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I'm going out in a bit, so I'll leave this evening thread here for you to post some amusing stuff for me to read pissed in a taxi later
Try to include a battdown or a flounce, yeah?
Alt: Any of you nasty right-wingers want to have a go at the midwives for striking?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:22,
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wait man, wait for this, right...
'Alright'!!!!
Archbishop of Banterbury, right here.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:23,
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It's quite windy out.
I hope your yurt doesn't blow away.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:38,
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it's the closest he'll ever get to a blow job
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:41,
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Seems a bit complicated, we fancy a go :)
www.wikihow.com/Breed-Budgies
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:43,
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they would be soooooo cute
but there is a lot of potential for dead babies and that puts me off because i am a terrible wuss!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:47,
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He could cook the dead ones and sell them as a special in the pub.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:49,
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Like a budgie scratching? They look like human toes, newly hatched.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:51,
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they are unbelievably hideous as babies
but by 4 weeks old they are so fucking cute
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:01,
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J and J are a good age for breeding, 15 and12 months. Healthy too, just need a nesting box and see what happens. Be a good way of introducing facts of life to daughter too.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:07,
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Alright Jeff.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:42,
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Good thanks.
How is pub-land?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:47,
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Yeah, good, long hours, but satisfying. Thinking of a bash early next year. Super secret of course.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:54,
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Would help if any of us knew/cared where your pub is!
Unable to commit without key information.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:19,
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no real life pics plz
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:43,
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This.
www.thepoke.co.uk/2014/10/11/way-to-go-dave/
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:45,
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He bought budgies when you had a budgie mate.
He's a fruitloop.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:53,
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he defferz has a thing for the DOZ-One.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:00,
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love is blind m8, as you well know
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:07,
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captain placid likes paedo tangles' hairy chin
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:47,
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clickin dis
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:49,
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b3ta.com/questions/nepotism/post2389811#post2389902this reply did make me smile
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:00,
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It's like a mostly-but-not-entirely-unkept Irish women's vagina.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:20,
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Well I really haven't been keeping up to date with what's happening, who is the poster most likely to flounce at the moment?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:05,
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DBT
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:05,
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Yeah you know me, we down with......wait that's not quite right is it?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:06,
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Alright hareman.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:08,
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Fucking good ta, how is highend pubbing going?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:11,
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Going good, long hours, the income is good though. More fun than writing sick notes.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:15,
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So when is the general invite,
You know for a
piss up super secret b4sh?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:17,
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Wait how the fuck did I miss this?
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2390814
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:19,
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Nahhh you're OK, unlike that Dr. Frog prick
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:07,
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Sound as a pound, what have I missed out on here during the days?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:13,
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^
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:23,
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Fuck I feel left out, that kinda I'm eminently qualified, experienced and successfull enough to join in that conversation
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:30,
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I'm a world authority on "Pomposity" and surmise that it is "fucking shit".
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:36,
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I'm having a pretty bad time at the moment,
i might have a melt down and tell you what i really think
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:13,
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Quick question, are you still ginger?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:14,
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:(
yurr
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:19,
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Nahh just joshing, your luxurious copper barnet is the envy of all men, especially the bald ones...you know like Dozer
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:21,
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he's got even more dull of late,
i keep putting him on ignore when i'm enjoying a thread.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:22,
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^ upset
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:27,
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alright
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:28,
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That's a click from me
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:36,
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I'm the hero that nobody admits they need
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:39,
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+in
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 20:08,
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I had a look at the strike, and as a possible soon to be nhs staff member,
all power to them. Up the unions. power to the people.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:13,
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So you got it then?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:14,
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well, i've got a conditonal offer.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:20,
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no. Meatsnake. that is not the condition.
but i'll suggest it.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:22,
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Hey I've banged the drum a bit about my new car...but the place I picked it up from in Nuneaton
had some really nice classics that would have been right up your street.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:23,
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We're looking at a new motor, I can use anything surplus from the sale of the last one, towards a bike. Thank you wife.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:28,
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As long as you don't get a fixed wheel one, just saying
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:31,
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Penny farthings are in man.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:37,
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Don't mention the Lithium prick
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:42,
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?
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:50,
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CQ did an endo on a penny farthing and twisted his gonads.
Or something.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:54,
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pennyfarthinglols.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:55,
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shes trying to kill you
bikers arent called organ donors for nothing
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:31,
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Nah, had bikes for years, on and off. Looking at about three grand, 650size.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:36,
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What did you get in the end?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:37,
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DIVORCE LOL
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:40,
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Lexus IS200d advance
ticks all the right boxes for me, toys whistles and RWD
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:40,
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Never driven a lexus.
Don't know much about them. As long as you're happy with it.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 Oct 2014, 20:02,
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Not had a saloon for years, Lexus ain't bad though.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 20:04,
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Damn skippy
Choice between that, the 320d M sport or the A4 I'm happy with the choice I made
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 21:00,
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Tell then you'll take the job
As long as any darkies you might have to work with don't have that bum disease.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:23,
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:(
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:28,
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Bum ebola, or bum aids?
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:29,
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Do you know your ABC?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:35,
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No.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:54,
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So, midwives, bloody lefties. Same as the Muslim spiders really.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:56,
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are they on the dark web?
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katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 20:07,
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Everywhere, everywhere.
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DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 20:09,
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yeah i dun a new thread and everyfink
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 21:40,
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Might have to stomp you.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 21:42,
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I suggest a "good evening" or a "alright" thread
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 21:45,
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