You either sharpened someone's pencil, or changed a lightbulb.
Our IT person at the surgery was a 20ish girl, in her own words 'IT is full of pricks'. I can't really believe that?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 10:14, 4 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Dont be silly girls dont do IT
They do things like answering the phone and making a nice cup of tea
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 10:15, Reply)

bitches be needing stitches.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 10:16, Reply)

She had boobworks, and a girl's name, pretty sure she was a real one.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 10:18, Reply)

While I would never doubt your trained medical eye
She defo had a cock and balls hidden away too.

Women do things like washing up and cleaning after the menfolk
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 10:22, Reply)

I think shemay have been a 'lesbian', however.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 10:24, Reply)

The desk was surrounded by a swarm of young lads, all desperate to impress the bright young filly whose phone couldn't get an IP address.
In comes the quietly authoritative mature heart-throb, gently pushing aside the throng, before getting on his knees and reseating the cable in the girl's port.

With many sighs and a heart all a-flutter, she breathlessly thanked me before sliding clean off her chair.
( Kroney, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 10:18, Reply)

Ah the classic
"have you checked that everything is correctly plugged in"

You sir are a Hero for our times.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 10:20, Reply)

Give over, I had to run a new cable AND re-patch the comms.

( Kroney, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 10:21, Reply)

*swoons*

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 10:22, Reply)

Some prick here only patched the first four (occupied) ports in a server rack.
I mean... honestly.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 10:35, Reply)

What sort of cahnt would do that?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 10:39, Reply)

That is a somewhat draconian approach to policing corporate internet use.

( Kroney, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 10:43, Reply)

Are you the one with glasses, from thee IT crowd?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 10:44, Reply)

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( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 11:32, Reply)

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(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 29 Oct 2014, 11:44, Reply)

yeah ... "sharpened his pencil" ... eh? eh? know what I mean? eh?

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 10:20, Reply)

It wasn't actually a euphemism.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 10:23, Reply)

everything is a "euphemism" ... if you know what I mean

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 10:32, Reply)

She is correct, in a very literal sense.

( Kroney, Wed 29 Oct 2014, 10:25, Reply)