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Try getting your client or his broker to read their insurance contract before buying it.
Jus sayin.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:54,
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i did have some fun with one insurer a couple of months ago
insurer: wah wah wah, nasty landlord, our building sucks. give us money.
me: sure. by the way, you know that we insure billions of poundsworth of property with you worldwide? oh, you didn't? well, we'll be cancelling that.
insurer: no, it's fine, forget we said anything.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 9:57,
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nice
is it the little things that make your job worthwhile?
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:01,
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A Small Victory is not only a good FNM song
My account manager ZING last night really made me do a metrolol
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:03,
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details
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:04,
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We are going through a programme of upgrading some accountancy software for loads of our customers
She INSISTED on project managing it all and has fucked up twice in two weeks now by booking in upgrades into our calendars without first making sure the sites have OKed it. I tried ringing the customer who had an upgrade booked in for today to be told they didn't want it yet. She also forgot to tell them it costs more consultancy to also migrate them to a new server.
Result is that customer went mental at them for both things, her ringing me on the way home to try and smooth the waters, and me having no work to do for today and tomorrow now!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:07,
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Yeah but is she fit and did you get to sticky finger for penance
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:14,
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She is almost entirely round
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:16,
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hahahaha
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:17,
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do you have to do a lot of onsite work?
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:14,
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Of course thats why he gets such a generous car allowance
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:17,
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Not these days
I used to be out all round the country
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:17,
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miss travelling much?
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:22,
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Sometimes
I liked going to places I'd not otherwise ever visit. These days with the kids and a Mrs who is a teacher its too difficult to get away anywhere far away
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:24,
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its only through work that I got to see america
what does your mrs teach?
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:29,
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IT
Furthest I got was probably Exeter or Glasgow
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:29,
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old work did alot of buisness stateside
but then one magical week while my colleagues were stuck with having to go to las vegas, I was gifted with an on-site in Derby
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:32,
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We have a site in Derby
You get a good curry in Derby
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:33,
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I would'nt know
We had petrol station butties laid on
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:35,
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Wow
They ent no Ginsters
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:36,
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Sex education
With most of the 6th form from what I heard
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:30,
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All, not most
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:33,
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who amongst this cast of internet can truly say that they are not pedantic and petty people?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:13,
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Me
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:17,
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hang on, not you
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:18,
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I ent pedantic or petty
often
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:24,
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Fewer
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:26,
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^pedantic and petty^
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:29,
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no me
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:20,
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hang on, actually, me
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:20,
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doctor shambolic
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Thu 25 Sep 2014, 10:21,
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