Anyone about?
Hello? Rather quiet on here tonight isn't it?
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:39, 108 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

*falls gratefully into thread*
Lucy! thank god you're here!

how are you petal?
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:41, Reply)

Hey Lucy
It is a bit quiet.


*tumbleweed*



Yes.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:47, Reply)

Just a touch
But that leads me to believe that everyone else has lives off of teh internet ..... Sob.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:51, Reply)

Hey
looks like people are having lives and stuff. They'll all come crawling out soon ,)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:52, Reply)

I'm here....huzza!
I've been booking trains for London on the internet and it's taken me 1.1/2 hours to decide which train times to pick and the bloody National Express website kept crashing.
( girlinthehole, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:53, Reply)

I strongly refute
the accusation that I have a life!
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:54, Reply)

Hey becks, BGB
How goes it?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:55, Reply)

Oh phew
People!
How are you all tonight? Anyone got anything interesting going on? I could do with a bit of a distraction!
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:58, Reply)

ooh, hello all!
I don't have a life... I'm at work!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:58, Reply)

Hi BK
I'm feeling chipper. Been to the gym so my endorphins are rushing around giving me happy thoughts.

Have you made up with Mrs BK yet?
( girlinthehole, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:58, Reply)

I'm flitting
between here and other forums and doing real life stuff. How's it going Lucy?

Edit: and everyone else who's joined us :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 20:59, Reply)

Hi BK, BGB, HLT, becky et all
I answered 5 questions correctly on university challenge tonight, I felt clever! hooray!
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:00, Reply)

I missed Universally Challenged?
Bugger!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:01, Reply)

gyms are good
except mine is full of beefcakes and eastern europeans, can get a bit surreal at times
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:02, Reply)

@Lucy
Were they all popular culture questions? Not that I'm casting aspersions on your intellect.

Edit - @Halfy - Every guy who comes in the gym who uses the weights is around 5ft or under. I've yet to see a beefcake over 5ft apart from the gym instructor.
( girlinthehole, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:03, Reply)

Well becky, as you asked...
It's not going so well, I had a superpants weekend as I still don't have a job so made the decision that if I don't get an interview offer by Friday I shall stay with my parents until after Christmas and work here to earn some money. It's just not financially possible to wait any longer for offers in London.

Therefore, (am I among friends? Good)
I haven't had a poo since friday. :S

Stress makes me not poo. I am stressed.
therefore, no poo.

However my mum has bet me a tenner I won't poo within 2 hours of eating 2 Weetabix. She has until 10.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:03, Reply)

BGB
Nope! One was Shakespeare related, one to do with art, one to do with Latin and I forget the others.
My mum was dead impressed.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:04, Reply)

@BGB
Err, she ended it about 20 minutes ago.
My fault, and my crazy, stupid brain. I'm ok though. I think.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:04, Reply)

LVP
Lentils, lentils and fig rolls if that doesn't work then call a plumber
(Halfy By light alone, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:06, Reply)

@BK
Bloody hell lad, I'm sorry to hear that. Are you sure your ok?

*hugs*


@LvP - Cocaine....always makes me poo! Give it a go *laughs*
( girlinthehole, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:06, Reply)

*hugs BK*
I'm sorry to hear that my love. I know I can't help you feel better but we are all sending hugs.

It's ok, I just pooed!
Just call it miraclebix.
Edit - BGB - if I'd had any I would have! Always has the same effect on me :)
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:09, Reply)

Yeah!
I'm overdosing on tea, Johnny Cash, and Jeff Buckley. It was only 2 months, and what my confidence needed. Some people have got real problems so I don't want to slide into self-pity cos that just ain't attractive.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:09, Reply)

show's over folks
I'm off.

Back tomorrow. I hope.

*snogs*
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:09, Reply)

@BK
Just because other people have it worse doesn't mean you can't splurge in self pity for a little while.... then you dust yourself off and start all over again.

Have you thought about counselling for your jealousy issues? If it's an ongoing problem then it might help for future relationships.
( girlinthehole, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:12, Reply)

BK
You are allowed to feel sorry for yourself as long as you know you're doing it.
Then, as BGB said, you pick yourself up, and smile. It'll be a fake smile at first but slowly it'll get more and more real.

:)
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:18, Reply)

@BGB
Yeah, I'm looking into it.
It's not really a jealousy issue, it's more severe mood swings. Was on a real downer all day and then got drunk. Never a good idea.

@tulip
Later hun!
*smooch*

*edit* @ Lucy
I don't feel too bad. I haven't dissolved, I don't feel anything but good things towards her. But thanks everyone; you're all lovely and I want to meet you all soon.
*snoggles to all*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:19, Reply)

@BK
Oh! sorry, I got the wrong end of the stick.

You need to get it sorted love. You seem like a good guy and you don't want this character flaw to stop you from having a happy life with someone.
( girlinthehole, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:24, Reply)

Yay for not dissolving
It would be nice if we had a chain of b3tan pubs. Somewhere where you could go where you would be guaranteed a nice person to talk to and have a giggle with.

If I win the lottery or receive funding, I would like to set this up!
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:26, Reply)

Aww shit
I'm sorry Lucy and BK. *hugs*

Lucy, we have a room going in my flat hella cheap all bills inc if that helps? It's a bit of a hole of a flat, but depends on desperation and wanting to stay in London.

BK, time is a good thing. It's fucking shit at first, but gets easier.

No great uplifting news at my end either I'm afraid, dad's definitely got lung cancer and it's on his lymph nodes as well, so no chance of surgery to get rid of it and they're not sure if his lack of mobility on Friday/Saturday is due to a stroke or too much of the heart meds, so he's on the high priority list for an MRI as they can't start chemo until they know for definite if it's a brain bleed.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:28, Reply)

oh bex
*hugs*

I don't really know what to say to that apart from if you need someone to talk to then I'm always around.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:30, Reply)

@Becks
Good luck. I can't imagine what I'd do if one of my parents was that ill.
( girlinthehole, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:32, Reply)

*slides in from pub*
Wookiee lifted my beer ban and then aided me in celebrating my freedom. Am rather merry.

He also correctly identified my board sig. He's an impressive lad.

BK! Bollocks and shite. But you're going to be OK. I know you are.
Becky - only two days away from a real hug!
( thealternativefact, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:32, Reply)

I'll direct all my good thoughts at you and your relatives
and hope that things turn out well for all of you, or at least, not really shit.

for my part, we had a dude come round to do a bit of a kitchen design and give us a quote.

turned out he was from the double glazing school of salesmanship and if we hadn't booted the fucker out an hour ago he'd still be here and going strong

nice kitchen though, and a good price, but we are only speculating at the moment, and will be doing so for 5 years or so....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:33, Reply)

hi!
A b3ta pub would be ace!

I'm chilling in a London guest house, watching QI repeats on Dave, slowly supping Syrohgbow after a long day of hanging around in court. I have a day off tomorrow, so might go around the V&A and the Natural History Museum tomorrow, before I head back to uncivilised Warwickshire

Edit: BK, sorry to hear about what happened, I hope things become awesome for you soon!

2nd edit: Becks, I don't know you, but you have my deepest sympathies.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:33, Reply)

pft
Warwickshire is awesome!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:34, Reply)

TGB
we meet again. I didn't expect to see you again so...spoon!

*brandishes spoon*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:35, Reply)

The Kitteh Arms
That's what I'd call a b3ta pub. Or maybe
The Magenta Cock.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:35, Reply)

Shit, sorry there's no good news, Becks.
*hugs*

I can't add any more than what's already been said.

*hugs again*

*edit*
B3ta pub? Got to be the Thalidomide Arms!
I'm allowed that gag; my uncle's a thalidomide victim. Don't shake your tiny fists at me!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:35, Reply)

Virpros I see your spoon..
and raise you.... a spork!!

Becky sorry to hear that *hugs*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:39, Reply)

TGB
Warwickshire does indeed rock, but I've noticed some Londoners don't like their city being regarded as anything less than idyllic. A barrister today said "You don't work in the city? People still do that?"
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:40, Reply)

Yeah!
They could be like Wetherspoons, each one has a different name so that we could fully offend a whole spectrum of people!

*goes off into dream world about a chain of b3ta pubs*
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:41, Reply)

Ok just read the whole thread
LvP congrats on the pooing :p

BK sorry to hear that *hugs and donuts*

*offers donuts around*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:43, Reply)

a spork?
hmm

*is mildly disappointed no one seemed to have got the reference*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:44, Reply)

Sorry Vipros
I have never seen Mystery Men
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:45, Reply)

Vipros?
Poking badgers with spoons per chance?

*takes a donut*
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:46, Reply)

TGB
Thank you. I feel about a stone lighter.
My parents' dog has a PostPoo dance that involves flinging himself around in glee. I may have a go at that in a minute.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:46, Reply)

@TGB
Ooh, doughnuts!

Worse things happen at sea. For instance, Lewis being done out of a perfectly good win. Bastards!
I know clendrix with her pocket Brazilian would disagree though!

*edit* @Lucy

Make sure full wipage has been chieved. We wouldn't want a 'Trainspotting' incident from centrifugal muck spreading.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:46, Reply)

Thanks guys
s'all a bit shit, but what doesn't kill you and all that...right?

Edit: Grats on the poo LVP :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:48, Reply)

Ah Massa...
How I love him and his tiny ways.
( thealternativefact, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:49, Reply)

TGB
that's a shame. it's good.

for those that are interested I'm currently compressing a video of my band. hopefully it won't take too long to upload...

edit: compression has finished it has gone from 114 meg to 599 meg

excellent work
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:50, Reply)

BK
Sound advice there. Consider it taken.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:51, Reply)

Some guy
in the (Canadian) army has asked me if I could meet him in Sudan in two months if he pays for all my flights and everything! *is scared*

Discalimer: I have known this guy for over 6 years through the internetz but there is no friggin way I am going anywhere

Who wants to pretend to be my dad and telling him to fuck off!

My life is weird *sighs*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:52, Reply)

Good evening good b3tafolks
In case you missed it, I got a job-offer today. The e-mail I got is a bit 'off the record' and more of a heads-up than anything, and they still need to do some formal discussions, but it looks very promising.

@BK & beckx:
Sorry to hear about your respective tradgedies.

* sends big piles of my good vibes in their general direction *

* sends some more good vibes to everyone else *
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:53, Reply)

Well done Spak.
Where's the job based?
( thealternativefact, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:55, Reply)

^ ^
It's based in West London. If you want, I can gaz you the website of the company.

PS. @LvP: Congrats on the poo.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:57, Reply)

Nice one spakka!
That's been a saga and a half,has it not?
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:57, Reply)

TGB: I can't do scary Dad
But I could be 'embarrassing dad'?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:59, Reply)

BK
Loving your sig! ha. This little daydream of a pub chain will keep me going for a while.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 21:59, Reply)

There's a new series of Harry Enfield starting now
so I'll be back in half a hour.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:01, Reply)

Congrats Spakka
must be a good feeling :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:01, Reply)

Thanks Labia
But I already have one of those :p

This guy has before offered me all expense holidays with him to: Canada, Jamaica, Argentina, Germany and New Zealand.

One starts to think one has missed a trick....

Congrats on the job Spakka :)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:02, Reply)

ah, but
is he a smokin' hottie?

and is he interesting?

if the answers are yes then I'd say you probably have missed a trick.

although axe-murderers can be interesting and hot...

hmmm
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:04, Reply)

He's ok looking
Although I did comment he looked slightly like an axe murderer... and he can be interesting sometimes but not really doing it for me.

Think I'm better off in Rainy ole Leamington! ;)

Are you speaking from experience there Vipros? Or am I supposed to get some crazy hint to "So I Married an Axe Murderer"?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:06, Reply)

@GB
The safest thing would be to let him visit you first. If he can't see that then I'd be worried. Or maybe he's just naive.
( girlinthehole, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:07, Reply)

mmm... Axe murderers...
Congratulations Mr Spakka!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:07, Reply)

Hey BGB
He is quite crazy but I was never really tempted. Mainly because of the crazy. The money was tempting, he offered to pay off my (£3000+) credit card once... but it did come back to the crazy.

Damn I could have been so much better off :(
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:09, Reply)

no weird hints there
just common-or-garden suspect-everyone-on-the-internet-is-an-axe-murderer syndrome
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:10, Reply)

@TGB
Or even a head in a fridge!
He does sound a bit of the crazeh!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:11, Reply)

But I am meeting
4 of them on Saturday!

Labia - Vipros is telling me I have to assume you are an axe murderer so a search will be carried out before you are able to join us.

Edit: BK I just read your sig! hahahhahaa
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:11, Reply)

meeting them in groups is ok
it seems unlikely that they would have grouped together for one measly little axe-murdering

I met 4 at once and I didn't get murdered, so you will probably be fine.

chances are, they suspect you
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:12, Reply)

Moi?!
*looks innocent*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:13, Reply)

ha!
just what an axe-murderer would do!

I'm watching you

*makes eyes beady and watches*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:14, Reply)

*hides sharpening stone*
Are you using this as an excuse to watch me? ;)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:15, Reply)

do I need one?
I mean...umm...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:16, Reply)

Clarification needed
TGB: So, will I be rejected if I don't have an axe? What if I do, but suck at the actual murdering?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:16, Reply)

Oh you
*girlish hand flick and giggle*

Labia we are operating a no sharp implements policy. After all - Pooflake will be there.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:16, Reply)

that made me laugh quite loud
my other half accused me of spending a lot of time in here earlier, laughing like a loon isn't go do me any favours...

edit: further to TGB's comments, for those that don't know, pooflake is inflatable
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:17, Reply)

You will have to learn to laugh quieter then
Or get her addicted to B3ta

Edit: and now you just made me laugh really loudly!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:18, Reply)

fairy muff
I'll bring nothing sharp, including wit!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:19, Reply)

difficult to do
she has to work at work

and we only have one computer at home

plus, she might see how weird I am
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:20, Reply)

haha I like you already Labia!
Well your hair had already swayed it for me really...

Edit: She doesn't know how weird you are? Is that because you spend all your time here laughing :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:21, Reply)

*manly hand flick and giggle*
aww shucks!

I was nervous about Saturday. I still am, but looking forward to it too!
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:24, Reply)

Well people
The excitement from finally having a poo has quite tired me out so I'm off to bed now.
Have a marvellous evening whatever you do and don't forget, Weetabix is quite the miracle food!
Sweet dreams little b3tans.
(Lucy Van Pelt embracing ginlovers, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:24, Reply)

Because you get to meet me!
and some others

I'd a tad nervous, I suppose you and rubberduck are walking in blind the rest of us have met one of the others. Have I just made it worse? :p

Buy Lucy! Sweet dreams!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:25, Reply)

good night Lucy
well, she has some idea of how weird I am, but I do most of my outpourings of weirdness on here, so it is dilute by the time I speak to her!

right, I'd best be off. have a pleasant rest of your evening all

night!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:25, Reply)

Bye Vipros!
Sweet dreams to you too :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:26, Reply)

Night Lucy & Vipros
Sleep off your pooey exertions!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:28, Reply)

well
My main fear is that I'll turn up, you'll hide from me (giggling), until I finish my lonely pint, and turn to leave. Then you'll fall onto the floor laughing at me, before pooflake kicks me in the shins.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:29, Reply)

@LvP
Sweet dreams, non-Dutch non-posh princess.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:31, Reply)

@Becky
I'm desperately sorry to hear about your Dads condition.

Tess and I are off to a church tomorrow and I'll say one for your Dad and your family.
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:32, Reply)

hahaha
Luckily my housemate knows how weird I am so I can get away with laughing loudly and insanely!

You will be able to spot us as we will probably be outside smoking...

Edit: Hey ed!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:35, Reply)

Hey Edmund
Glad you had a lovely time in Denmark with your good lady:)
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:36, Reply)

@BK
Thanks! Had a great time in the land of the Danes and I've been talked into going to a church tomorrow by here loveliness.

@TGB - hey!
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:41, Reply)

Church ey?
I don't think anyone would get me in a church. Unless it was an old non functioning church and we were looking at the architecture.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:44, Reply)

@TGB
As a committed scientist, sorry, atheist I'm expecting to burst into flames the minute I walk in but it's a big-ass RC place on the Brompton Road in W London.

If some priest starts talking to me about the evils of condoms and the like I may launch into one of my rants on the shiteness of organised religion (i.e., massive con; Priest:"what about faith?" Me:"You say faith, I say Nuremburg"; where's the proof?) and kiddy fiddling on the part of RC priests. And Nazi gold. And. And. And...
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:49, Reply)

*gives Ed his medication*
shhhhhh now :)

I just find it boring. I can think of a lot of better ways to spend Sunday mornings ;)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:51, Reply)

gotta agree with you TGB
The last church I went into was for a friend's wedding. It wasn't a great church, plus the bride was a harpy who stole my friend, so I didn't enjoy it much. The 'church' before that was St Peter's. Bit of difference.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:51, Reply)

@TGB
Phew. Thanks for that.

The pills are working.

Hmmm.

Yes, organised religion is a more banal form of evil, rather than something as actively evil as political correctness.

/inserts anti-political correctness rant

/removes anti-political correctness rant
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:55, Reply)

Church weddings are the
most boring things ever. One I went to went of for THREE hours!! Three hours sat in a horrible blancmange dress (as I was a bridesmaid) cursing the fact I couldn't smoke.

Best wedding was my cousins as it was in a hotel and a lot of Hell's Angels turned up for the reception and bought me drinks as I play with old cars :) Score another for the Marinas :)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:58, Reply)

Night folks
I'm plum tuckered.

Everyone have lovely dreams of kittum-stocked B3ta pubs, filled with lashings of cider, cake, and smoking areas. F1 on the screens and Vipros, K2k6'a and Kaol's tunes on the jukie!

It's a small dream, a simple dream, but a good dream.

*fights off strange men in white coats*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 22:59, Reply)

Night BK
Sweet (and awesome!) dreams to you too :)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 23:01, Reply)

Weddings
Good night BK!

The stolen friend's wife is a member of two choirs, so the ceremony went on for ever, with increasing amounts of happy-clappiness. It was quite scary.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 23:06, Reply)

I'm back
I only meant to watch Harry Enfield, but ended up watching Newsnight as well.

Thanks for the felicitations about the job offer. Still hasn't sunk in yet, but am glad to be returning to the world of employment again.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 23:36, Reply)

I'm made of tired
so heading off to bed, night folks x
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 23:44, Reply)

'night beckx
* sends out some more positive vibes (don't forget to pass some on to your dad) *
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 23:52, Reply)

Anyone up still?
I'm in a terrible mood, I could do with some inane gibbering.
( Cawl, Tue 9 Sep 2008, 0:14, Reply)

I'll take that as a no...
*wanders off to find alcohol and cigarettes*
( Cawl, Tue 9 Sep 2008, 0:47, Reply)

Evenings
I have just returned. Still about Kaol? And when did you change your name back?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Tue 9 Sep 2008, 0:56, Reply)