I'm SO tired :( Im too old for clubbing.
What's the worst hangover you've ever had?
alt. Where are you all?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 14:53, 47 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

S U J

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 14:59, Reply)

meaty.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:16, Reply)

hi!
my worst hangover was when i woke up in hospital minus front teeth.

cheers.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:18, Reply)

Still you wont be trying that move with Swipey again eh

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:21, Reply)

Ooops, wrong hole

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:22, Reply)

Still now I am here

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:24, Reply)

I think Bonzo just confessed to wanting gay sex with Neneh Cherry's brother in the last thread

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:03, Reply)

#mushyplums

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:05, Reply)

He should save tonight in his calendar

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:15, Reply)

I hope he lasts more then 7 seconds

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:15, Reply)

NEVER

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:21, Reply)

EVE 'DOU
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:22, Reply)

After a college party I could not even move, other than to puke, until 5pm

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:15, Reply)

LAD
I vommed this morning. The shame!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:16, Reply)

There was also a car alarm going off outside ALL FUCKING DAY
Were I in any state I'd have smashed the fucking car to bits
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:18, Reply)

This is shit Im going for some food.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:20, Reply)

Has he gone yet?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:21, Reply)

lol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:23, Reply)

easily the worst was when my friend brought back some 90% proof gin from manila
i remember drinking it from a mug in the kitchen at 6pm, and not a lot else. amongst other highlights, apparently i:

- nearly tipped my friend over waterloo bridge, trying to prove i could pick her up
- yakked up about 17 times, but remembered to put toilet roll under my knees to save my 90's white jeans
- left my friend who was staying with me in the club and went home without her
- tried to get my then bloke to take out my contact lenses and earrings
- remembered my friend and went to get her, passed out in the hallway with my pants on display, was found by our strict muslim flatmate who didn't drink
- tried again, walked halfway across waterloo bridge in my nightie

- threw up and retched nonstop for the next 48 hours. i was just getting better when some cunt waved a gin bottle under my nose and i threw up mushroom soup all over his feet. the smell of gin still makes me vom.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:21, Reply)

NOM GIN

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:23, Reply)

Might get one of these:

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:23, Reply)

Or maybe this one:

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:23, Reply)

Very patriotic

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:23, Reply)

I like the bit where they can't spell 'racist'
NOT RASCIST NOT VIOLENT NO LONGER SILENT
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:29, Reply)

I just hope they'll all be able to step up to defend our northern border from marauding Scots, if they become independent

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:30, Reply)

i'm putting all the scotch posters on 2.0 if they vote 'yes'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:31, Reply)

This seems like the most sensible course of action, think I'll do the same

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:34, Reply)

scotch IP addresses should automatically receive a saltire icon so they can be easily identified and ignored in the event of an independent scotland

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:37, Reply)

The site should be behind a pay wall for an independent Scotchland

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:39, Reply)

which they can only pay for once they have converted their independent currency back into proper money

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:42, Reply)

\o/

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:50, Reply)

i need to start making a list

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:52, Reply)

Hoots mon ya shower o' wallopers!

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:49, Reply)

Worst wrestler ever.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 16:09, Reply)

I hope you picked up a nice if plain and probably verging on the downright atrocious girl at this clubbing event and realised that having men put willies and vegetables up your bottom is what the beasts of the field do.

(Mr Udagawa, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:30, Reply)

Alright Gayham
Are you excited about the forthcoming Aphex Twin release?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:31, Reply)

I released my twins all over YMs back

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:33, Reply)

Sorry mate, c90 recording of the charts ogtfo.

(Mr Udagawa, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:39, Reply)

oh ok

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:42, Reply)

Jog on Drake, you stink.

(Mr Udagawa, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:44, Reply)

:(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:48, Reply)

I always thought he looked a bit "downsy"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:51, Reply)

i dunno who that is

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:51, Reply)

Tangles

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:52, Reply)

don't look like the fella on dronefolk.blogspot.com

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:58, Reply)

drone folk, twang club, jam nitty gritty
whose the ginger bird whose sheets are shitty?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 16:11, Reply)

Perhaps if your immune system hadn't been so ravaged by the AIDs you wouldnt feel so bad

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Sep 2014, 15:42, Reply)