 103 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I generally don't bloobloo. Im a bit neurotic sometimes but generally have the patience of a saint.
If you do a big diva flounce, make it a good one and never return.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:03, Reply)

I wasn't planning to, just wondered. You have me 4LIFE Jaysum!

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:05, Reply)

well, not really, I could just stick you on ignore.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:09, Reply)

You wouldn't do that would you?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:19, Reply)

When I went on a scary fairground ride on Monday and was terrified.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:06, Reply)

You wimped out on watching The Strangers too dintcha?
What ride was it?

YM!!!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:09, Reply)

Nah, we watched it in the end. I'm just not that into horror because it isn't scary. It was alright. I wanted to watch the other film because it's more my kinda thing.
The ride was some thing on the south bank, I'll find a pic....it was dead tame really I'm just not a fan of heights!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:13, Reply)

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:14, Reply)

Fuck! That is high! I don't trust them gyppos.
The Strangers was more atmosphere and tense scenes than out and out horror. I quite enjoyed.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:18, Reply)

I thought my shoes were going to fly off :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:25, Reply)

Get proper laces instead of velcro!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:25, Reply)

I don't do laces up because I'm ghetto bruv

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:26, Reply)

I do, Im a right prick.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:31, Reply)

^^sandals and white socks^^

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:32, Reply)

Course not, I'm ghetto, it's says so in the message you're replying to, god you're thick.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:44, Reply)

Depends which ghetto you mean.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:46, Reply)

David

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:47, Reply)

NO REAL NAMES ANDREW

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:48, Reply)

soz

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:49, Reply)

yeah me too

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:50, Reply)

I was gonna say Bedzin

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:48, Reply)

I dont bloo
However, when I lose my temper EVERYONE knows. Its very rare for this to happen though. I think the last time I did it was when some gypsy scrapcunts started smashing something up in our street at 6am on a Saturday morning.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:13, Reply)

when I went to whitby with my parents my Dad was trying to get the dvd player to work.
I knew what he needed to do but he wasn't listening and figuring it out for himself. He got so angry he yelled at me and started shaking.
It was well LOL.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:19, Reply)

Internet bullying makes me cry
Alt: Massive upset, call everyone a cunt, list precisely what it is you don't like about each person (consider naming one random person as 'alright, but the rest of you can fuck off'), post loads of threads that get progressively more incoherent, post porn, delete stuff, have your 'final say', kill yourself, delete account, set up new account for when you've calmed down.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:19, Reply)

alright battered, nice to have you back

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:23, Reply)

*takes notes*
Is posting fb and twatter links acceptable?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:23, Reply)

Oh yeah, loads of real life revelations about other people is always well lol

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:25, Reply)

I know where you work so I can contact your boss if necessary

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:26, Reply)

His email address is the same as mine, but with his first name instead of mine
If that helps at all
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:27, Reply)

I'd have to fill out the contact box on your website, that or dig around on google and company check for a bit I suppose.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:29, Reply)

Oh, he sounds a bit foreign.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:33, Reply)

Are you sure that's my company?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:35, Reply)

I dunno, I'm not really looking.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:36, Reply)

your name is Stephen and your favourite bands are blur, stereophonics and linkin park

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:26, Reply)

Delete this please
Well, the name you can leave, but I'm not happy about you revealing my secret favourite bands.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:28, Reply)

soz, it is a bit harsh

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:30, Reply)

Post gaz messages too, that's always fun.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:24, Reply)

Is it acceptable to cockgaz, then post them?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:25, Reply)

Dunno, this bit of the internet is sadly lacking in nudez

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:27, Reply)

We haven't had a good 'open up your gaz box' thread for ages.
Gayham, do you want to do one?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:26, Reply)

Ive deleted all mine. Nowt juicy there anyway.
If only Rory was here with his spreadsheet.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:32, Reply)

You don't have my ringpiece gaz anymore? Sad times bruv.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:34, Reply)

Hilarious, do keep these up.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:41, Reply)

Ta Jaysum!

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:43, Reply)

rolleyefacepalm

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:56, Reply)

No one ever gazzes me interesting stuff
Just dozer pestering me for cybersex, but I imagine you all get that.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:36, Reply)

Nope :((

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:38, Reply)

Gaz messages are for bent cunts

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:39, Reply)

Don't tell me you don't get a little bit excited when you see the red glow in the corner of your screen.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:52, Reply)

I was when I saw a message from you

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:53, Reply)

Nobody gazzes me :o(

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:53, Reply)

That's because you don't have to occasionally be nice to people in private, you're consistently a top bloke in public

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:54, Reply)

\o/

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 15:01, Reply)

He's a right cunt in private though

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 15:06, Reply)

I really am

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 15:06, Reply)

That's why I don't gaz him

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 15:08, Reply)

*RAGEGAZZES*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 15:20, Reply)

I've gazzed you before.
FNARRR
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:57, Reply)

This is true

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 15:01, Reply)

Ah good times them good times

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:25, Reply)

I liked bald monkeys seemingly serious break down.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Sep 2014, 15:53, Reply)

Citrix are forcing me to get my sportsrage on
They are fucking useless
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:47, Reply)

Other fruits are available

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:50, Reply)

They aren't as tart
unlike YM
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:53, Reply)

Citrix is fucking rubbish.
We use it here and it is appalling.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 14:57, Reply)

I have a customer who has changed name and they have removed all their licences

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 15:02, Reply)

^world expert

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 15:03, Reply)

It's "authority" you gimp.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 15:14, Reply)

How was I to know? I'm no world expert.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 15:18, Reply)

I am an authority expert. I got your back.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 15:19, Reply)

thanks big guy

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 15:19, Reply)

I got a bit upset yesterday when the guy we rent studio space from dropped my bass.
It was not damaged but I doubt we'll have go back after the words I used. Mean words.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Sep 2014, 15:43, Reply)

Is this the band you were auditioning for a while back?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 15:46, Reply)

No, i managed to persuade a guitarist I know and a drummer I know to sort their lives out,
And have started from scratch.
The band I auditioned for turned out to be shite. The rhythmn guitarist and singer were good, but the day the lead guitarist and drummer turned up I took my leave. It was awful
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Sep 2014, 15:51, Reply)

I've never been in a band made up of strangers, always seemed like a recipe for disaster to me.
What sort of stuff are you doing?
Ginger-goth-death-scream-core or sutin?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 15:53, Reply)

Yeah, the strangers thing was weird too.
It's all gone a bit post rock. Sort of Fugazi buy with some heavier riffs thrown in. Just got a singer in, who sounds exactly like that guy out of the Mars Volta. It's not really like anything I've done before, but it's good fun to play, and the guitarist might be a genius.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Sep 2014, 15:57, Reply)

Sounds like fun.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 15:59, Reply)

I'm enjoying it, and at the rate we're going, hopeful to get a demo sorted in a couple of months.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Sep 2014, 16:04, Reply)

Keep me posted with bandcamp links and that

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 16:06, Reply)

I ought to set up a band camp
We're still sound clouding.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 4 Sep 2014, 16:09, Reply)

Oh man, like it's 2013 or summat!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 16:10, Reply)

Did he cut the midrange, drop the bass?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Sep 2014, 15:48, Reply)