Alright?
tgeres a big one on the lotto tomo, £150m.... I'd love that, next week I'm going Brighton and if I had that kind of money, I would buy myself some sushi
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 19:34, 129 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

You could invent an indoor soft-play centre for dogs.
So that busy owners could leave their dog with you when they go to work and the dogs would have company and an adventure playground to roam about in.

And have change as I doubt that would cost £150 million.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 19:45, Reply)

That would be awesome, even if it doesn't make a penny I would love that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 19:52, Reply)

You should design one.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 19:54, Reply)

www.londondogforum.co.uk/dog-creches-and-day-care-centres-c517.html
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 20:00, Reply)

That looks far too sensible for a Gonz run dog day care place.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 20:07, Reply)

I'd buy a kebab but probably go in the sit down bit and have a beer too

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 20:02, Reply)

You could go to New York.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 20:06, Reply)

Two weeks Jeff, but all I'll be thinking about is the possibility of seeing you when we get back

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 20:07, Reply)

How long are you away for?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 20:11, Reply)

A week

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 20:11, Reply)

I hope you don't get mugged in the Bronx by a darkie.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 20:13, Reply)

If that happens I'll pull the old #switcheroo and mug them right back

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 20:14, Reply)

They won't be expecting that.
I actually hope you do get mugged now.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 20:28, Reply)

An ugly mental looking gay just followed me on Twitter. Which one of you is it?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 20:09, Reply)

jaysumz m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 20:10, Reply)

Soz I meant ANOTHER one

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 20:10, Reply)

you look a bit like Michael Fassbender

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 20:13, Reply)

Well that's a new one!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 20:15, Reply)

you could do a strikethrough here to make it look like I said that you look like a bender!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 20:16, Reply)

Haha that would be well lol

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 20:17, Reply)

haha yeah it would lol!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 20:18, Reply)

I'd invest it in highly geared european commercial property funds, Brazilian teak farms and prolly carbon credit trading
With some cinema VCTs for diversification.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 20:10, Reply)

I'd celebrate my win by not meeting you for a drink.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 20:12, Reply)

AGAIN

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 20:13, Reply)

Why not accept TDs offer of a lift.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 20:25, Reply)

im considering it
But I would need accommodation.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 20:25, Reply)

hotel.com
Booking.com
laterooms.com
halfaflat.co.uk
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 20:26, Reply)

16th floor acid towerblock

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 20:27, Reply)

You could 'spend some money' and book somewhere.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 20:33, Reply)

^ nothing for this?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 20:17, Reply)

It's a click from me!!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 20:18, Reply)

let's just say I know who I wouldn't go to for investment advice!!!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 20:19, Reply)

You?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 20:22, Reply)

no, a spastic-handed baboonesque pub landlord

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 20:23, Reply)

What sort of sushi?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 20:20, Reply)

Yo!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 20:25, Reply)

bumrush the roe

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 20:28, Reply)

it takes a nation of flatfish to hold us back

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 20:32, Reply)

fear of a black plankter

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 20:36, Reply)

Apocalypse 91: The Empire Strikes Haddock

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 20:45, Reply)

California Roll

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 20:26, Reply)

Oi, dozer you bell, I've got a freebie to this this weekend. Which malt should I go for, as in ordering, and which is shit?
www.thewhiskylounge.com/event/manchester-whisky-festival-2014/
Bear in mind, I know little about malts. I do like a nice jd and coke though.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 20:33, Reply)

what? out of the logo ones?
Highland Park or Macallan.

Look out for Auchentoshan whiskies; they are pretty decent (not the classic though) and do a good range of expressions. Ditto Glenfarclas.

Don't add water to every whisky, and even when you do, just the tiniest of drops makes a massive difference.

Top tip: ticketed whisky tastings are a good shout, especially if you lay on a light supper afterward. Your local spirits specialist can lead the tasting. Alternatively, a good friend of mine in London runs a spirits business if you wanted to go down the route of regular tastings.

Alt: get fucked.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 20:44, Reply)

Yeah, the logo ones, we do some malts, I'd like a few more in, and will try to scrounge some ddiscounts.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 20:47, Reply)

also, Japanese whiskies are probably the best in the world

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 20:48, Reply)

Yeah, I've heard they are good. Strange.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 20:50, Reply)

not that strange

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 20:51, Reply)

Just don't see it as a trad whisky place, I shall google.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 20:53, Reply)

Japan doesn't have peat, so their whiskies are sweet.
Yamazaki and Nikka are worth investigating, and Hibiki is a seriously good blended one.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 20:55, Reply)

Yes they do

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 21:08, Reply)

then I apologise for my incorreck statement

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 21:10, Reply)

No apology necessary mate
At least you try.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 21:12, Reply)

I'm very trying.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 21:14, Reply)

Also Yamazaki is a distillery (owned by Suntory) but Nikka is a brand. They have a main distillery (in Myagi) which does the sweeter whiskies but also another distillery in Hokkaido which does peaty ones.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 21:27, Reply)

soz, rather, Japan is the best country for whisky in terms of quality.
I've never had a bad Nip malt, had plenty of mediocre Scottish ones.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 20:50, Reply)

I used to live near the main Nikka whiskey distillery, which do some really good ones (everybody's heard of Suntory, but not so much others).

They did a free tour which included unlimited tastings - I don't think they were prepared for how much an english person could take the piss.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 20:57, Reply)

Did you go with someone who actually had a sense of humour then?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 20:59, Reply)

yes

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 21:03, Reply)

Or were you just the standard tour bore piping up every few minutes trying to be funny much to the annoyance of everyone else?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 21:06, Reply)

no

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 21:09, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2398583
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 21:10, Reply)

yeah I've confirmed Nikka's quality already, ta m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 20:59, Reply)

Yeah, I was too slow.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 21:02, Reply)

We have Laphroaig, HP and Talisker. I'm afraid I'm not a great fan.
Alt, tosser.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 20:49, Reply)

get a bottle of Auchentoshan 12, Glenfarclas 10 and Nikka.
Knock them out at 4 quid for a single.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 20:52, Reply)

actually, Nikka would prolly go for 4.50

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 20:53, Reply)

They get a five on reviews.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 20:54, Reply)

not surprising

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 20:56, Reply)

I have three bottles of Nikka in my cupboard, including a fantastic 21 year old.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 21:00, Reply)

Not even I care.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 21:02, Reply)

this fascinating revelation explains at least some of his tedious mediocrity

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 21:03, Reply)

Maybe I'll post up a picture of my whisky shelf!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 21:05, Reply)

Hopefully we can see baggsys cupboard with two bottles of whisky and a stockpile of rustlers burgers inside

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 21:07, Reply)

The other whisky is Glenfiddich 18.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 21:09, Reply)

what, nothing for this?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 21:14, Reply)

Fair enough.
Maybe I could just make up something about a subject I know nothing about instead?
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 21:17, Reply)

Teachers or Bells with coke is the future.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 20:54, Reply)

Famous grouse must be good as it has adverts on telly sometimes

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 20:55, Reply)

Best enjoyed with a Hamlet cigar
Sophistication right there.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 20:56, Reply)

Nice little chaser to go with a pint of Sköl

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 20:58, Reply)

funny, I thought you and Jeff would prefer Bells.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 20:56, Reply)

I'll get a bottle of Nikka in, see how it goes. Is it best with Coke, Pepsi or Seven up.?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 21:04, Reply)

Dr Pepper.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 21:04, Reply)

Get a sodastream
And serve fizzy whisky.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 21:07, Reply)

Get dizzy with the fizzy

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 21:08, Reply)

You could finish it off with some ice cubes
Run through a Mister Freeze ice crusher.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 21:09, Reply)

And drink it through some of those glasses that are actually a drinking straw

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 21:12, Reply)

Or one of those bendy straws.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 21:16, Reply)

Class man, class.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 21:12, Reply)

whisky and milk stirred vigorously

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 21:08, Reply)

Sodastream!Fuck me, I vaguely remember my parents having one, the drinks itt spunked out were rank.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 21:11, Reply)

^adds to the pub essentials list

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 21:15, Reply)

NWC

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 21:02, Reply)

It's nYc mate, we're going in two weeks

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 21:05, Reply)

Can't believe I never knew.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 21:08, Reply)

Always the last to know

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 21:09, Reply)

Are you going on a Freddie Laker 'Sky Train'?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 21:18, Reply)

I wish, could have had a couple of weeks with the saving

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 21:20, Reply)

It was £32.50 each way for a Gatwick to New York flight.
£37.50 each way in the summer.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 21:25, Reply)

Don't bring any "ebola" back, yeah?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 21:08, Reply)

What if people ask for it as a gift?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 21:08, Reply)

Get em some t-virus instead, they'll never know the difference

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 21:16, Reply)

If I had money I tell you what I'd do - I'd go down town, buy a Mercury or two

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 20:30, Reply)

Fassbender
Fass
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 20:52, Reply)

POTD!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 20:53, Reply)

You were right! It is lol!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 20:56, Reply)

Gr8 news! My new boots are being delivered tomorrow!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 21:18, Reply)

We need to know more about these boots.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 21:18, Reply)

Pair number 4 of Brownish timberlands

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 21:20, Reply)

Why not send the old ones back for a refurb

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 21:26, Reply)

Good thinking

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 21:28, Reply)

Unless you're in prison
consumerist.com/2014/06/15/timberland-boots-have-a-lifetime-warranty-unless-youre-in-prison/
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 21:31, Reply)

Evening, retards.
What's occurring? Are we all happy?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Oct 2014, 21:26, Reply)

I can't get warm b3th.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 21:27, Reply)

Haven't you got a doris handy to warm you up?
Alternatively, try a nice cup of tea.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Oct 2014, 21:30, Reply)

Might give both a try.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 21:32, Reply)

I'd always go with the tea.
Tea has magical restorative powers.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Oct 2014, 21:33, Reply)

💟💟💟💟
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 22:35, Reply)

🍗🐍
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 22:47, Reply)

👳💩💣!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 22:47, Reply)

         🎩
         👀
         👃
         👄
       ✌️👔✋
      

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 22:53, Reply)

(´･_･`)
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 22:56, Reply)

fp this now

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 23 Oct 2014, 23:01, Reply)