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SCATMAN JOHN THREAD
Everybody stutters one way or the other
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact
Don't let nothing hold you back
If the scatman can do it
So can you
But what can you do?
Alt: Ski bi di bi di do bap do do bam do
Altalt: Where's The Scatman?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:16,
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latest was 10 years ago)
I believe he is a jewish website designer from north london
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:19,
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In Swipes bed, wasn't he?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:19,
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Good god what have I done, I believe he was 'john' too. COINCIDENCE? WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:22,
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What are you trying to say about swipe?
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=John&defid=1155645
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:41,
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I'm saying a man was called john, i don't know what's so confusing for you.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:43,
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where babies come from
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:44,
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why do men have nipples
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:44,
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aren't wasps random
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:44,
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Micky Dolenz was a better scatman
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnzrGr78Mws
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:22,
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Micky Dolenz looks like his face was washed inside out
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:31,
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i'm bored and hungry
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:23,
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me too, especially the bored and hungry bit
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:24,
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I need a wee
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:24,
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I need to know what the Monty running off crying meme is about
thanks in advance
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:25,
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A barmaid, half his age, at the cbeese let it be known that she'd let him do a sex on her, if he were man enough
He spent half the night hiding in the loos before running home in tears.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:31,
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HA!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:32,
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Oh man, there's going to be a THANKS FRIEND coming, I can feel it.
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Kroney, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:35,
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The abusive text messages have already started pouring in
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:37,
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Hahaha
I didn't know the full story. I thought it was purely related to Mrs Shenanigans, but obviously not.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:36,
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There was a very good IRL bit where she came out of one door and he ran in a different one (crying)
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:39,
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lol
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:40,
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I imagine hand-flailing, blubbing fleeing with a "nonononono" wailing
I bet Stunner held his hair whilst he fear-puked in the bogs.
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Kroney, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:45,
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clikin all of dese
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:50,
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from hazy memory
a woman attempted to chat to him and he ran crying into the night?
might need more detail?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:31,
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Some girl spoke to him in the CBEESE and he fucked off
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:31,
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+out
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:26,
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i was just going to gaz you those poems but they've gone :(((((((((((
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:27,
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oh man, well thsi has ruined my morning
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:28,
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leave it with me, all is not lost
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:28,
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It's hard to rap when you're born with a stutter
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAIOzM7SsMo
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:24,
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i'm listening to this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQr1u1l-rIU
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:34,
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I'll have a listen to that next.
I'm listening to a song about sporto's missus at the moment
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:39,
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haha, freestyle jazz singing!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:35,
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Catch you at the Southbank sk8rprk this weekend m8. Ive got a rad new longbrd and some new spraycans to graf in the designated zones there!
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Mr Udagawa, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:41,
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longboard?
Bit wack m8.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:51,
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Skiddily bee bop boo be bap bam bi!
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:49,
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Wee to the Pizzle!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:50,
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I've decided I'm not gonna do any more work today.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:59,
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Working more than 10% of the day is for chumps
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:01,
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Could you post on here instead please?
Thanks in advance.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:02,
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Might do.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:02,
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We're all bullying Monty, do join in, it's terrific fun.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:03,
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Ok. Will do.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:06,
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Altalt: He died in 1999.
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Muns, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:53,
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4EVA IN R SKIBEDOBOBBLYDOBLEDOWAPDOWEE HARTS
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:55,
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He could've had a great career on storage hunters. :(
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Muns, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:57,
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Haha
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 11:58,
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Just had a mixed shwama with garlic and chilli sauce, it was nom
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:37,
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Nice, Imma go Best Mangal tonight for kebab and chips, dunno what yet though
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:39,
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Italian pork meatballs with pinenuts and tomato sauce for me
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:44,
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sounds shit soz
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:46,
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Oh, well I guess I'll just tear up this invite I hand painted for you
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:49,
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i meant it sounds shit because i wasn't there!!!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:50,
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TOO LATE NOW
* does a monty*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:51,
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tangles ruined my populol hat trick :((((
*does a monty*
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:52,
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A pigeon is looking at me
*does a monty*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:57,
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Female cashiers in the supermarket
*does a monty*
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:59,
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Autumn is coming
*does a monty*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:05,
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This is my new favourite thing.
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Kroney, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:08,
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"When a chick catch your eye and all you do is cry_"
"That's AMonty....."
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:10,
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Genuine non-sarcastic POTD
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:11,
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Every so often, lokesy, you really come up with the goods.
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Kroney, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 13:12,
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Scatman's world was so much better.
scrrrbebrbrbrbaabbraap braaaaap fifty shit
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:43,
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Suj
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:44,
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Fon
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:46,
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Suj
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Sep 2014, 12:50,
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