This clearly just isn't a crime.
Kid was fucking loving it. Still is.
The only difficulty he's having is pretending to his mother that it wasn't the best thing ever.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:40, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

I suspect his mother knows this.
Also, 16 y/o gets to shag 2 teachers and that is what, date rape? Contributing to the delinquincy of a minor? Abuse of trust?

i'll have all of that in my face please
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:44, Reply)

I bet his dad's not screaming for these women to be arrested.

( Kroney, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:46, Reply)

No. He's tossing off to the vids.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:47, Reply)

Pausing between throwing ropes only to go "that's my boy".

( Kroney, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:48, Reply)

Hahahahahaha. Gross.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:50, Reply)

lol for throwing ropes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:53, Reply)

My music teacher was fucking three 16 year old year 11 students.
When they found out (from each other) that the relationship they had with said music teacher wasn't exclusive they all phoned his wife and told her.
( Peej, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:48, Reply)

Then he got to fuck all four?
Lad I went to school with was knocking off the English teacher and moved in with her when he finished his A levels. She had massive tits.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:49, Reply)

Well I didn't get to fuck any of my teachers and I'm well fucking jelly about it.

( Kroney, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:51, Reply)

Ditto, brah.
I really wanted to fuck Old Ma Edwards.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:53, Reply)

a r
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:54, Reply)

She was his wife.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:55, Reply)

My form tutor was about 26 when I was 17 and she fucking despised me.
Hate sex would probably have been the best if only it was the sexy sort of despising and not the sort where they'd genuinely be happy if you got expelled.
( Kroney, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:55, Reply)

totes worth it.
you'd likely have got some cash too.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:58, Reply)

She was a little cracker.
Wasn't all bad, though. I did get to follow her backside for several hours on a potholing trip.

I wish that was an euphemism, but alas.
( Kroney, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:59, Reply)

I got fucked by my english teacher
that essay was worth a least a B/my arse hurt for weeks*

*delete as applicable
( Peej, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 15:59, Reply)

Nah, then he died in a hit and run *sadface*

( Peej, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:03, Reply)

Still at the driver's petrol was cheap eh?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Oct 2014, 16:06, Reply)