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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 17:42,
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Fuck off
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 17:44,
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😘
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 17:47,
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Nakers.
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Kroney, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 17:48,
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Gaston.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 17:49,
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We have decided to surprise my mum by moving closer to home.
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Kroney, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 17:49,
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kipping on her sofa?
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old man river possible lesbian, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 17:50,
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that is a ridiculous euphemism
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 17:55,
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it's not polite to sniff someone's bin drippings until you've kipped on their sofa
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old man river possible lesbian, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 17:57,
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people are well advised to leave my bins alone.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:00,
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I hate bin juice
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:03,
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you're probably gay then
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old man river possible lesbian, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:04,
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but you love red setters
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:05,
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MEATSNAKE she's flirting with me again :(
I dunt wanna see her growler I'm about to have my supper
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:22,
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I'm about to post a growler pic we took on holiday....
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:23,
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:25,
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Lols
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:31,
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there was a switch in that submarine marked "anal"
swear to god.
i laughed.
meatsnake bollocked me for being "immature".
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:35,
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To be fair it was after we had laughed at 'growler' and after you had interrupted me hearing about nuclear missiles to point at something that looked like a black dildo
I have my limits
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:40,
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yeah, and don't pretend anal is beyond them
jay will be disappoint.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:41,
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i hope it's fish pie
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:28,
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Rare roast beef :s
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:31,
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I buy my cat slices of that as a treat on Sundays
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:33,
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with too much horseradish and lumpy gravy
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old man river possible lesbian, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:33,
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i don't think he said it was french beef
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:34,
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i started to type something then
grossed myself out.
you win this round, bare monkey.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:34,
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type wash
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old man river possible lesbian, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:35,
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The search going well then?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:02,
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Actually it is now we've decided that we don't want a flat.
Viewing one house was all our took to make minds up.
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Kroney, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:37,
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but think of all the advantages of a flat
you get to listen to other people's music for free and you get plenty of opportunities to redecorate when they forget to them off the taps
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old man river possible lesbian, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:39,
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and free sniffs of bin drippings
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old man river possible lesbian, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:40,
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Fuck off
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Nov 2014, 17:46,
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Tggi
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 17:47,
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💨🐷
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 17:48,
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fod
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old man river possible lesbian, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 17:47,
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🐒
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 17:51,
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👊👉💩
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old man river possible lesbian, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 17:53,
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👍👍👍
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 17:56,
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yer
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Kroney, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 17:48,
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( ยด_ゝ`)
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 17:51,
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haha yer.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 17:53,
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W⚓
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 17:54,
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💉
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old man river possible lesbian, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 17:56,
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✔
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:07,
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I can't see your, obviously shit, square things.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 17:57,
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upgrade you're netscape
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:18,
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he's stuck in 1993
Or as McBeef calls it, 'the future'.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:23,
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Im on a pc?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:33,
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+th
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:34,
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Im on tha pc, muthafuckas
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:42,
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pthc m8
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:43,
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No thanks, I've just put one out
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:45,
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hope it didn't dribble too much in the lift
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old man river possible lesbian, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:45,
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aren't you dead from a face/magnet tragic accident yet?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:00,
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🐣
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:06,
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that's just a little square
not as much of a little square as you, clearly, but a little square nonetheless
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:16,
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it's a cute little budgie hatchling, you vile and haggard witch xx
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:17,
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hmmmmm
i shall check this when i get home.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:28,
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It works on my iPhone
That is actually quite cute
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:29,
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😺
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:31,
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Fuck yourself to death
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:03,
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🐙
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:07,
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🔔🔚
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:08,
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Typical 👳
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:12,
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is this the dozer appreciation society?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:09,
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it really is :(
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:12,
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🎭
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:13,
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I wonder what barbara windsor's tits look like now
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:28,
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like a pair of 15 denier "american tan" tights stuffed with tennis balls
why?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:28,
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^ first hand experience
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:30,
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well yeah
she's my mate's grandma's mate
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:30,
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granny lesbos!
Cor!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:32,
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stuffing tennis balls into tights is a rite of passage in some girls schools
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:30,
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electric toothbrushes are b& in some girls schools
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:31,
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👀
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:29,
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they were nowt to write home about in the 60s
they'll be like two deflated balloons left on a wall a week after a kids' party
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old man river possible lesbian, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:32,
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covered in dust, hair and wrinkles
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:37,
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Sexy as fuck.
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old man river possible lesbian, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:40,
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with saggy, puckered nipples that look like the knot
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:42,
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poor meatsnake
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old man river possible lesbian, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:44,
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can we talk about barabara windsor now
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:45,
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Hope you get bird flu.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:33,
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🐓🐓🐓
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:33,
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💩
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:41,
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get fucked, emoji nonce
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:42,
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☝ upset
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:44,
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💩 off
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 18:46,
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nice bit of stoner rock there Jase
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 19:23,
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He'll be googling your real name next
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 19:26,
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twitter.com/TimStilton
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 19:31,
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yer seen it before, ta
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 19:55,
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My beef is proper moist!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 19:54,
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bit rude mate
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old man river possible lesbian, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 19:58,
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Tell me you don't want to taste it?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:00,
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I'd rather sniff your bin drippings
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old man river possible lesbian, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:05,
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8 roast potatoes may have been too many :S
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:07,
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what kind of fat?
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old man river possible lesbian, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:11,
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I sti maintain that "smoking points of different cooking fats" was one of the best threads EVER
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:12,
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that's some niche erotica
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old man river possible lesbian, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:12,
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where IS mighty badger?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:16,
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he's still around on Other Internet
and making cute babies
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old man river possible lesbian, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:19,
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oh good, i liked badger. Always first to bite on a "science trool"
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:20,
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gonz is keeping him warm by regularly backing pseudo-scientific bollocks on kickstarter
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old man river possible lesbian, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:26,
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cor!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 19:59,
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I'm watching a lefty documentary on channel four you'd be proud
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:02,
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what's the subject?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:03,
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Rich people
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:07,
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They always try to wriggle out of paying fees
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:08,
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How much money do you need to have to be rich?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:10,
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I dunno I'm not really paying attention, just checking zoopla to see how much my flat has risen in value
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:13,
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12.6% in a year
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:16,
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3 feet high and rising
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:16,
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14.9% IN YOUR FACE FOLKSTONE
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:19,
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My mortgage is only about 15% of the value though
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:21,
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27 thousand pounds
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:13,
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No one has that kind of money you nutter
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:16,
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it's 30 lifetimes of debt for poor old AA
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:19,
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only loosers get bailed out :'(
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:22,
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poor old chimpy
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:23,
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sadly missed and fondly remembered :'(
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:23,
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No.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:36,
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I liked Chompy, maybe I'm a bad judge
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:45,
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Not as bad as your wife
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:47,
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Well, you clearly chose the wrong wife.
Maybe you're not great with people.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:48,
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:(............20+ years
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:50,
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:10,
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Fuck off
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:32,
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You smell like an old plop and have a face like a plop too
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:33,
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keyword: plop
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:35,
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You look a bit like a normal sized man that's shrunk in the wash.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:35,
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sofa lol
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:36,
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Hey! No real life references! Cyber bullying!!!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:38,
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You started it with my ploppy face.
You know how sensitive I am about it.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:40,
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Yeah, sorry mate I went too far.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:41,
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🐷
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:36,
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fucken virgin cunts have blocked my torrent site :(
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:36,
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which site?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:36,
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kick ass, was missed by their last cull, I'll have to find another now
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:37,
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What is it your trying to get on?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:42,
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Kickass torrents, can you not read?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:44,
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Which site is that?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:45,
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pirate bay mate
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:48,
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blocked
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:49,
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even if you use a proxy?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:50,
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Wow, what's with all the hostitly, I thought that this may have come in with the downloading music thing
and I was about to throw you a bone....not sure if I can be arsed now!
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:48,
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xx
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:50,
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oooh clever Bill Clay!
Have a fig roll
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:50,
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Oh man, I LOVE fig rolls
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:53,
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so you just press the dealy and get a free movie?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 21:13,
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HI GUYS!
Fascinating fact of the day:
No stamp duty land tax is payable where property is transferred as a result of a divorce settlement!!!!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:50,
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If only that was relevant to anyone here
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:51,
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if only...
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 20:52,
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