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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm going out in a bit, so I'll leave this evening thread here for you to post some amusing stuff for me to read pissed in a taxi later
Try to include a battdown or a flounce, yeah?

Alt: Any of you nasty right-wingers want to have a go at the midwives for striking?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:22, 110 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
wait man, wait for this, right...
'Alright'!!!!



Archbishop of Banterbury, right here.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:23, Reply)
It's quite windy out.
I hope your yurt doesn't blow away.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:38, Reply)
it's the closest he'll ever get to a blow job

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:41, Reply)
Seems a bit complicated, we fancy a go :)
www.wikihow.com/Breed-Budgies
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:43, Reply)
they would be soooooo cute
but there is a lot of potential for dead babies and that puts me off because i am a terrible wuss!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:47, Reply)
He could cook the dead ones and sell them as a special in the pub.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:49, Reply)
Like a budgie scratching? They look like human toes, newly hatched.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:51, Reply)
they are unbelievably hideous as babies
but by 4 weeks old they are so fucking cute
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:01, Reply)
J and J are a good age for breeding, 15 and12 months. Healthy too, just need a nesting box and see what happens. Be a good way of introducing facts of life to daughter too.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:07, Reply)
Alright Jeff.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:42, Reply)
Good thanks.
How is pub-land?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:47, Reply)
Yeah, good, long hours, but satisfying. Thinking of a bash early next year. Super secret of course.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:54, Reply)
Would help if any of us knew/cared where your pub is!
Unable to commit without key information.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:19, Reply)


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no real life pics plz

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:43, Reply)
This.
www.thepoke.co.uk/2014/10/11/way-to-go-dave/
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:45, Reply)
Bit obsessive mate, I know you're fascinated by me but you won't find out all about me by just googling 'dave'

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He bought budgies when you had a budgie mate.
He's a fruitloop.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:53, Reply)
I think he might have a little crush on me

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he defferz has a thing for the DOZ-One.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:00, Reply)
Oh, he's blind :((((

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love is blind m8, as you well know

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:07, Reply)
Tosser, go away

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captain placid likes paedo tangles' hairy chin

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:47, Reply)
Haha!

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clickin dis

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 18:49, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/nepotism/post2389811#post2389902

this reply did make me smile
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:00, Reply)
It's like a mostly-but-not-entirely-unkept Irish women's vagina.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:20, Reply)
Well I really haven't been keeping up to date with what's happening, who is the poster most likely to flounce at the moment?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:05, Reply)
DBT

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:05, Reply)
Yeah you know me, we down with......wait that's not quite right is it?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:06, Reply)
Alright hareman.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:08, Reply)
Fucking good ta, how is highend pubbing going?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:11, Reply)
Going good, long hours, the income is good though. More fun than writing sick notes.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:15, Reply)
So when is the general invite,
You know for a piss up super secret b4sh?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:17, Reply)
Wait how the fuck did I miss this?
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2390814
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:19, Reply)
MEATSNAKE

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Nahhh you're OK, unlike that Dr. Frog prick

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:07, Reply)
Alright hareman.

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Sound as a pound, what have I missed out on here during the days?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:13, Reply)
Just a load of pricks including me being upset and trying to impress each other by bullshitting about wealth, class, academia, intelligence and career success which no one believes yet the dull arguments and posturing continue

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^

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:23, Reply)
Fuck I feel left out, that kinda I'm eminently qualified, experienced and successfull enough to join in that conversation

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:30, Reply)
Needs more misplaced pomposity

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I'm a world authority on "Pomposity" and surmise that it is "fucking shit".

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:36, Reply)
I'm having a pretty bad time at the moment,
i might have a melt down and tell you what i really think
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:13, Reply)
Quick question, are you still ginger?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:14, Reply)
:(
yurr
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:19, Reply)
Nahh just joshing, your luxurious copper barnet is the envy of all men, especially the bald ones...you know like Dozer

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:21, Reply)
he's got even more dull of late,
i keep putting him on ignore when i'm enjoying a thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:22, Reply)
^ upset

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:27, Reply)
alright

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alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:28, Reply)
No, jokes aside, you are really dull.

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That's a click from me

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:36, Reply)
I'm the hero that nobody admits they need

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:39, Reply)
+in

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 20:08, Reply)
I had a look at the strike, and as a possible soon to be nhs staff member,
all power to them. Up the unions. power to the people.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:13, Reply)
So you got it then?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:14, Reply)
well, i've got a conditonal offer.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:20, Reply)
Do they want you to wear a paper bag over your head? Is that the condition?

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no. Meatsnake. that is not the condition.
but i'll suggest it.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:22, Reply)
Hey I've banged the drum a bit about my new car...but the place I picked it up from in Nuneaton
had some really nice classics that would have been right up your street.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:23, Reply)
We're looking at a new motor, I can use anything surplus from the sale of the last one, towards a bike. Thank you wife.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:28, Reply)
As long as you don't get a fixed wheel one, just saying

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:31, Reply)
Penny farthings are in man.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:37, Reply)
Don't mention the Lithium prick

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:42, Reply)
?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:50, Reply)
CQ did an endo on a penny farthing and twisted his gonads.
Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:54, Reply)
pennyfarthinglols.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:55, Reply)
shes trying to kill you
bikers arent called organ donors for nothing
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:31, Reply)
Nah, had bikes for years, on and off. Looking at about three grand, 650size.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:36, Reply)
What did you get in the end?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:37, Reply)
A DIVORCE LOL

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DIVORCE LOL

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:40, Reply)
Lexus IS200d advance
ticks all the right boxes for me, toys whistles and RWD
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:40, Reply)
Never driven a lexus.
Don't know much about them. As long as you're happy with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 13 Oct 2014, 20:02, Reply)
Not had a saloon for years, Lexus ain't bad though.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 20:04, Reply)
Damn skippy
Choice between that, the 320d M sport or the A4 I'm happy with the choice I made
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 21:00, Reply)
Tell then you'll take the job
As long as any darkies you might have to work with don't have that bum disease.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:23, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:28, Reply)
Bum ebola, or bum aids?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:29, Reply)
Do you have skill?

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Do you know your ABC?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:35, Reply)
Would you like a BMW?

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No.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:54, Reply)
So, midwives, bloody lefties. Same as the Muslim spiders really.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 19:56, Reply)
are they on the dark web?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 20:07, Reply)
Everywhere, everywhere.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 20:09, Reply)
Hi Al.

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yeah i dun a new thread and everyfink

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 21:40, Reply)
Might have to stomp you.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 21:42, Reply)
I suggest a "good evening" or a "alright" thread

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Oct 2014, 21:45, Reply)

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