It's important to understand the statistical likelihood of both headaches and aneurysms and then look at the numbers.
I once went to the opticians for new glasses and failed the visual field test and was referred to a neurologist. The optician stupidly told me 'its probably nothing to worry about so long as you aren't getting headaches'. Cue painful and terrifying brain tumour headaches starting the next day and lasting until I was given the all clear and it all tuned out to be nothing.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 13:01, 5 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

That's a shame.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 13:03, Reply)

All clear sad face :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 13:03, Reply)

Sorry, I tuned out there.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 13:03, Reply)

His story is "absolutely nothing of interest has ever happened to him".

( Kroney, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 13:04, Reply)

It's certainly not as interesting as being an international fugitive

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 13:05, Reply)

I just can't stay on the straight and narrow. I'm constantly on the run from teh traffic popo

( Kroney, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 13:08, Reply)

Sorry.
"Your mum is a nonce"

I'm trying my best to fit in.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 13:09, Reply)

"I once had nothing wrong with me but panicked because I'm a hypochondriac, girly, limp-wristed sick note with shit eyes and a pissy nappy"

( Kroney, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 13:10, Reply)

Isn't that exactly what the OP was asking for?

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 13:11, Reply)

And you admitted it on the internet you shity cry baby pissy pants doctor botherer.
"Oh doctor, please I have a terrible sniffle. WOn't you kiss my boo boo? :("
( Kroney, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 13:12, Reply)

Oh shit. /ot won't think I'm a really great guy any more. Fuck.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 13:14, Reply)

With any luck, you'll get an extra epithet! I'm hoping for "snivelling".

( Kroney, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 13:17, Reply)

"sniveling"

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 13:19, Reply)

Yeah, if you live in Illinois, you prick.

( Kroney, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 13:21, Reply)

Sorry this bullying seems to stem from my comment, which was really just a wry and clever use of the word 'tuned' as used in error at the end of your anecdote.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 13:13, Reply)

That's alright meats. I know you didn't mean it.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 13:15, Reply)

No, there's a subtext about wanting to be introduced to your dad

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 13:14, Reply)

*uncrosses fingers*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 13:05, Reply)

tl; dgaf

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Oct 2014, 13:06, Reply)