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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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LUNCHTIME BANTS THREAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( , Fri 21 Nov 2014, 12:53, 170 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
( , Fri 21 Nov 2014, 12:53, 170 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
there are numerous rules:
CGT, IHT, trading income, NI, income tax, overseas income, residence and domicile etc etc.
( , Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:02, Reply)
CGT, IHT, trading income, NI, income tax, overseas income, residence and domicile etc etc.
( , Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:02, Reply)
the simplest way to pay nothing is to earn nothing
I'm not sure that's particularly good financial advice
( , Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:10, Reply)
I'm not sure that's particularly good financial advice
( , Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:10, Reply)
Bollocks. I got my letter through showing where my tax goes and how much it cost me
i wept, openly
( , Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:09, Reply)
i wept, openly
( , Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:09, Reply)
More searching this weekend. We're seeing some nice places, I'm looking forward to it.
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( , Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:03, Reply)
So far the only lesson seems to be that London agents are pricks.
( , Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:27, Reply)
( , Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:27, Reply)
think I might be sat in the quiet carriage by mistake
like a morgue in here
( , Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:05, Reply)
like a morgue in here
( , Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:05, Reply)
Had it pumped directly up your botty by the missus eh
very clever, plus stops your breath smelling of booze all the time
( , Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:24, Reply)
very clever, plus stops your breath smelling of booze all the time
( , Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:24, Reply)
the boys inside are bumming each other up the plumbing, it's really quite becoming
( , Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:22, Reply)
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www.dailydot.com/lol/golden-retriever-dog-competition-fail/?fb=dd
( , Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:22, Reply)
that was genius
i love golden retrievers. he didn't give a fuck.
shame they make me sneeze like a little genetic fail bitch :(
( , Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:26, Reply)
i love golden retrievers. he didn't give a fuck.
shame they make me sneeze like a little genetic fail bitch :(
( , Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:26, Reply)
I know rite!
Its like he's smart and funny and the best one here (after me) yet he made terrible choice in woman.
( , Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:36, Reply)
Its like he's smart and funny and the best one here (after me) yet he made terrible choice in woman.
( , Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:36, Reply)
It's a rebound relationship, isn't it
Remember when he first came here he was all bloobloo about some bird who'd dumped him and how he was on antidepressants?
( , Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:37, Reply)
Remember when he first came here he was all bloobloo about some bird who'd dumped him and how he was on antidepressants?
( , Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:37, Reply)
You're just upset I'm not here today
I forgive you
(Not you tangles)
( , Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:41, Reply)
I forgive you
(Not you tangles)
( , Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:41, Reply)
Only forgiveness for you mate, not that patchwork waistcoated smelly hippy Ian
( , Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:43, Reply)
( , Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:43, Reply)
Sorry, I missed the lack of comma
Don't kill yourself though, honestly it will sort itself out, she'll probably leave you or something
( , Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:46, Reply)
Don't kill yourself though, honestly it will sort itself out, she'll probably leave you or something
( , Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:46, Reply)
MODS!!!
Please can the off topic mod edit out the bit about me wearing patchwork waistcoats?
( , Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:48, Reply)
Please can the off topic mod edit out the bit about me wearing patchwork waistcoats?
( , Fri 21 Nov 2014, 13:48, Reply)
You know they'll miss the delivery time and when you phone to complain
It'll turn up, but with a shit excuse.
( , Fri 21 Nov 2014, 14:12, Reply)
It'll turn up, but with a shit excuse.
( , Fri 21 Nov 2014, 14:12, Reply)
Sorry the answer I have on the card is
"Fuck it, we'll have the whole bottle"
( , Fri 21 Nov 2014, 14:20, Reply)
"Fuck it, we'll have the whole bottle"
( , Fri 21 Nov 2014, 14:20, Reply)
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