Greetings Earthlings. It's the Fan - Dabi - Dozi Threadaroo !!!!
Gosh I'm upset today. Are you upset ? Tell uncle Gayham why you've got tiny tears today.
(Mr Udagawa, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 17:39, 69 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I got a splinter in my thumb :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 17:42, Reply)

Uncle Gayham feels that you should kill yourself. It's the only way to be sure.

(Mr Udagawa, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 17:50, Reply)

how should I do it?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 17:57, Reply)

just dont breathe, simples

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 17:59, Reply)

oh uncle gayham
i had a meeting with a headhunter today, he offered me 6 months in Oman tax free 100k for doing next to fuck all, should i accept and leave my family?
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 17:51, Reply)

Why friend you should insist that they pay for UK flights every two weeks to stay in contact with those that you love.

(Mr Udagawa, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 17:54, Reply)

thanks friend, i will demand it immediately

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 17:58, Reply)

Muslims thatbum, then stone about it. Fucking hypocrites.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 17:52, Reply)

Yes to whatever this means.

(Mr Udagawa, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 17:55, Reply)

Internet bullies made me cry especially that dave trousers

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 17:54, Reply)

Stop taking the internet so seriously friend. Sack off those pretend cigarettes, and for fucks sake see if you can wash a bit more.

(Mr Udagawa, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 18:00, Reply)

lol classic gayham

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 18:01, Reply)

he's a master of lols and no mistake!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 18:07, Reply)

I just hope this doesn't get deleted

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 18:17, Reply)

Do you want a job? Bar staff needed.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 18:02, Reply)

Me and my previous team from Whitbread will be over in the morning to discuss terms.

(Mr Udagawa, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 18:09, Reply)

Six quid an hour, cash, free soft drinks. No snacking. When a punter says, "and yours", it's twenty pee. Ok?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 18:28, Reply)

lol

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 18:02, Reply)

Delete this please.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 18:05, Reply)

You're wasted love, up on the shelf as a gay.

(Mr Udagawa, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 18:08, Reply)

I'm upset that poor Gonz can't find a flatmate because gumtree are bullying him.
www.buzzfeed.com/alanwhite/no-just-no-absolutely-no#g9knxf
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 18:25, Reply)

It was funnier when Gonz himself posted it earlier, soz

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 18:33, Reply)

^

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 18:37, Reply)

To the Archivemobile

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 18:41, Reply)

GET IN THERE !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 19:17, Reply)

cant talk hear ill inbox u xxx

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 18:39, Reply)

Soz Gayham, this is the reply I was trying to post before the lol deletion:
She could be a porker, so you shouldn't rule out AA at this stage.
Frog has form, but pretty much has to do what swipe says now. Possible outsider for a rebound go when that falls apart.
She's clocked I've got a wife, so I'm out.
Maybe this could be jaysum's conversion?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 18:56, Reply)

on reflection it wasn't worth recovering it

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 18:58, Reply)

Delete this please.

(Mr Udagawa, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 18:58, Reply)

Oh I forgot sbt, his marriage doesn't seem too secure

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 18:59, Reply)

From what she's posted it would appear that she's sufficently internet for here. It's a shame she'll be fat with the features of a Victorian curiousity, like all the other hawt chix on b3ta.

(Mr Udagawa, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 19:04, Reply)

Think we do better than many of the fucked up, part time, expartner loathing types here.
Or the broody ones. Is this thread going to get nasty? I'm up for it.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 19:08, Reply)

You shouldn't take the shit that gimps doling out mate.

(Mr Udagawa, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 19:10, Reply)

I've deleted once mate, it can be done again.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 19:19, Reply)

Tuib is lashing out, try to understand his "headspace" doc. He's the one who's unhappy at home. That's why he smokes his "drugs" to forget about his hideous family.

(Mr Udagawa, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 19:24, Reply)

I thought it was because him and his one man band busking act was banned from Cov. city centre
that sent him over the edge and into this spiral of lashing out online?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 19:28, Reply)

We're all unhappy about someting Hartley, with Tuib it seems to centre around a crippling dissatisfaction with his entire life. It's tragic really.

(Mr Udagawa, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 19:32, Reply)

Could be?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 19:32, Reply)

:(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 19:14, Reply)

Alright hare.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 19:18, Reply)

Well I was.....but now I'm not so sure

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 19:19, Reply)

You're at least the best one here.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 19:23, Reply)

strikethrough *at and the*
insert *the*

God I can't be arsed
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 19:24, Reply)

My brain hurts a bit.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 11 Sep 2014, 19:31, Reply)