alright

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:01, 114 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Good evening.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:08, Reply)

fuck off dozers

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:11, Reply)

mr horrible

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:18, Reply)

Yep.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:40, Reply)

Hello Mr Horrible.
and a glorious day it is too!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:45, Reply)

alright fat singleton

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:46, Reply)

^ lololol ^
o irony, thy name is dozzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzer
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:50, Reply)

I ent no tubbo
Unlike you.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:56, Reply)

uggo is even worse
can't change greasy shiny fiveheads and squints now, can you?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:00, Reply)

squints?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:04, Reply)

you are even less popular than a "fat singleton"

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:58, Reply)

yes

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:47, Reply)

Hello lovely
I sold that guitar to a German guitar museum. Apparently it was rarer than I thought.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:50, Reply)

Really?
Wow
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:57, Reply)

Aye, limited edition with slightly better pick ups than the normal manufacturing run.
Dude was super excited to get it.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:59, Reply)

Brilliant, nice one
Have you seen that museum that's opened in Umea, Sweden? It looks incredible.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:00, Reply)

No.
Is it guitar stuff?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:03, Reply)

Now?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:03, Reply)

Yes, but Thursday is gonna last an extra 12 hours so Friday will drop in as normal

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:06, Reply)

www.guitarsthemuseum.com
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:14, Reply)

I think I might go there.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:18, Reply)

They had me sold at Pattie Boyd

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:23, Reply)

No, not really
I met this guy for a meal at Chimichangas. I got some chicken wings to start that were as hot as they could make them and they barely tingled. Then we saw A Walk Among The Gravestones and it was a bit meh. Not bad but I'll have forgotten it by the next day. Forgotten what?
( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:56, Reply)

Are you and Monty courting now then?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:57, Reply)

Must be why Monters though it was Thursday

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:58, Reply)

I see they made their entrances separately so no one would notice

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:58, Reply)

They can't fool a pair of web sleuths like us though!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:03, Reply)

We're like the Dempsey and Makepeace of off topic

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:06, Reply)

Hale and Pace more like

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:06, Reply)

Sharky and George?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:07, Reply)

The crime busters of oh-tee!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:09, Reply)

who is it?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:03, Reply)

I steer clear of internet virgins, who is Monty?
Is he fit?
( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:10, Reply)

Monty is Richard McBeef (As if you didn't know)
And HELL YES
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:13, Reply)

Not really, he looks like an old gay wizard with a tear stained face and worn out shoes from all that running

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:14, Reply)

Y'niver no what yer gorna git

( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:17, Reply)

He's got a samurai top knot, if you're in to that sort of thing.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:13, Reply)

Long hair?
I can overlook that. Any photos?
( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:14, Reply)

50 minutes and no-one has stepped in?
Seriously, the standards here are slipping.
( Muns, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:05, Reply)

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 13:09, Reply)

Is he ever!
Imagine a slightly downsy Gary Oldman, trying to hide the extra few pounds he's put on recently under a faded Hawkwind t-shirt.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:14, Reply)

I see
Well-a-well, consider all my buttons pushed
( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:16, Reply)

+ a, tell me more

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:39, Reply)

HOW COULD YOU RUB THIS IN MONTYS FACE??!?!!
He is a delicate soul.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 11:59, Reply)

What's a chimichanga?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:07, Reply)

I think it's a sex thing

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:10, Reply)

Gross

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:12, Reply)

Something something track 29.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:18, Reply)

I know you want what's on my mind

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:29, Reply)

Shit texican food
I've eaten hotter yoghurts
( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:13, Reply)

Good afternoon.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:18, Reply)

In other news.
Bored now.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:37, Reply)

Now?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:38, Reply)

I answered up there you nobbo

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:41, Reply)

'Gary Cranley' to all questions.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:45, Reply)

dozer is a prick to all questions

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:55, Reply)

someone do a new thread to all questions

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:55, Reply)

i dun mine for today

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:58, Reply)

done

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 24 Sep 2014, 12:59, Reply)