I always miss the good days
Who's this forrin killed then?
Send them all back home!

I think you should be allowed into this country if you will respect our way of life and can speak the lingo. it depends on the criminal charge and whether the sins are repented.

Oooh. Not bought any yet, the world is my oyster
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:25, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

i think we're kind of full
but i think immigrants often have a lot more to offer than many brits.

so my suggestion is one in, one out. if you want to move here, that's fine, but your country has to take one of our tracksuit wearing grey faced losers in return.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:26, Reply)

'kind of full'?
That is so much bullshit it's unreal.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:28, Reply)

the good bits are full
the shit bits, like scotland, are empty for a reason.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:31, Reply)

Presumably because halfwits like you are unable to locate it on a map.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:25, Reply)

^ moved there by choice ^
hahaha
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:26, Reply)

Yes, that's right Swipey.
Young Fister, at the tender of age of 9 months, knew straight away that he wanted a life away from the polluted wankfest that is the south.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 1 Oct 2014, 14:03, Reply)

there is something so wrong about the name young fister
But you stayed by choice. Sad face.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 14:09, Reply)

You're right. I realise that now. The 9 month old me should have escaped on the first train south.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 1 Oct 2014, 14:16, Reply)

Serious answer: Yes I did and I don't regret any of it at all.
London's ok for a visit, but I wouldn't want to live there.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 1 Oct 2014, 14:17, Reply)

We are definitely full. Especially that there London.
There's a school round mine that seems to harbour more middle eastern kids, always well kept and the kids seem to be doing more educational learning.
Inner city schools: Feral.

Australia has a good policy I think.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:30, Reply)

fat, gay and racist
Brilliant!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:31, Reply)

On what basis are we 'full'? I agree with dozer.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:31, Reply)

our trains are empty, it's easy to get a seat
you can walk straight into a dr's appointment, there's no waiting list for any type of procedure
we never run out of water
there's loads of places for kids at schools
there's no demand for thousands of new homes to be built

you're right, the country's coping brilliantly.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:33, Reply)

so your story is that the government are doing a shit job of providing basic infrastructure?
Got it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:35, Reply)

yes dear

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:37, Reply)

but that is what you're complaining about

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:38, Reply)

no, i don't want new roads and new train tracks and new buildings taking up the nice green bits
i want the existing ones to be big enough
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:43, Reply)

so you want investment in infrastructure because the current government are doing a shit job.
Got it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:44, Reply)

I should think she'd be happy to pay more tax to fund this investment

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:45, Reply)

money doesn't grow on trees!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:47, Reply)

oh you scottish spastic. the only thing you've "got" is downs syndrome.
the existing systems are just about coping. but if we have more people here, they won't. i am saying, and i am obviously entirely serious and not at all yanking your piercings, that we should send shit brits away so we can take new people in.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:51, Reply)

Net migration is only something like 150k PA
not enough to overstretch the uk compared to net birth rates
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:11, Reply)

spastics breeding are another problem altogether
i mean, look what his parents produced
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:13, Reply)

Just saying that the migration is filling up the country argument is a bit silly

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:16, Reply)

dude, it's a b3ta argument
what part of it do you think is not people being silly?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:16, Reply)

The bits where jaysum fails to disguise his racist views

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:18, Reply)

Ah soz I meant
Yeah and smelly food

food tits
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:18, Reply)

i fucking love smelly food
i could eat the shit out of some smelly curry right now
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:25, Reply)

None of these have anything to do with the concept of 'being full'.
You could just as easily say we need more immigrants to staff hospitals and build roads.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:35, Reply)

and where are you going to put all these roads and new buildings?
shall we just build over all the nice bits? how about wimbledon common, shall we get rid of that?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:36, Reply)

We've built over a few percent of the land on this island.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:38, Reply)

and filled it with shit people

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:40, Reply)

LEAVE OUR WOMBLES ALONE!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:39, Reply)

What the fuck is this 'running out of water'?
Do you actually think that there as not enough water, and it's not just a case of infrastructure limitations (which takes people to build)?

You are proper fucking thick.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:40, Reply)

Scotland has loads of water, maybe she should have some nice Highland Spring.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:42, Reply)

well
coming as it does from a dimwitted racist, i'll take that as a compliment.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:46, Reply)

The difference honey, is that I'm just fucking around.
As is becoming clear here, you seem a genuinely bigoted person.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:51, Reply)

ahhhh the old joking backtrack
beep beep racistfock is reversing beep beep
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:52, Reply)

oh god another thicko for the trolled by swipe list

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:58, Reply)

That's a pretty fucking short list.
Is it just your name?
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:00, Reply)

hahaha
you really are the gift that keeps on giving.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:00, Reply)

to be fair
you're at the top of that list
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:00, Reply)

So on the one hand you are against higher taxes and greater spending on infrastructure, but on the other hand bloobloo the trains and schools are too full?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:44, Reply)

got it

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:45, Reply)

no, i don't resent paying tax, i resent what they spend it on. we have been through this numerous times before.
it's clear that any taxes that went on teaching you to read back in the 1960's were totally wasted.

no, i'm just against the public in general. the vast majority of them suck.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:49, Reply)

I dunno, you do seem to complain about it a bit
b3ta.com/search/posts/22005?q=tax
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:54, Reply)

it's annoying when it gets wasted

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:55, Reply)

Especially on forrins and peasants.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:58, Reply)

hey, i'm not you
forrins are fine by me.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 13:01, Reply)

It's so fucking blinkered
when people use their own perception of 'overcrowding' on public transport and in really popular places as an argument about controlling population.

London would have 'felt' more crowded (on the street, in hospitals and in schools) 500 years ago.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:49, Reply)

because he's stuck in a ppi call centre and all the Poles and muzzers have stolen all the jobs and benefits that he has a birthright to

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:34, Reply)

Although it does remind me of a statement by a past president of New Zealand.
He said that mass emigration from the UK to Australia was a great thing, because it has the effect of simultaneously raising the average IQ of both countries.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:34, Reply)

I can't speak your fucking lingo, mate

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 12:43, Reply)