Lolling at povvo Northerns here
www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/economics/11136151/Mapped-here-are-the-richest-places-in-every-part-of-England-and-Wales.html
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:19, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Whitley Bay FTW

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:21, Reply)

you wanna move north to Northumberland, they're doing much better

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:25, Reply)

My street is right in the middle of the red

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:27, Reply)

Blackpool was the most gyppo place I could find @ £560/wk

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:30, Reply)

and that's the RICHEST people...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:30, Reply)

To Cramlington?
Get fucked
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:31, Reply)

The Cornwall one is bollocks

( Peej, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:21, Reply)

£680 a week?
Fucking gyppoes.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:23, Reply)

£860 for my bit

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:27, Reply)

You beat F-Town by a tenner.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:28, Reply)

F-Town letting teh side down AGAIN

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:29, Reply)

Winchester is only a grand innit

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:33, Reply)

I've got my euromillions tciket for tonight
so an extra £80m willing flooding in tomotrrow
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:35, Reply)

Something about doing the lottery being 'ghastly'
I've done the work syndicate and a sly couple on the side just for me.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:37, Reply)

Do you watch the draw, clutching your ticket hopefully, before switching over to x factor?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:38, Reply)

yes, but you forgot the weeping

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:39, Reply)

All eyes in the household expectantly staring at the screen, in the hope of finally escaping rented hell.

(Mr Udagawa, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:40, Reply)

if you want to see desperation, watch the BBC program about people trading from home, delusional

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:41, Reply)

Whats your biggest seller on ebay?

(Mr Udagawa, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:42, Reply)

old copies of Bunty

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:43, Reply)

Youve prompted me to get a couple of euromillions tickets in, I'd love to be one of those undeserving winners, get a couple of pictures in the sun next to a Bentley with the plate 'Toff1' Fackin laavley

(Mr Udagawa, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:45, Reply)

Cran 1 ftw

( Peej, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:47, Reply)

CR4N BRTDN

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:50, Reply)

FR13ND

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:52, Reply)

northern povvo^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:28, Reply)

Is it before or after tax?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:30, Reply)

dunno
before I suspect
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:31, Reply)

Ahh OK

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:32, Reply)

Well Cornwall has a low population
but several celebrity rich types live down here. The area for £640 for example is a big mass of nothingness with a few little villages dotted around. It only takes one guy earning over a million a year to skew the average.
( Peej, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:30, Reply)

you people basically live on change

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:24, Reply)

Pretty much
but you can still buy a weeks shopping and a house here for less than a fiver.
( Peej, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:25, Reply)

Petrol is more expensive.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:26, Reply)

or "burny fire water" as the Kernow massive call it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:27, Reply)

If you can get to the gay-rage during the 20 mins they are open per day.
It cracks be up they way the villages get one chip van a week on a fixed night.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:31, Reply)

I just filled up at 121 a lr for unleaded at the 24 hour garage 2 minutes drive from my house.
How much is the burny fire water in The Village?
( Peej, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:34, Reply)

upset^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:36, Reply)

Cranset!

( Peej, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:37, Reply)

It was a genuine question though

( Peej, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:37, Reply)

124.9 for me

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:39, Reply)

Diesel is 1.28.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:42, Reply)

Sorry wouldn't know about that. My 2JZ-GTE Engine runs on petrol

( Peej, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:46, Reply)

What's that in? A Supra?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:48, Reply)

Nah, shoehorned it in to my Polo innit

( Peej, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:52, Reply)

Ha!
I get it for a quid a litre off pikeys in my local pub carpark.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:51, Reply)

We are talking about car fuel, not pikey jizz.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:59, Reply)

Tesco and Sains in Helston
are 1.299 and 1.289 respectively.

4p a litre dearer than London.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:45, Reply)

Helston is a shit, navy bumboy infested hole of a town. They should charge double for the fuel there.

( Peej, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:47, Reply)

There is nowhere near Camborne charging less.
According to the internet.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:49, Reply)

Well What can I say? I paid 121 at Camborne tesco for unleaded. probably got the receipt in the car still
Though I must admit it wasn't today it was last week
( Peej, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:53, Reply)

124.9

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:52, Reply)

64.7 for LPG at ASDA
or 62.9 if I want to get my card cloned at the dodgy estate garage down the road...
(Twangy Rubber, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 11:01, Reply)

If only there were a way to use folding bits of paper to pay for things

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 11:10, Reply)

Mules don't run on petrol though.

( Peej, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:27, Reply)

They do if you light it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:28, Reply)

The Horsleys are the highest earning villages near Guildford.
This news would surprise nobody from the area.
( Kroney, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 10:49, Reply)