I don't remember
I've been sent home and the cleaner is there so I don't want to go, it's weird when she's there.

Alt: Christmas lunch then Christmas party tomorrow night . However, the party is my boss' party. So I'll probably get sent home from that too.

Altalt: will pick up a £10salad and take that home I think

Altaltalt: the only good thing about the sun are the headlines. Sometimes.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:47, 6 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Alt: you can't skive work and then go to the boss' party.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:51, Reply)

I'd consider that a win/win.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:52, Reply)

His parties rock

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:56, Reply)

spin the bottle AND fancy dress? no way!!

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:57, Reply)

Better than a pathetic middle aged old orgy, dude

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:02, Reply)

I've never been to a middle aged orgy.
The last time I had sex with more than one other person we were all in our twenties.

Sorry to ruin your sickbed frot fantasy.
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:04, Reply)

That's right, you focus on the semantics and ignore the facts that you're so horrifically dull that people would fake group anal rape to get you to leave their house

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:10, Reply)

that wasn't an orgy
you really are incredibly vanilla and naïve, aren't you?
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:11, Reply)

poor meatsnake
/ac
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:13, Reply)

UP YOURS DELORS

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:55, Reply)

sent home? are you still at school? christ

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:56, Reply)

I fucking wish I could get sent home.

( Kroney, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:57, Reply)

I might go home for a bit.
Like I'm a responsible adult or sutin.
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:58, Reply)

Waggle your willy at the receptionist.
That should do the job.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:58, Reply)

No, I want to still get paid for my notice.
I just don't want to have to be here.
( Kroney, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:59, Reply)

You can self certify sick for a week.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:01, Reply)

Plus she's probably already seen it

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:01, Reply)

No way, man
Though I did used to see a girl who was good friends with them, so I don't often go out drinking when reception are going to be there. Middle aged women are just *awful*.
( Kroney, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:03, Reply)

+ ly sexy

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:10, Reply)

Cackling witches.
No sense of public propriety.
( Kroney, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:16, Reply)

They have grabbed your bollocks when pissed havent they

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:19, Reply)

now we're getting SEXY

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:20, Reply)

Not far off.

( Kroney, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:22, Reply)

they grabbed your bollocks while boxed on temazepam and ghb?

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:26, Reply)

jelly.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2427083
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:29, Reply)

Yes dear

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:03, Reply)

Shouldn't go to work when you're ill.
Are you so selfish that your boredom while unwell is more important than the profits of your company. By spreading your germs and possibly causing others to get ill, and therefore not complete as much work, directly effects the firm. You should be ashamed! ASHAMED!
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:59, Reply)

The solicitor cunt I work with gave everyone XMAS flu 2 years ago by coming into the office with the lurgy.
I still don't talk to the selfish bitch.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:00, Reply)

^diabetic flid blaming others for their immune system fliddiness

(Mr Udagawa, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:07, Reply)

Basically yes
I'd rather they all died than I had to spend another afternoon working in front of the tv.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:04, Reply)

Turn the TV off and sit somewhere else then.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:05, Reply)

Look I'm not interested in your logic
Besides the budgie needs the noise. He goes all sad and thin and quiet when it's silent in the flat, it's sad.

(Almost as sad as having a budgie)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:06, Reply)

Radios are great for creating noise.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:12, Reply)

WOAH MIND BLOWN

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:29, Reply)

you dropped this: "you idiot"

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:06, Reply)

so don't work in front of the telly, you idiot

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:05, Reply)

Can't speak to the help eh?
It's like the 50's all over again
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:10, Reply)

She's sweet
Unfortunately she's also a really epically shit cleaner. Frog is always telling me to sack her, then she sends texts like now saying, "hurry up and get better, hope you like my work!"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:11, Reply)

this insecurity is almost a mental illness ... get some help

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:13, Reply)

They're all shit, that's why they ended up as cleaners.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:13, Reply)

So you're letting a cleaner manipulate you in to paying for sub standard work.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:13, Reply)

can't you get that layabout to at least clean the flat when he gets back midafternoon?

(Mr Udagawa, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:15, Reply)

Why haven't you sacked her?
Do it after Christmas
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:17, Reply)

you're such a softie
she should hand her notice in a Christmas card
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:19, Reply)

well maybe first say that you aren't happy with her "work"

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:25, Reply)

Christmas comes but once a year
You never clean under the lid
I'm chucking you out on your rear
You lazy scrubber flid

Merry Christmas!
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:29, Reply)

It's not like a cleaner is going to have anything worth listening to, Jay.

( Kroney, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:18, Reply)

what warrants a shit cleaner?
*insert gay pun here*
*and again here*
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:33, Reply)