I'm off to the keeeebab shop for breakfast, anyone want owt?

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 19:00, 65 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

can of irn bru and a doner with extra chili sauce
and boobs
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 19:03, Reply)

oh man boobs and chilli sauce

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 19:18, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 19:10, Reply)

alright el dozo

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 19:18, Reply)

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(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 19:23, Reply)

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(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 19:23, Reply)

sol

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 19:25, Reply)

id

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 19:25, Reply)

nice one m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 19:29, Reply)

Packet of skips and some salmonella please

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 19:19, Reply)

I like skips

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 19:24, Reply)

You're a junk food eating cunt though.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 19:28, Reply)

medium doner, all the salad, garlic mayo, can of pepsi.
and a prostitute. with breasts.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Nov 2014, 19:23, Reply)

I like the cut of your jib
but no onions ffs
( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 19:26, Reply)

no onions? fuck off.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Nov 2014, 19:35, Reply)

Oh man I used to like you

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 19:40, Reply)

Bit gay mate.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Nov 2014, 19:44, Reply)

One good thing about cities is a doner in a nan, andnota short arse pitta.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 19:27, Reply)

I'll be honest, I hate to come over all foo00ooOOd but yeah
doner in a naan is superior
( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 19:28, Reply)

Where's the fackin chilli sauce you caaaaant?!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 19:35, Reply)

fuck your chili sauce.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Nov 2014, 19:36, Reply)

Chili sauce is really needed weepee, otherwise it's officially a homosexual doner.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 19:38, Reply)

well, then i'm gay and proud.
Finally got a salary offer and have taken the job. now gotta wait for a start date. I'm thinking at this stage, it might as well just wait till after chrimbo.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Nov 2014, 19:43, Reply)

That's ages away...are you working at the moment?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 20:01, Reply)

Yerr.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Nov 2014, 21:15, Reply)

Daarn saarf
we randomly impersonate Yorkshire accents. Do people in Yorkshire randomly impersonate southern accents or are they all too busy dodging old men in baths on wheels flying around the hills and dales. Wrinkly stockings, one massive Yorkshire pudding etc.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 19:34, Reply)

randomly?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Nov 2014, 19:37, Reply)

wot a tossa mate

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 19:38, Reply)

It definitely
happens.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 19:56, Reply)

I wonder about this.
I'm also curious what a foreign language person, like a french, sounds like when they put on a comedy English accent.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 20:12, Reply)

Like Arthur Bostrom
from Allo Allo. Possibly... no.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 0:29, Reply)

Mixed kebab please, all the salad, chilli and mint sauce.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 19:34, Reply)

mint sauce? jesus christ jay, you're a proper fucking gay aren't ya

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Nov 2014, 19:39, Reply)

I'll be honest, it sounds quite good
unless it's got onions. FUCK onions.
( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 19:43, Reply)

i like onions, and nothing you can say will change that fact.
if this is the end for us, well, then so be it.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Nov 2014, 19:44, Reply)

I like onions

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 20:41, Reply)

I like big bulbs and I cannot lie
Although chopping them makes me cry
When a girl walks in with a load of root veg and your salad needs an edge you choose SPRING
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 21:45, Reply)

Mixed kebab please, all the salad, chilli and mint sauce.
Make that two - and a scallop
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 19:52, Reply)

Mint sauce? MINT SAUCE?!
you get worse everyday "shoulder pubes"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 20:02, Reply)

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 20:13, Reply)

Fuckin pugs are shit and for cunts

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 20:14, Reply)

what's the vegetarian option

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 21:35, Reply)

mint sauce

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 21:36, Reply)

mince horse

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 6 Nov 2014, 21:36, Reply)