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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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take over the world
celebrate the death of beethreetia
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:30, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
whoa, lurking record

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:31, Reply)
13 years and 8 posts....

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:32, Reply)
thanks mate i hadn't been able to read his profile

(Mr Udagawa, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:33, Reply)
does he have you on 2.0

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:33, Reply)
like pj im blind and can't read

(Mr Udagawa, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:35, Reply)
I canne see, man!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:41, Reply)
Do you guys really read people's profiles?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:51, Reply)
when someone new turns up i have a look to see if they're a name change or actually new

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:59, Reply)
Fair doos, #JustWondering

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:15, Reply)
No, we're all really important people with busy jobs.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:59, Reply)
I'm just not that interested in individuals enough to click on people's profiles - unless perhaps I want to Gaz them, which is rare.
I guess i'm just heartless.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:16, Reply)
you totes message me ten or twenty times a day

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:37, Reply)
which sock is this?

(Lou Carpenter, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:44, Reply)
Someone playing the really, really long game.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:46, Reply)
Dozer has set up an account just for his feet ^

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:49, Reply)
Oh God, who cares

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:02, Reply)
Alright Dr Shambolic
Are you posting here now since you were rather embarrassingly defeated by Rob Fairholme on QOTW, which lead to you having an online breakdown?
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:54, Reply)
what? how do you know that?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 10:59, Reply)
Because I'm clever.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:02, Reply)
yeah, that's definately it

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:07, Reply)
Well, I could go on about the various new accounts that popped up when Shambo got banned, I could say a search of his posts reveals obsessive fairholme posts and references to their boring argument, I could say It's fucking obvious
Or, you could just trust me for once in your life :(
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:12, Reply)
I dunno, I don't pay any attention to QOTW, it's full of nobs
on both sieds of the argument
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:13, Reply)
I'd say it's on a par with the rest of the site tbh

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:15, Reply)
I've not seen any really good stories for some time
and the auto responses and inevitable arguing is repetitive and tedious...apart from when it goes really mental
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:17, Reply)
I just have a look now and then, and read the replies if there are a few
I know all the sad cases say it too, but it's a bit of a shame there aren't decent funny stories now as that's why I used to come here when I was a mere lurker.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:20, Reply)

Er ... what?
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:21, Reply)
It's what first brought me here after "wanking disasters" was mentioned in FHM

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:22, Reply)
I remember reading your stories at my old job, before we were the words greatest pals

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:23, Reply)
whoa, bit creepy

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:26, Reply)
they were shit soz

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:32, Reply)
they really should appreciate you more Kane's Mate
no respect at all
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:13, Reply)
I'm becoming more disillusioned by the hour

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:22, Reply)
thank god it will all be over soon

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:38, Reply)
because the rest of you are incredibly thick

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:11, Reply)
YES!!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:12, Reply)
is keeping tabs on internet weirdos different accounts now the gold standard measure of intelligence?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:12, Reply)
it's a better measure than baggysock

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:28, Reply)
I'm officially not allowed to upset people on qftw
strict Mod orders
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:12, Reply)
Are you banned form the QOTW bit now?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:13, Reply)
kinda ... I've had to promise scouts' honour to not be mean to the weepies
I'm under the mongychops protocol
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:15, Reply)
^bully

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:16, Reply)
Mongychops didn't get pwned by sob carehome as far as I can remember thou sweetie

(Mr Udagawa, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:17, Reply)
can someone please link to this

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:23, Reply)
no

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:28, Reply)
Shambles got banned for being really creepy and posting a childs pictures and phone number as part of his breakdown. He had to go crying like a little bitch to get it reinstated. lol

(Mr Udagawa, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:36, Reply)
you seem upset about things that haven't happened
are you marshmallow?
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:41, Reply)
It must be a different autist with fifteen accounts who got banned from qotw for being frighteningly mental. My mistake.

(Mr Udagawa, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:45, Reply)
it's probably closer to two or three thousand

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:49, Reply)
I'm sure they could if it actually happened outside their imaginations.

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:43, Reply)
how very olde englishe

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:29, Reply)
dunno who you are or what you're on about soz
Fairholme is permabanned for being a creepy paedo
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:34, Reply)
he's looking for a friday bertdown
go on, you know you want to
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:35, Reply)
yeah ... dunno what this means either

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:39, Reply)
It's an anonymous messageboard. You do get that part of it? You know after thirteen years?

(Mr Udagawa, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:37, Reply)
Haha, bless.
Au'righ' shambos?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:18, Reply)
sweet as owt, pp

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:39, Reply)
noice whan

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:48, Reply)
At least you can get on with your life now, try to rebuild and repair the damage your obsession has done.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:21, Reply)
I know ... the divorce and losing the council house in Stoke had taken its toll but the NHS counselor reckons the eating disorder and self harm is just temporary until I get another binman job

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:40, Reply)
never gonna happen

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:43, Reply)
but I love bins!
😭
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:48, Reply)
I don't make the rules.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:49, Reply)
No, you make the tea. Milk one sugar please love.
*slaps arse*
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 12:00, Reply)
As your shit ex online doctor, I would prescribe suicide by hanging

(Lou Carpenter, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:50, Reply)
dunno who any of you cunts are
I'm sure you're very big fish in this little tiny pond or sutin
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:54, Reply)
he really isn't

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:55, Reply)
but he's the best ... it says so in his username

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:57, Reply)
\0/

(Lou Carpenter, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:58, Reply)
I think slugs in a puddle of sewage is probably a better analogy.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 11:58, Reply)
Yet you seem so keen to be here....

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 12:03, Reply)
a brief moment of self awareness ... sweet

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Oct 2014, 12:08, Reply)

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