I don't like baked beans. A friend made me beans on toast for breakfast after I'd stayed over.
I felt it would have been rude to refuse and so I ate it. That I have manners is scant comfort in the face of the extreme and long lasting PTSD they have inflicted.
( Kroney, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 9:17, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

^^^ Beanwrong

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( Kroney, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 9:21, Reply)

I care Kroney. Baked beans on toast is for Povvos, Kids and Cunts.

( Peej, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 9:23, Reply)

This weekend I had leek and mustard sausages with red onions in a nice ciabatta.

( Kroney, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 9:34, Reply)

you know what they say about people who put vegetables in sausages, right?

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Neither do I.
I want to know who "they" are too.
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they say that they're pork-dodging cunts
that's what THEY say
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The sausage also had pork in it.
I didn't think that needed to be spelled out. I'm a proper man, not some sallow skinny armed Tangles-a-like.
( Kroney, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 9:49, Reply)

Its better and more socially acceptable than putting your sausage in a vegtable?

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( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:02, Reply)

I didn't like Coffee but in Japan I was given a cup of coffee and thought I would drink it to be polite and found I loved it
When I got back to Blighty I went out and bought a jar of coffee and discovered it was just as fucking shit as I remembered. What I actually discovered is I had been given shit coffee my whole life. Freshly ground or fuck off.
( Peej, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 9:22, Reply)

Buy beans, grin them yourself and you'll never want ready ground again.
It's madness that this stuff appears to make a difference, but it does seem to.
( Kroney, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 9:24, Reply)

I do sir. I have a grinder at home and at work.
The difference is in the oil. You don't get that little slick on the top of ready ground.
( Peej, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 9:25, Reply)

Much like wine, I don't understand any of the science or whatever behind it
I just know that good stuff tastes better.
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You have to grind your own grapes

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