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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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SCATMAN JOHN THREAD
Everybody stutters one way or the other
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact
Don't let nothing hold you back
If the scatman can do it
So can you

But what can you do?

Alt: Ski bi di bi di do bap do do bam do

Altalt: Where's The Scatman?
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:16, 97 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
I believe he is a jewish website designer from north london

(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:19, Reply)
In Swipes bed, wasn't he?

(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:19, Reply)
Good god what have I done, I believe he was 'john' too. COINCIDENCE? WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!

(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:22, Reply)
What are you trying to say about swipe?
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=John&defid=1155645
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:41, Reply)
I'm saying a man was called john, i don't know what's so confusing for you.

(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:43, Reply)
where babies come from

(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:44, Reply)
why do men have nipples

(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:44, Reply)
aren't wasps random

(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:44, Reply)
Micky Dolenz was a better scatman
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnzrGr78Mws
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:22, Reply)
Micky Dolenz looks like his face was washed inside out

(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:31, Reply)
i'm bored and hungry

(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:23, Reply)
me too, especially the bored and hungry bit

(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:24, Reply)
I need a wee

(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:24, Reply)
I need to know what the Monty running off crying meme is about
thanks in advance
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:25, Reply)
A barmaid, half his age, at the cbeese let it be known that she'd let him do a sex on her, if he were man enough
He spent half the night hiding in the loos before running home in tears.
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:31, Reply)
HA!

(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:32, Reply)
Oh man, there's going to be a THANKS FRIEND coming, I can feel it.

(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:35, Reply)
The abusive text messages have already started pouring in

(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:37, Reply)
Hahaha
I didn't know the full story. I thought it was purely related to Mrs Shenanigans, but obviously not.
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:36, Reply)
There was a very good IRL bit where she came out of one door and he ran in a different one (crying)

(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:39, Reply)
lol

(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:40, Reply)
I imagine hand-flailing, blubbing fleeing with a "nonononono" wailing
I bet Stunner held his hair whilst he fear-puked in the bogs.
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:45, Reply)
clikin all of dese

(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:50, Reply)
from hazy memory
a woman attempted to chat to him and he ran crying into the night?

might need more detail?
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:31, Reply)
Some girl spoke to him in the CBEESE and he fucked off

(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:31, Reply)
+out

(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:26, Reply)
i was just going to gaz you those poems but they've gone :(((((((((((

(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:27, Reply)
oh man, well thsi has ruined my morning

(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:28, Reply)
leave it with me, all is not lost

(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:28, Reply)
It's hard to rap when you're born with a stutter
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAIOzM7SsMo
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:24, Reply)
i'm listening to this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQr1u1l-rIU
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:34, Reply)
I'll have a listen to that next.
I'm listening to a song about sporto's missus at the moment
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:39, Reply)
haha, freestyle jazz singing!

(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:35, Reply)
Catch you at the Southbank sk8rprk this weekend m8. Ive got a rad new longbrd and some new spraycans to graf in the designated zones there!

(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:41, Reply)
longboard?
Bit wack m8.
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:51, Reply)
Skiddily bee bop boo be bap bam bi!

(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:49, Reply)
Wee to the Pizzle!

(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:50, Reply)
I've decided I'm not gonna do any more work today.

(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:59, Reply)
Working more than 10% of the day is for chumps

(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:01, Reply)
Could you post on here instead please?
Thanks in advance.
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:02, Reply)
Might do.

(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:02, Reply)
We're all bullying Monty, do join in, it's terrific fun.

(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:03, Reply)
Ok. Will do.

(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:06, Reply)
Altalt: He died in 1999.

(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:53, Reply)
4EVA IN R SKIBEDOBOBBLYDOBLEDOWAPDOWEE HARTS

(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:55, Reply)
He could've had a great career on storage hunters. :(

(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:57, Reply)
Haha

(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:58, Reply)
Just had a mixed shwama with garlic and chilli sauce, it was nom

(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:37, Reply)
Nice, Imma go Best Mangal tonight for kebab and chips, dunno what yet though

(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:39, Reply)
Italian pork meatballs with pinenuts and tomato sauce for me

(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:44, Reply)
sounds shit soz

(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:46, Reply)
Oh, well I guess I'll just tear up this invite I hand painted for you

(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:49, Reply)
i meant it sounds shit because i wasn't there!!!

(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:50, Reply)
TOO LATE NOW
* does a monty*
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:51, Reply)
tangles ruined my populol hat trick :((((
*does a monty*
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:52, Reply)
A pigeon is looking at me
*does a monty*
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:57, Reply)
Female cashiers in the supermarket
*does a monty*
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:59, Reply)
Autumn is coming
*does a monty*
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:05, Reply)
This is my new favourite thing.

(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:08, Reply)
"When a chick catch your eye and all you do is cry_"
"That's AMonty....."
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:10, Reply)
Genuine non-sarcastic POTD

(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:11, Reply)
Every so often, lokesy, you really come up with the goods.

(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:12, Reply)
Scatman's world was so much better.
scrrrbebrbrbrbaabbraap braaaaap fifty shit
(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:43, Reply)
Suj

(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:44, Reply)
Fon

(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:46, Reply)
Suj

(, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:50, Reply)

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