my colleague was born in scotland and a lot of his family still live there/run a big business up there
he is very keen to see the result, which is apparently out at 7am tomorrow.

at 6.50am he takes off on a 5 hour flight.

heh.

alt: into ape's ears, to teach him not to be so dishonest. i always tell restaurants/shops etc if they cock up on the bill. it's not always popular with my dining companions.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 9:48, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

Moral condemnation from a lawyer. Alanis Morisette must be turning in her grave

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 9:50, Reply)

moral censure from someone who peddles overpriced unnecessary crap for a living
and now has murdered alanis morissette!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 9:54, Reply)

A marketing bod thinking he wouldn't face the same firing squad as the lawyers

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 9:55, Reply)

I don't understand the hate for marketeers? Someone's got to sell the crap your factory makes

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 10:04, Reply)

factory band
( Muns, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 10:17, Reply)

whoever is selling that ought to be sacked

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 10:19, Reply)

They are doing a pretty shit job of it, it has to be said

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 10:20, Reply)

frog liked it
stupid frog
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 10:21, Reply)

Frogs don't even have proper ears

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 10:21, Reply)

It's possible he has allowed his feelings for me to cloud his judgement.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 10:23, Reply)

if i did i would have thought your record was 'a fucking wanker'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 10:35, Reply)

yer but froggo also liked that Avery album, so he clearly likes drone.
Which must come in handy whenever his Mrs starts talking.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 10:40, Reply)

at least his mrs can say more than a rusty old miaow

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 10:41, Reply)

Hamsters don't miaow FFS.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 18 Sep 2014, 10:57, Reply)

I have a cat m8.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 10:58, Reply)

Poor Grace. 4EVARINARHARTZ.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 18 Sep 2014, 11:22, Reply)

RTZ NUS
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 11:29, Reply)

HANUS?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 18 Sep 2014, 11:43, Reply)

it's your accent
ahrrrhanus
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 11:45, Reply)

As you've never heard my accent, I'm not sure how you could come to that conclusion.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 18 Sep 2014, 11:48, Reply)

yes it was more of an incoherent ramble on your ice bucket video, hard to discern an 'accent' per se

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 11:50, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxVgFDdzMkQ
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 11:57, Reply)

dozer gets his first pussy in years, and it's like you don't even care
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 11:20, Reply)

and a thief

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 9:56, Reply)

What's a London based, commercial barrister punt themselves out by the hour?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 9:59, Reply)

completely depends on the level and experience
anywhere from about £250 - £800 an hour.

plus vat and disbursements.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 10:20, Reply)

How much for your para-legal skillz?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 10:22, Reply)

i'm £485 plus vat and disbs

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 10:22, Reply)

What about for your comedy writing skillz?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 10:24, Reply)

i do a lot of writing for seminars, legal magazines etc
but you get my comedy writing skillz for the cost of a 1p ghost. you lucky lucky skullfuck.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 10:34, Reply)

I demand a refund

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 10:36, Reply)

I wouldn't consider food and other grocery essentials to be "unnecessary"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 10:03, Reply)

You're on Netto checkout?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 10:09, Reply)

i suspect my idea of "essentials" is very different to the plebs'

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Sep 2014, 10:20, Reply)