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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Any of you other poor bastards at work right now?4pm feels further away than a Paralympian moonwalker. Cheer me up please
(, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 8:16, 147 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Naah BludChillin' like a villain*, innit.
*Actually having my second cup of tea and wondering whether to have a bacon sandwich - pretty 'street' eh!
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holy mother of god why am I even out of bed at this timeI just dreamt that I got up and was feeling fine. Amd then I actually woke up.
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When the alarm clock went off this morning I actually cried out "No!"in a desperate plea for clemency from the horror
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I woke up same time as I normally do - the alarm clock is just a backup in case of previous evening drunkennessNo hangover - bonus! Not working today - bonus! I have bacon and tea - extra double bonus!
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see ... you've only really yourself to blame for those dreadful life choices(, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 9:24, Reply)
Bacon update -Sandwich was excellent. Thick-cut smoked bacon on brown bread.
That is all
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imma spend an hour feeling indignant that I have the hangover that I totally deserve(, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 9:23, Reply)
Yo Darthy babyJust to let you know that I'm not at work HTH
Where the fuck have you been anyway?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 9:26,
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Yeah like he has skillz like that(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 9:27,
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wow, look at the unmitigated horror that your life still isI see you used your time out from here in a constructive manner.
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Yeah no probs, I'm in Sherwood now(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 9:36,
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Was there about 8 hours agoWalked home from the city, stupid buses
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All the way to Arnold? that's a bit of a trek (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 9:51,
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Well remembered You fucking stalker.
It was indeed a trek, but I was drunk
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Yeah, I can never remember important stuff though(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 9:58,
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I've just braved the sales at ASDA West BridgfordI'm now trying to see if this £29 tablet was worth it?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 9:30,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 9:35,
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I'm not touching anything stronger than sarsaparilla for at least two hours(, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 9:36, Reply)
I feel I deserve a morning beer, been up for ages it feel like it's about 2pm(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 9:52,
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I'm considering a lager and lime. Which is basically a soft drink.They're playing 80s electro on the wireless and I feel like I'm coming up again.
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I'm listening to Kemet FM they are banging out some decent tunesFuck it I'm having a lazy day now I'm gonna crack a beer
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 10:26,
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Archos 7 cobalt, I didn't even need a tablet but at that price, what the hell(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 9:38,
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Maybe I should pick one upWatching Gossip Girl on a non-cracked screen would be a whole new experience
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All gone in about 30 seconds, I was queueing from 6amI only went to pick up a TV for my son
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 9:50,
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A TV for your son? Swapsies or Tranny prostitute? Either way it's a bit creepy, mate.
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Weird, I'm driving to west bridge ford in about an hour (
rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 10:01,
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Nottingham is OKI will be doing battle with the Xmas shopping hordes in Leamington later *shudders*
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Darth has a twin?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 10:19,
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Yer, wimmin driving what ever next(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 10:15,
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I've just been watching the news, Up here there was a 3 hour queue to get out of the shopping centre.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 29 Nov 2014, 10:08,
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Oxford has never really been a car friendly place (
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 10:17,
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It was Bicester village. Custom designed drive in shopping place.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 29 Nov 2014, 11:04,
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somebody needs to invent a kind of computer network so that you can conduct basic commerce from the comfort of your home and have the goods delivered without any stress(, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 10:21, Reply)
no way ... an invention as clever as that would be used for educative and improving endeavours(, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 10:30, Reply)
I heard at the ol' Ferguson Plantation they're having a Black Friday fire-sale too.All stock must go.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 10:25,
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I noes that's what I thought(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 10:40,
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Good thanks.What brings you to these parts, aside from telecommunications overtime?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 10:47,
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Working on a Saturday :-(Won't be making a habit of this in the new job sadly
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I might get up in a minute and go for a fry up.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 11:00,
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I should be, but I'm not.If it's any consolation, this is because I'm still fragile from my excessive bout of stomachaids the other day.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 29 Nov 2014, 11:57,
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Stomach aids eh.Did you have a runny bot-bot?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 12:02,
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It was more the other end, to be honest.I can't remember the last time I've ever felt so ill.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 29 Nov 2014, 12:04,
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Rather than being sympathetic, I'm just going to call you a bender.BENDER.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 12:10,
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Well, I wish I was deadSorry I've not answered your text B3th, no phones policy here (hence the above)
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Does a no phones rule not make being a telecoms professional somewhat difficult? (
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 12:33,
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Having nothing funny to say hasn't been an obstacle to a career in comedy for some time now(, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 12:35, Reply)
Well, screw you then.Hope your day gets better x
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 29 Nov 2014, 12:42,
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Well, on the plus side,I've lost over half a stone this week.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 29 Nov 2014, 12:56,
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I would gladly have given it to ANYONE.Seriously, there were times this week when I would literally rather have been dead.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 29 Nov 2014, 13:07,
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:-( poor b3thAre you fully over it now?
Hang on... your boobs haven't shrunk have they?!?!
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This'll make you laughI have a girlfriend.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 13:07,
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Nah, bruv, it's on facebook so it must be true.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 29 Nov 2014, 13:12,
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I was at work but I'm not now. I rode my bicycle home. It was good.By David aged 33.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 13:52,
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I posted a 'selfie' on 'facebook' to show off my 'moustache'!By Timothy, age 34.
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I just stalked you on Facebook. It's wispy.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 13:58,
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YOU find it offensive, fuck off, I'm vegetarianThat's real pain. What do the Jews know about suffering anyway
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I no longer live in Norwich or work in telecommunicationsBy Martin, 32, I fucking wish
(, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 13:58, Reply)
Ipswich should have a line of bulldozers driven through it from one side to the other.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 29 Nov 2014, 14:07,
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I'm in the pubThis is a good thing. Just booked a night out with the Doris in Leamington Spa at the Regency. Dinner and a singer/guitarist.
Should be good
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I'm s'posed to be going to a gig tonightThere are three potential issues with this
1) I feel like death
2) I have to work tomorrow, and if I go out tonight, will feel like death
3) Abject lack of massive drugs to remedy one or ideally both of the above problems
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