The hot topic of debate in the office is the correct lanes to use on the roundabout that leads to the workplace
It's got three lanes at one end where the left and middle lane can go right and the middle lane goes to the second exizzzzzzz

Actually I'm the one that started it and I'm fucking right and anyone that disagrees is a cunt and "fucking shit" to boot. Thank goodness it's Friday.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 9:12, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

I had two cunts look at me when I used the right hand lane of a dual carriageway to go straight on over a roundabout
onto a dual carriageway

The clue is in the name DUAL
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 9:26, Reply)

It's almost as though the large majority of people are utter know-nothing spastics.

( Kroney, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 9:27, Reply)

I drive a lot these days.
They're all cunts krone. I used to think "maybe they just don't know the area, or are confused" but no. Stupid knobs everywhere.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Oct 2014, 9:31, Reply)

Welcome to the club of hate, Windy. Help yourself to a doughnut.
I am regularly horrified by the standard of driving on our roads. I'm not exactly perfect myself, but even so the things other people do astound me.
( Kroney, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 9:39, Reply)

I drive around 30, 000 miles a year
Some of the stuff I see beggars belief.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 9:42, Reply)

The worst offenders seem to be, for all the talk of BMW and Audi drivers, those people in fucking great 4x4s.
Those things should be on a separate licence, I have seen very, very few people who've been able to handle one of those things properly.
( Kroney, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 9:47, Reply)

'...for all the talk of BMW and Audi drivers, those people in fucking great 4x4s.'
Yep, like Q7s and X5s
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 9:56, Reply)

What's the big porsche on called?
Those are almost all driven by loonies.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Oct 2014, 9:58, Reply)

Cayenne
Based on the VW Touareg
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 9:59, Reply)

Cayenne (sp)

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 9:59, Reply)

The Range Rover Sport is a popular knobend car up here
Bought by people not quite well off enough to buy a proper RR and with a chip on their shoulders due to this
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 9:58, Reply)

Yes yes you all whine about them but what you fail to understand is 90% of the primary schools in the greater London area are up mountains.

( Peej, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 9:59, Reply)

You'd honestly think that the average mid-forties Richmond based mum had to negotiate through swaps to get to Waitrose, if you based your guess on car choice.

( Kroney, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 10:17, Reply)

Three main issues round here
1. Village idiots on souped-up chavmobiles hooning round country lanes
2. Henriettas in the 4x4 that Daddy bought them - driving while turned round talking to their friends in the back/texting/doing their makeup/all of the foregoing at the same time/

But the very very worst are...
3. Old decrepit half-blind fuckers who just drive out of junctions/across roundabouts/anyfuckingwhere with a look of terror on their face and zero awareness of their surroundings and an absolute inability to use indicators - or using them whenever they twitch the steering wheel.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 10:06, Reply)

3 additional:
Often in the souped up version of the car they should have i.e. v70 Volvo
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 10:08, Reply)

I watched a car cut across 4 lanes of fast traffic,
To get to the exit to the M4, only to slam her brakes on and narrowly miss smashing in the back of a police van sitting in the queue on the slip road. Then reverse a little and drive round the copper on the chevron markings.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Oct 2014, 9:49, Reply)

I hope they pulled her

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 9:53, Reply)

Dunno, I was too busy talking on the phone doing 60 in the middle Lane to notice.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Oct 2014, 9:59, Reply)

p c
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 10:00, Reply)

when i was learning to drive, i had my first dad-lesson in my shiny red beetle
before i'd even buckled my seatbelt, he said this:

"always remember that everyone else on the road is a twat. if you always expect them to act like a twat, you'll always be prepared."

fair enough.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 10:00, Reply)

Something about beetles bonnet
*plays laughter track*
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 10:05, Reply)

Pistols at dawn

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 9:47, Reply)

Some bint in a bmw tank tried to have a go at me the other day for walking out in front of her car when she was turning out of a doctors surgery onto a main road.
When she'd already had to stop for someone else. The law's clear on this, I had right of way. I just shook my head in disgust, then shortly afterwards regretted not flicking the v's instead.

I have to say though, I'm quite a fan of the 'slingshot manoeuvre' on roundabouts where you use the right lane and go all the way round to turn left.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 9:59, Reply)