Early evening thread, I narrowly missed out on buying an original copy of Electro 4 today (Gutted)
I happened by a village fayre and was looking in one crate of records and saw this guy pluck it out of the next crate two fucking quid the lucky bastard got it for :(
So what have you just missed out on of late?

Alt: Listening to Electro 4 via Youtube I forgot it had Beethoven's Fifth (Street) Symphony by The VHB, how would you put a modern spin on a classical tune?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 17:26, 165 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I'm just gonna throw "Return of the Bach"

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 17:28, Reply)

Eine Kleine Nact Musik in der nahe von TECHNOLAND

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 17:30, Reply)

something by Lethal Bizet?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 17:34, Reply)

I'm surprised you didn't go for something by Hamadeus

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 17:38, Reply)

Alright hare.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 17:35, Reply)

Yo yo

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 17:38, Reply)

How is life?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 17:43, Reply)

You did read my thread....so fucking shit, ELECTRO 4
Yes Electro 4 I missed out on, can it get any worse?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 17:48, Reply)

Dis bitch satie on my dick

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 17:35, Reply)

Shut up dozer.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 17:37, Reply)

Good evening.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 17:42, Reply)

you mispelled it
dozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzer.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 17:46, Reply)

Get a room you two.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 17:47, Reply)

wouldn't touch it with yours m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 17:48, Reply)

haha, have you seen the photographs? a greasy bald head and a turdbrown sweatshirt that appropriately says "shit"?
no thanks dude.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 17:53, Reply)

Come on you lurrrvvvveeeeeee it.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 17:58, Reply)

no fatties, no gingers, no Tories

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 17:59, Reply)

As llong as they take cash, eh?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:06, Reply)

lol wut

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:06, Reply)

haha povvo lefty

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:24, Reply)

haha ginger fatty

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:27, Reply)

haha life fail

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:30, Reply)

I must say this is enjoyable.

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:32, Reply)

why must you say anything?
who is obliging you to do it?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:33, Reply)

It's a messageboard. People type messages to each other on it. On a computer.

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:42, Reply)

haha you're so repugnant that Battered has a crush on you

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:35, Reply)

says the dude who spent hours pestering him
pleeeeeeeeeeeease liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:37, Reply)

he wants to put his winky in your botbot

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:38, Reply)

so do lots of people
mah ass is hawt
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:39, Reply)

typical Tory bird, secret propensity for the coco hoop

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:41, Reply)

Smack My Bach Up

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 17:37, Reply)

that was nearly 20 year ago

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 17:50, Reply)

Edward German techno

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 17:51, Reply)

I'd get The Four Seasons to cover Vivaldi

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 17:53, Reply)

You just had to bring PIZZA in to it didn't you?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 17:55, Reply)

Yay boring old meme!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:04, Reply)

YOU NOES IT

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:06, Reply)

Which of his works?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 17:57, Reply)

orlando finto pazzo probably, given it's operatic vocals it would suit the lads voices.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:03, Reply)

Nice
I like his guitar concertos (concerti?)
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:05, Reply)

One of my exes played Vivaldi with a guitar ensemble at the royal albert hall, it was very boring.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:07, Reply)

She sounds better than your current bird though

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:21, Reply)

but even his current bird scraping a washboard with a coconut sounds better than your "band"

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:24, Reply)

Actually that sounds like the kind of thing we could use

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:34, Reply)

She's actually making money being a musician, mental right? I'm totes name checked on her first album.
But nah, swipeys alright
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:31, Reply)

I know, I just like rattling her cage

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:33, Reply)

I know, it's funny.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:35, Reply)

you go mad when i rattle lemmy's cage

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:37, Reply)

It's his little house, he likes it, it needs to be looked after.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:44, Reply)

I'd put a PHAT EDM beat on it, yer.
I used to love a bit of opera trance.
Spente le Stelle by Emma Shaplin (Yomanda mix) - Chav tastic.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 17:54, Reply)

fucking hell

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 17:57, Reply)

I have a long list of records I've missed out on buying, but I'll get them one day.
Alt: I can recommend Beatles, Bach and Bacharach Go Bossa, available from all good charity shops.
But that's not really what you're looking for.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 17:57, Reply)

alright Tango McKiddyfiddler
Mos Def is doing 'Coon on Both Sides' in its entirety in November. Should be good.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:01, Reply)

You're going to arrive late though, yeah?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:03, Reply)

yea i'm gonna be at the bar during Fear Not of Man.
The support is Afrika Bambaataa.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:05, Reply)

Have you ever looked closely at 50 cent?
I'm sure he's Afrika Bambaataas love child
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:08, Reply)

nah I'm not really into black men

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:09, Reply)

Something something droids

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:01, Reply)

I've 99 problems but a Grazyna Bacewicz ain't one of them

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:02, Reply)

dear God
A tosser on my train is wearing a Weyland-Yutani t shirt.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:03, Reply)

It's you in that T-shirt innit?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:09, Reply)

No.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:10, Reply)

What's that then?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:10, Reply)

'the company' out of the Alien films

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:11, Reply)

Maybe it was post modern irony?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:17, Reply)

No, it isn't.
It's Colin Hunt sci fi waqqiness.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:21, Reply)

SHIT

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:25, Reply)

nah babe, that's a skateboard label

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:26, Reply)

oh, were you 14 in the photo?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:30, Reply)

28.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:34, Reply)

oh internet

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:37, Reply)

Nigel Kennedys done it all already anyway.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:09, Reply)

The Gary Rhodes of classical

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:10, Reply)

I hate them both, I hate Kennedy more because playing a bent electric violin a bit fast is a cunts trick, but we shouldn't forget Rhodes reminding us not to prick sausages in that advert.
Well, there was definitely one prick in that ad, Gary.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:14, Reply)

He did some great stuff at a recent prom concert

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:17, Reply)

I accept he's talented, but it's not for me I'm afraid.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:20, Reply)

I know what you mean, I was surprised to enjoy it

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:24, Reply)

Tbh I think it's that he as a person is a bit rubbish so I transfer my negativity to his music, probably unfairly, but such is the human condition.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:25, Reply)

I do that and all
If someone is a prick I struggle to enjoy their music
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:35, Reply)

It's why I don't really like women singers, because women aren't 'cool' and also I am a big gay.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:37, Reply)

proms are for gays and Cranleyesque pretentious tossers

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:21, Reply)

I do fucking lol at all those posh bent tossers going fucking mental to 'sailors hornpipe', that's their 'fun'. Well shit brah.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:24, Reply)

smug wanky tosspieces

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:25, Reply)

fuck it, they should stick an Amen and a Reese bassline on it

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:26, Reply)

LETS GO FUCKING MENTAL PARP PARP HONK HONK
youtu.be/HnMsOCFBU9M

God thats the worst thing ever
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:28, Reply)

^^upset

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:17, Reply)

Right, okay m8......

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:20, Reply)

He was alright no Vanessa Mae though, just saying

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:12, Reply)

No, he wasn't a chinky bird playing with a Perspex instrument, that's true, videos available on all mediocre porn sites.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:16, Reply)

I like fit chinks

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:20, Reply)

And their sideaway trenches?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:23, Reply)

bit racist

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:23, Reply)

No hair either.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:36, Reply)

I just googled 'Electro 4'
What a shame you missed it. I'm truly mortified, it would have been a great thing to own.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:28, Reply)

i always thought mortified meant ashamed or embarrassed
but sooooo many people use it to mean other things. "he took ages to serve me, i was mortified" my friend said the other night. whut??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:32, Reply)

I think it means that you are dead and laid out on a slab
I don't think there's any quantification required. DEAD.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:47, Reply)

dunno much about spider-man lol

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:36, Reply)

bringing sam cooke right up to date yo

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:37, Reply)

Here's a shit drum and bass track with a classical sample I have somewhere, really terrible actually.
youtu.be/NTLuqEVYlQA
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:43, Reply)

Claire de Luniz

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:07, Reply)

'I got accessories on it'?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:08, Reply)

I got it.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:15, Reply)

thank fuck for that

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:22, Reply)

oops

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:20, Reply)

Blimey it's Zozimus
How the hell are you?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:26, Reply)

chatty, as per.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:30, Reply)

now voiced by alexander armstrong

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:31, Reply)

very well
how are you?
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:31, Reply)

Laughing, my man
Not seen you on here for ages.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:33, Reply)

yeah I dropped out for a couple of years
nice to see this place is still tipping along
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:41, Reply)

I stayed
Don't know why - atavism, I suppose.

Hang about though lad, I could do with a bit of recidivist solidarity.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:44, Reply)

Yer, I like beats n breaks.
You listen to chart music?
How GHASTLY!!

You must be a frightful prole.
Imagine.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:29, Reply)

No pitching woo
That's Swipes job
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:31, Reply)

Calm down Golden Wonder.

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:34, Reply)

Wonder Shower
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:36, Reply)

^

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:37, Reply)

I still don't get this.
Old crisps?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:37, Reply)

A Golden Wonder is a variety of potato. You are blessed with a potato head.
Do you need anything else that's glaringly obvious explained?
(Mr Udagawa, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:41, Reply)

He is Wayne Rooney.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:47, Reply)

He looks like Rooneys ballbag when he had mumps

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:54, Reply)

Record collecting is for shit cunts

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:53, Reply)