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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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That's the juicer decorated for Halloween, Poundland have done us proud with a load of tat.
Do you take part in pointless celebrations, Easter, Christmas, Eid, the Jewish one etc? Or are you above such crap?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 17:17, 121 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
I dance naked around standing stones on every equinox and solstice
and Wednesday
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 17:19, Reply)
Druid types can be found a lot on /OT.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 17:21, Reply)
Druid?
Nah, mate. I just have chronic mental health issues.
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 17:23, Reply)
They too can be found here.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 17:23, Reply)
not half

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 17:48, Reply)
Wednesday?
Heretic!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 17:21, Reply)
late opening at John Lewis so I can pick up a cock sock on my way home

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 17:24, Reply)
Wodin's Day innit? I'm working till fuck knows o'clock tomorrow night, so I am getting hammered tonight, having the night off, expect more than usual rambling crap and smelling mistakes.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 17:25, Reply)
oh lol

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 17:39, Reply)
Any excuse for a piss up.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 17:27, Reply)
how are the birdies?
i got a cracking couple of videos of lemmy in the bath, which i sent to peej as part of the MAKE HIS KIDS NAG HIM TO GET A BUDGIE campaign
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 17:31, Reply)
They're good ta, still shagging foe England. I've been looking at pictures of budgies and their eggs, Christ Jenny will think she's shitting a spacehoppwr if she lays any.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 17:33, Reply)
poor old lemmy will die a virgin
he'd be v jealous if he knew
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 17:39, Reply)
Jimmy Budgie is the John Holmes of the budgie world :)
Get Lemmy a mate, two budgies are as easy as one, they just need a few extra bits when they have a go at breeding.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 17:45, Reply)
frog says no
he says he has to look after the one we've got because i'm always out, and he's not looking after two.

how unreasonable can you get, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 17:49, Reply)
He sounds really unreasonable, you should deffo kick him to the kerb.

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 17:51, Reply)
Tggi. Then have an online /OT whinge for a few years.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 17:54, Reply)
Loking after a budgie? It's hardly taking him out for a walk twice daily.
I'd trade him in for someone decent.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 17:53, Reply)
beggars can't be choosers
/ac
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 17:54, Reply)
^ speaks from bitter, sad experience ^

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 17:55, Reply)
^ineptly fucked psychodweeb then didn't shut up about it for twenty five years ^

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 17:57, Reply)
^ even less attractive than pleather coated jelly ^

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 18:00, Reply)
Chicken Thursdays are srs bzns

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 17:33, Reply)
What god does this worship?
The blessed foghorn leghorn?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 17:36, Reply)
You've got me mixed up with Jasums he worships cock

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 17:37, Reply)
Christmas only, really.
Easter and Halloween are for children.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 17:39, Reply)
What about Valentines Day?
You know what with your French sexy ways?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 17:45, Reply)
Easter and Halloween are for children, Valentine's is for bitches.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 17:49, Reply)
you should explain this to baggyfrock
or whoever the token paedo is today
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 17:51, Reply)
I wouldn't want to encourage him.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 17:52, Reply)
I bet you have at least one or two special Valentines jumpers?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 17:52, Reply)
No, but thinking about it I do approve of Guy Fawkes' day.
Because fires and explosions are manly.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 17:57, Reply)
you don't want to wear a polyester sweater around fires

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 18:00, Reply)
Remember in the 90's when everyones tracksuit would go up in flames, causing horrific plastic burns?
Good times.

Serves em right for wearing a tracksuit also
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 18:03, Reply)
in the 70s they tried to convince kids that fireworks would fall in the top of their wellies and explode their feet off

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 18:17, Reply)
I did used to like going out for halloween but not really now.
It's a good excuse to binge on horror movies and buy themed treats.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 17:43, Reply)
You are a little old to go out trick or treating tbh.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 17:47, Reply)
Started with the spelling mistakes already?
it's spelt odd not old.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 17:48, Reply)
it's called "Cottaging" these days

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 17:49, Reply)
Going out drinking is fun if everyone is dressed up and pubs decorated, like yours.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 17:50, Reply)
going out drinking is fun anyway unless your mates are all shit
the costume prickery just brings the helpless spods out of their shells in public where they don't belong
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 17:53, Reply)
That's so wakky.
I bet you and your mates are completely mental!
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 17:53, Reply)
I hear they wear baloon hats and all

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 17:54, Reply)
Actually, I have no fuss with the fancy dress thing, I'm all for people having a drink and a good time. I agree with Jay on this one.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 17:56, Reply)
must be a bit of a foreign concept to you, having friends.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 17:56, Reply)
Which one is fockenbags?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 17:58, Reply)
Who knows or cares. It is terrible.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 18:02, Reply)
^ upset

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 18:04, Reply)
All the 'new' ones are interchangeable in their mediocrity and misplaced sneering

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 18:04, Reply)

👆 tosser
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 18:05, Reply)

G🅾 🅰W🅰Y
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 18:18, Reply)

💤
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 18:26, Reply)
said the noob

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 18:07, Reply)
I wasn't counting you, creepy weirdo stalkers are in a different league m8

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 18:17, Reply)
yerr ... I'm definitely in a different league to somebody who fantasises about seeing pictures of kids on the internet
Happily.
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 18:20, Reply)
It's well lol how delicate you are over this

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 18:21, Reply)
and blissfully unaware it seems.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 18:08, Reply)
Fuck off and die you thick cunt

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 18:09, Reply)
Nah. how about you step away from the computer for a bit, instead of wanking your nubbin to a stump over your "witty" and "edgy" retorts?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 18:11, Reply)
nah m8, he wanks over child porn

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 18:17, Reply)
people who sneer at other people enjoying a night out have no friends
fact
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 17:59, Reply)
^ Embarrassingly thick

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 18:14, Reply)
Finally settled on an online persona then - 'pipes up with bitter wanky insults man' well done

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 18:20, Reply)
He's my idol

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 18:21, Reply)
I'd report him to the mods, for not using your r*al na*e. This results in a 0 seconds ban. Hth.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 18:22, Reply)
How do you continually just not 'get' things despite posting here for ages now? It's well weird may8t3e

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 18:24, Reply)
Get what?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 18:26, Reply)
Jesus fucking Christ, exactly this.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 18:27, Reply)
Bit frustrated thete?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 18:34, Reply)
because he's pigshit thick

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 18:26, Reply)
well, now that Cranley's gone, there's a niche to fill

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 18:22, Reply)
It's like waiting for the worst shitty homeless infested thicko packed bus to come along etc

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 18:26, Reply)
at least ones who are old enough to visit pubs
or walk on their own
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 17:59, Reply)
only the xtian ones bcuz britain is a xtian country and im a patriot

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 17:55, Reply)
I liked Dirrrrty

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 17:57, Reply)
And can't spell.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 17:57, Reply)
What can't I spell?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 17:58, Reply)
My office is covered in Halloween decorations.
It's bad enough at Christmas. This is just ghastly. The whole office is staffed by children.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 17:58, Reply)
cheer up, grumpkins
I'm sure they'll involve you if they can just remember your name.
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 18:00, Reply)
Hi Jews!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 18:00, Reply)
We're not celebrating, soz.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 18:02, Reply)
should we even be celebrating Jews?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 18:05, Reply)
Fucking Burn's night celebrating twat.
Who in fucks name writes a poem about offal?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 18:06, Reply)
a romanticised butcher?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 18:08, Reply)
Burn's supper in a pub is a good call, you shit for brains cunt

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 18:09, Reply)
We're not getting a piper. Except Billie, if she'd like to stoke my mid life crisis.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 18:20, Reply)
nobody expects you to, you simpleton

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 18:23, Reply)
Halloween is my second favourite pagan festival after Christmas

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 18:16, Reply)
edgy

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 18:18, Reply)
Not really
It's fairly widely accepted that the Christian celebrations of christmas morphed out of a pagan mid-winter festival
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 18:28, Reply)
What do you do to celebrate it?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 18:19, Reply)
Nothing, Halloween is shit and for cunts and American cunts

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 18:28, Reply)
You alright Nakiepoo? you sound like you need a hug, wanna hug?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 18:29, Reply)
No I do not. "Fancy dress" for adults is so epically pathetic the entire affair makes me weep for humanity

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 18:30, Reply)
Can we just touch winkies then?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 18:31, Reply)
But not in a gay way?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 18:33, Reply)
you could wear normal clothes for the ironolols

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 18:32, Reply)
I reckon you can roll this joke out one more time and it'll STILL be funny

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 18:35, Reply)
he just dresses normal for him

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 18:28, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 18:29, Reply)
BLOO BLOO DELETION!!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 18:22, Reply)
???

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 18:26, Reply)
Some distinct slagging off has disappeared higher up the thread

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 18:28, Reply)
Ohhh dear, I turn my back for five minutes and this happens

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 18:30, Reply)
Never turn your back on a Jason until you're wanting your prostate prodded

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 18:31, Reply)
Even he's not that desperate to try and mount me, just saying

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 18:32, Reply)
Never say never!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 18:44, Reply)
I think there may be squabbling tonight,

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 18:32, Reply)
but while there's moonlight, and music, and love and romaaaaaaaance
let's face the music, and dance.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 18:44, Reply)
bored of that now, next!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 18:32, Reply)
Yeah start a new thread then, go on do it, DO IT NOW?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 18:33, Reply)
Okay

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 18:36, Reply)
Life is meaningless and futile and nothing is worth even getting out of bed for, never mind 'celebrating'.

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 18:33, Reply)
alright drimblicious

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 18:34, Reply)
Good, you?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 18:39, Reply)
awesome

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 30 Oct 2014, 18:42, Reply)

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