I'm not sure I've ever been the recipient of an "oof" on here
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Wallet containing bank cards, credit cards and nectar/tesco. and no money

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Not me pal. My keys have a glow in the dark keyring attached to them. Makes finding your keys as easy as turning off the light
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 10:50, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I never lose my keys by simply placing them in the same location everyday.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 10:53, Reply)

:(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 10:53, Reply)

I just empty my pockets when I get in whichever dwelling I'm staying at. At work my stuff just gets chucked in my bag. It's really not difficult.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 10:56, Reply)

i tend to take my ipod off and dump it, then later take out my wallet when sitting on it gets annoying
finally before bed I sometimes remember to take my work pass out of my trousers
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 10:58, Reply)

I'll be glad when you can pay for stuff with your phone so we can do away with wallets. I hate having pockets full of stuff.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:01, Reply)

I got a pocket full of cheese

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:03, Reply)

It doesn't matter

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:04, Reply)

blah blah spin doctors third release blah blah blah blah

(Mr Udagawa, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:04, Reply)

agreed they ruin the lines of one's suit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:05, Reply)

Keeping one's wallet in one's jacket for this very reason drives a chap to distraction.

( Kroney, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:07, Reply)

It fucking well is

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:15, Reply)

Mrs Cow has a lovely habit of taking my keys and putting them down in the stupidest places

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 10:58, Reply)

All my change disappears when I dump it on the little table with the rest of my stuff for some reason

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:00, Reply)

My wife has trained number child to collect change and put it into one of those sealed "piggy banks"
:(
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:01, Reply)

Sometimes if I leave loads of it around swipes flat it magically reappears in one of my drawers

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:03, Reply)

Clever Lemmy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:04, Reply)

Haha

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:08, Reply)

You should try that with your socks and pants.

( Kroney, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:05, Reply)

I tried that, it gets put away, just in the wrong places which ruins the hassle free lifestyle I so desire

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:08, Reply)

If I try leaving stuff around I just get untargetted moans about how the place is untidy and then a big, sad gaze with doe eyes.
Fucking bitch. Guilt tripping me into tidying my own fucking pants. Fucking cheek.
( Kroney, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:09, Reply)

i simply wear a new pair of pants and socks every day then throw them in the bin

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:10, Reply)

I really ought to have a valet but since the family money disappeared (I'm looking at you, great uncle Terence with your cards)
a chap has to look to the woman for his dress and toilet. Annoyingly she's one of those ghastly lower-mids that expects a chap to look to himself.
( Kroney, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:12, Reply)

I got some new socks on Friday!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:16, Reply)

\o/

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:22, Reply)

I get new socks every week
I can't stand wearing socks more than a couple of times.
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:31, Reply)

 wow
                         much luxury
  very sock
              such impressive
         how money

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:34, Reply)

deskllols

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:37, Reply)

This is what I do
Except it's not a pig, it's a pink beetle (car not insect)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:24, Reply)

Perhaps Lemmy's buying tiny alcopops behind your back?

(Twangy Rubber, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:38, Reply)

He is a bit aggressive sometimes, maybe he's hungover

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:40, Reply)

How was the footy this weekend?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:01, Reply)

There was no football this weekend....

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:03, Reply)

still, at least it was a short hop home afterwards

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:06, Reply)

i can never find my keys/wallet/ipod/phone
every morning I have to scour the entire house
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 10:53, Reply)

Are you my wife?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 10:55, Reply)

I could be ; )

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 10:56, Reply)

Finish the fucking ironing then

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 10:57, Reply)

lol

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 10:58, Reply)