I'm going on holiday next week to Brighton for 3 nights.
And I won the interview I went to last week and now they want me in for a 'worksim'.

OH BOY
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:37, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

what the fuck is a "workism"?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:38, Reply)

I think it might be some sort of simulated work environment.
Which, I'm afraid to say, would make Gonz's new employers utter pricks.
( Kroney, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:40, Reply)

yup

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:53, Reply)

It says 'worksim', and I reckon, and I'm no expert, that it's some kind of portmanteau for 'work simulation'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:40, Reply)

It's a mispelling of 'worksim', where I come in for the day and they see how I get along.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:46, Reply)

sounds pretty gay

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:50, Reply)

It's a little bit but I don't mind.
At least this lot aren't selling really morally despicable content in the form of a bunch of £19.99/month PDF e-Zines.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:54, Reply)

fuckkin pedo skum ezine pushers

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:56, Reply)

I wouldn't mind a bit of porn...
... this was all "Learn the truth with your own eyes about [any one of several illnesses]", "Make £1512.51 a month with our guarnteed*** stock market system" and "Make £100 a day with this betting system"... type stuff.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:03, Reply)

oh that's pretty low, Then again if people are fucking thick enough...
aee also Wonga
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:05, Reply)

Nah', it's praying on the vulnrable, it's the only job i've ever had where I was quite upset when I did well.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:11, Reply)

vulnerable, smulnerable
You're not responsible for people being thick cunts
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:17, Reply)

Aye, and it ain't like I wasn't doing anything 'cept my job.
They were all backed by news-like websites, which was my part in it, where the biggest affiliate got props and the lowest got dissed to give a faux crediblity.

The money involved the was astronomical, I had no idea spam accounted for so much.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:25, Reply)

Well done

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:39, Reply)

bit patronising FRIEND

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:41, Reply)

Well it isn't meant that way, I'm sorry you are so worn down and jaded that you read everything in a negative way.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:42, Reply)

Maybe if people didn't break my heart I WOULDN'T BE

WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa_{aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa}
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:43, Reply)

Who broke your heart?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:44, Reply)

You did, you did

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:46, Reply)

Correct answer.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:54, Reply)

Cheers !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:46, Reply)

Who would go to Brighton for a holiday, unless it's an excruciating stag do?

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:44, Reply)

Chutneys

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:47, Reply)

I would, Brighton is awesome, gonna go pictures, see some nice resturants, have a mooch about, see the ocean.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:47, Reply)

Fair enough.
Just don't go to sleep inside of one of those big bins.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:49, Reply)

it's a pretty popular tourist destination
have you considered saying something interesting rather than beakering for attention with this sort of deliberately controversial stuff? You sound like a needy teenage emo.
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:52, Reply)

He'll call you upset in a minute, that's his response when you find him tedious

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:56, Reply)

You must be upset because you posted a reply on an internet messageboard

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:57, Reply)

I'm always upset apparently, I'm just glad my web pals can point it out for me

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:57, Reply)

carat upset carat

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:02, Reply)

Followed by 100 words from you on why you're definitely NOT upset and how calling someone upset is childish.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:57, Reply)

See your response down there 'it's just fucking about', what is it about that that you don't get???

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:59, Reply)

He's beginning to make AA look like TBOH

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:58, Reply)

I only need to call him boring now to elicit a foamy mouthed response, it's well lol

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:00, Reply)

he's too easy
we need somebody with more spirit
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:03, Reply)

It's funny how nobody gets it but him, everyone else is getting the internet wrong, thank God he pointed it out eh?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:06, Reply)

He's the kind of person thick enough to actually get sucked into giving me tech advice

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:08, Reply)

What, French?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:12, Reply)

ONE TIME

( Kroney, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:12, Reply)

lol

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:12, Reply)

x2

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:13, Reply)

OK "Wyclef Jean"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:17, Reply)

really? He's not suppposed to be back for another 11 days

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:19, Reply)

This is true

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:20, Reply)

Speaking of which, AA must be having a lie in.

( Kroney, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:20, Reply)

Maybe's he's done an "AA's mum"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:22, Reply)

I bet he has issues at home of the
"excuse me, would you mind closing the door? It's a bit draughty"
"JESUS CHRIST, WOMAN, I'VE ONLY COME IN FOR A MINUTE, HOW ABOUT YOU UNTWIST YOUR KNICKERS? STOP BEING SO FUCKING HIGHLY STRUNG"
*door slams*
*thumping footsteps*
*distant sound of blubbing*

sort
( Kroney, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:09, Reply)

Lots of sighing, tutting and muttering under his breath I reckon

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:11, Reply)

his poor mum
:( :(
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:12, Reply)

Jesus christ grandad.
It's just fucking about - you never know something might come out of it.

Maybe you should go and have a lie down.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:56, Reply)

ah
TTT
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:02, Reply)

I don't think you know what that means.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:04, Reply)

Tiny Tim's Tears
You remember them don't you. DON'T YOU?!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:04, Reply)

it's what you are trying to claim you are doing

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:12, Reply)

NO YOU ARE WRONG BEGGENFECK HAS SPOKEN

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:13, Reply)

at this rate I reckon he'll stop posting

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:16, Reply)

I don't understand how he's lasted so long
Being a hilarious genius amongst all us fucking retards must be incredibly frustrating for him
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:20, Reply)

Like poor old Andy Parsons on "Mock the Week'

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:22, Reply)

Really the only person that has ever seemed upset by any of these little contretemps is you.

( Kroney, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:07, Reply)

kill yourself because of the shame

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:11, Reply)

you don't need this shit from these life failures mate.

(Mr Udagawa, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:18, Reply)

The last time I was in Brighton I went for a run along the seafront
I was confronted by a man sitting there, pants down and what can only be described as a telegraph pole in both hands.

Very disturbing
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:10, Reply)