my problem with LIDL and ALDI is that any savings I may make from shopping there get spunked on things like arc welders in the middle aisle I have no use for.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 9:28, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

All men should own an arc welder
See also:-
Pop riveter
chainsaw
Log splitter
multiple power drills
router
power file
sack truck
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 9:38, Reply)

I can only claim drills from that list
THough I do have an axe and a saw that could cut diamond
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 9:46, Reply)

I recently invested in a bow saw and a hatchet.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 9:56, Reply)

Mine are used for fuel for the wood burner

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 10:07, Reply)

Mine are for the same reason but when camping.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 10:08, Reply)

My Mum and Dad have got a new woodburner in their new conservatory.
The black metal chimney running up the side of the house seems to have upset their neighbour, who tried to complain about lack of planning (turned down and ignored) and has now moved on to complaining to environmental health that there's an illicit business being run out of the garage/shed. The silly fucker is just making himself look like a tit because my dad is so lazy that both the garage and shed are so full of shit that he's he's been obviously ignoring for years it would be impossible to do any "work" in there.

I think his petty squabble will fail because he's underestimated how few fucks my dad is going to give.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 10:57, Reply)

'the Burzum chimney'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 11:21, Reply)

Why?
Surely the workmen will have their own tools.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 10:02, Reply)

You are clearly a girl*
*even though there are no girls on the internet - trufax
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 10:09, Reply)

Enjoys seeing a workmans tool ^
Hey ish thish the broken Boiler Letsh me just get out my big wrenchs
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 16 Oct 2014, 10:18, Reply)