Dragging innit.
Might have a meander round town and a quick tipple after work. Sun's out, guns out.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:15, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Its rather splendid here
I'm sat in the garden with my laptop. Just harvested a load of tomatoes. Not quite sure what to do with this lot. Probably soup
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:27, Reply)

May I suggest throwing them at crowds?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:28, Reply)

I'm skint innit
Not throwing away free food
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:29, Reply)

Laptop, harvested tomaotes...
Are you sure you aren't playing one of those farming-style games from King.com
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:29, Reply)

I see no apes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:30, Reply)

hiya luv o/

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:51, Reply)

Throw them at that coloured's house!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:29, Reply)

slow roasted to "blush" then store in olive oil
Or tomato, thyme and pancetta tart

YOUR WELCOME
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:48, Reply)

^this.
don't waste 'em making soup. don't forget to salt them. cook on 50 degrees.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:58, Reply)

tomato fives

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:12, Reply)

Guns out? You're not wearing that fucking vest again are ya?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:32, Reply)

Fat gays with their bingo wings out are WELL fit.

(Mr Udagawa, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:37, Reply)

Nope.
Some fat gays wear vests in summer
GET OVER IT.

Im starting a new campaign
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:41, Reply)

Soz m8, I didn't mean 'vest', I meant 'singlet' because you got dumped :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:42, Reply)

Dont you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:49, Reply)

VOMIT ER'RYWHERE

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:50, Reply)

DONCHAAA!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:51, Reply)

Don't mock girlfriends unless you've had a girlfriend.
New rule.
( Kroney, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 15:58, Reply)

Didn't he claim to have tried a bit of fanny in his youth?
But then decided that he much preferred sliding his flaccid worm between the hairy, sweaty arse-cheeks of a balding, disabled man?

Seems like a no-brainer to me, right enough.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:41, Reply)

a little too much knowledge here...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:49, Reply)

Why is that Swipey? You should be familiar with a middle-aged man's rear end.
After all, one frequently shat your bed.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 26 Sep 2014, 16:51, Reply)