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Tinsel is common and for pikeys.Discuss.
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Kroney, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 9:20,
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What do you put on your tree?Garlic?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 9:24,
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Baubles. Trinkets. Christmas related decorations.Just not tinsel. Tinsel is for pikeys, you see.
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Kroney, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 9:25,
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It depends on how it is being usedUsed sparingly its fine, its a fine line though and very easy to go over the top when it does start to look very pikey.
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It's also lunch for retards.You tinsel eater.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 9:30,
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All Christmas decorations are common, gaudy and tacky.I fucking love it. Gimme a bucket load of tinsel preferably non matching.
The wife colour codes everything. Boooooring
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Peej, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 9:37,
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This^Let the kids decorate the tree = explosion in glitter factory
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 9:39,
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which is exactly what a Christmas tree should beyou dreary bourgeois joysponge
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Oh boy I hope they have tinsel in New York where I'm going later!!!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 9:40,
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Oh thanks!!! I hope they don't get stolen by a black mugger!!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 9:42,
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I want you to take a picture for me of an American "rapper".You should be able to identify them by the clocks around their necks.
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Kroney, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 10:03,
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What time do you leave for the airport?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 9:41,
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I have stuff to do first, but it's in the plan(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 10:09,
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Are you going to New YorkHow odd I would have thought you would have mentioned this before now. You should go to the Friends building and then spit off the Empire State Building
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I'm going to spit at the friends building and throw myself off the Empire State (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 9:44,
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I hope it doesnt smell to badJust think if you had carried on smoking like a real man your sense of smell would still be ruined and it would be much nicer
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They don't call it Tinsle Town for nuffink ! Unless that's some other place.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 9:51,
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It might be 3000 miles from NY but who's counting eh?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 9:53,
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Oh, whoops, oh well, at least it got me to google and find this place, which looks alrightwww.tinseltown.co.uk/menu-burgers.php
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 10:46,
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Keep up, grandad.The best way to show off your common, pikey credentials at Christmas nowadays is with electric lights. The more the better.
Tinsel is more for the dumb office bints to put in their hair and drape lamely over light fittings 'to brighten the place up a bit'
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 9:51,
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The shopping centre here has lights that I think are supposed to emulate dripping icicles.They're absolutely ghastly.
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Kroney, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 10:03,
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I like an oversized inflatable snowman in the front garden and a Father Christmas hanging from one of the bedroom windows(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 10:07,
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I flew into Boston one December and I swear down you could actually see the tacky illuminated garden displays from the planeIt was like flying into fucking Blackpool
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I'm doing that raised eyebrow look of disapproval that mothers do when you use swears at the dinner table(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 10:11, Reply)
So Christmas trees should be gaudy and tacky,but lawn displays should be elegant and refined.
I see.
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Kroney, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 10:18,
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apart from those adorable and not at all racist little porcelain negro boyswhich are also depressingly common in Boston
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your writing is well rubbishOne would expect a Frenchman, particularly a dreary bourgeois Frenchman, to be able to spell "bourgeois".
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why would a Frenchman be using Google translate?c'est vachement bizarre, ça
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I'd love a bit of that, IDC, that sort of thing makes me happy(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:11,
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I can just see your front garden covered in Christmas themed boggly-eyed Pug ornaments.(
Kroney, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:13,
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We did this one christmas and it was really awesomewww.flickr.com/photos/mr90nz0/4226837992/
www.flickr.com/photos/mr90nz0/4226068513/
www.flickr.com/photos/mr90nz0/4226833952/
The pictures don't quite do it justice
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:36,
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Only if you have it rigged to a sound systemwith distant HO HO HO's
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I have the sound of sleigh bells on a constant loop from 1st December through to Twelfth Night(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 10:10,
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last year I bought that Christmas by Low on vinylNo Xmas hollipops is complete without it!!!
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I imagine it has limited appeal.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 10:51,
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Seems a bit unreasonable. Perfectly normal Christmas fair. You stuck up French bum hole.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Nov 2014, 10:23,
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I've just bought my first Christmas presentARGH
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 10:40,
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Don't you keep a wife to take care of such things?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 10:40,
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Like I'd let her near Amazon(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 10:57,
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They invented private browsing for this mateand in no way is it to be used for looking at naked ladies no sireee
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I meant giving her access to a site that sells that much(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:25,
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Yeah... I hope you also told her the myth of electric lights and how they transmit killer waves#keepingthebillsdown
#bitchesbetrippin
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if u h8 r traditions so much y dont u go back and live in muslamistan?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 10:51,
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because they're just as bad!Why can't we just get through winter without decorations and terrible music? COME ON PEOPLE.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 10:58,
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What's your favourite Christmas song?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:02,
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Step Into Christmas - Elton JohnUsed to be Rock & Roll Christmas, but...well we all know how that turned out.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:03,
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I'm just typing what everybody else is thinking.Don't shoot the messenger.
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If it's any consolation I rarely, if ever, think about your prick.(
Kroney, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:27,
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Stay by East 17 or Mariah Carey's All I Want For Christmas Is YouAny other answer marks you out as a prick.
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What I like best about Stay Another Day is that it isn't really a Christmas song, but in order to secure that all important Christmas no 1 slot, they covered it in bells and wore big parkas in the snow in the video(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:08,
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Same with 'Stop the cavalry'It has the 'wish I was at home for xmas' line, but nothing else to suggest that it's a xmas song. Just some bell bollocks.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:12,
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Dub a dub a dum dum
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See also Pipes of Peace, which although the video depicts the 1914 Christmas truce, has no mention of Christmas in the lyrics.In fact, the Jona Lewie one also has a World War One themed video.
Maybe there is something in that.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:33,
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1914 was officially the last recorded incident of Germans having fun at Christmas.(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:36, Reply)
They put out shoes instead of stockings, if you can warrant it.The disappointment of the young German child to wake up on Christmas Day only to find that instead of a shoe full of presents a fucking lion's got in and eaten them must be a terrible thing to witness.
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Kroney, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:52,
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Anything other than Slade or Wizzard marks a man out as a committed paedophile.(
Kroney, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:23,
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and The Power of Love.Im all about Our Lord Jesus
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:34,
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Omg, the company I went for that 3rd 'worksim' interview 3 weeks ago just sent me an email saying they want a skype call with me tomorow, I think they want to discuss wages.=DDDDDD
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:06,
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You'll be strolling down Brighton Boulevard arm in arm with Tony and Lance in no time, Gonz me old china.(
Kroney, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:11,
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#SingingWhenWereWinnnig(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:25,
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GET IN THEREI thought it was really rude that they've been incognito for like 3 weeks, was like *this* close to sending an email saying "Could you please let me know where I stand". So glad I played it cool this time.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:26,
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There's a difference between threadbare strands and luxury tinsel.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:33,
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It's time to accept your baldness, jase(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:33,
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Quick life tip for you:If anything's marked out as "luxury", it's aspirational targetted marketing bollocks for bottom-feeders, social climbers, the nouveaux and the lower orders in general.
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Kroney, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:35,
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Should we even be celebrating the French Christmas?(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:36,
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He takes the silver medal behind BrandFucking beak nosed cunt
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:38,
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Is Noel Fielding often marked as a "luxury" good, then?Well, well, well.
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Kroney, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:38,
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I'm either way to thick, or way to clever... to get his shows. I'm not sure which one.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:42,
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No need for this kind of complimentplease call him something rude asap to balance the world
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Yup, that too(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 12:21,
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says the Frenchman who prefers tasteful Christmas trees, the single most Hyacinth Bucket desperate climbing nonsense in the world(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:39, Reply)
My dear boy, I don't prefer anything of the sort.Taste is a matter of breeding, not choice.
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Kroney, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:40,
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my mistake ... affecting a clumsy pseudo-aristocratic mode of speaking is worse than tasteful Christmas trees(, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:42, Reply)
I'm afraid I can't help it if I naturally create an attractive treeinstead of vomiting tinsel and lametta everywhere.
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Kroney, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:44,
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I don't watch Eastenders at Christmas or any other time.Neither do I watch Emmerdale, Neighbours, or Hollyoaks. I am also very much not posh.
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Kroney, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:47,
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Also, im well aware of advertising and marketing, thanksSeems you have been lured in by the sudden influx of Christmas ads yourself, hm?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:47,
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take your jealousy elsewhere and stop your online stalking.(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:57,
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^ obbsessive, compulsive paedophile homosexual(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 12:00,
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It's far too fucking early for Christmas anyway(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 11:37,
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