Terrible bullying of Gonz

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 9:38, 1 reply, 10 years ago)

nah ... gonz has culinary tourettes
"Just fry this chicken CORNFLAKES! with some shallots and garlic and KETCHUP! PICKLED EGGS! MALTESERS!"
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 9:42, Reply)

lol at culinary tourettes

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 9:45, Reply)

Oh god, I forgot I ate a whole jar of pickled eggs in one sitting last night.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 9:51, Reply)

That's My Gonz!
would be an excellent sitcom
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 9:52, Reply)

Only if you could somehow bring Mollie Sugden back from the dead to play his long suffering mother

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 9:53, Reply)

and Joan Rivers as his unexplainably American gran

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 9:56, Reply)

I don't want to like them, I don't want to like them at all. I can't stand 'egg salad' sandwiches.
When I think of people who eat cold egg, it congours up images of people who drink craft-bear and complain about the prices. Or I think of fat security guards who never leave their offices and watch those phone-in-naked-lady shows. Or Gamesworkshop players. People who go on and on about their beard even though they only it out of a neglect of personal hygeen.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 9:53, Reply)

Do craft bears shit in the woods?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 9:54, Reply)

egg salad is for invalids and neurotic secretaries
depending whether or not you add a hateful non-food like cress
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 9:57, Reply)

It's no wonder the laydeez flock round you.
Honey to the bee mate.
Noney to the bee
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 9:59, Reply)

he's a catch for any lady with no sense of smell

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:03, Reply)

I always feel i'm better off with some kind of Nurse, not to see me in that sort of capacity...
... it's just that I think they'll be more forgiving when I knock on the door and ask them to hurry up on the toilet.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:05, Reply)

also ... they're all proper filthy

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:06, Reply)

They need to install proper showers in the ebola hospital

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:08, Reply)

kids and disease, eh? you really do have some serious sexual issues

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:12, Reply)

Statistically, there's only a 50% chance that a child suffering from ebola will be able to recover and report him to the authorities.

( Muns, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:17, Reply)

cunning!

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:18, Reply)

so it was that comment that tipped you into disapproval?

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:29, Reply)

Plus, wipe proof uniforms.
I pretty much full in love every time I go hospital, got quite a thing for the NHS Staff.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:13, Reply)

Every straight guy wants a sexy nurse.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:16, Reply)

I also had a whole skin of a roast chicken because cold roast chicken skin is rank but just-made roast chicken skin is one of god's greatest gifts.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:04, Reply)

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(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:05, Reply)

GluttonyBook

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 28 Nov 2014, 10:13, Reply)