You know what I love?
Massively enthusiastic but slightly inept yoof bands. I'll take twenty of them over one set of self-indulgent musos.

What do you love?

Alt: how much better would the world be if Pink Floyd had all died in a fire during their very first rehearsal?
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 18:06, 105 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Bumbags

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 18:13, Reply)

they're a very practical item

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 18:15, Reply)

Fannypacks.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 18:18, Reply)

Well this is good

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 18:20, Reply)

thanks

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 18:24, Reply)

I'm coming down with something.
I used up all my lemsip in my last meth cook, so warmed up a cup of that shit ready-made mulled wine in the microwave. It tasted like shit so I poured in a load of brandy, which has made it bearable and I am now feeling a bit better.

Thanks for asking.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 18:30, Reply)

Booze generally helps most ill stuff, dirty speed too. Do you need a prescription?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 18:35, Reply)

And pay 7 quid?
I'll take my chances round the back of laserquest
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 18:42, Reply)

How much is a gram of speed these days? Fiver last time I bought any, early noughties.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 18:47, Reply)

£5? That was ground up pro plus and ajax bleach

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 18:48, Reply)

This was ok. Smelt of cat piss, and rushed like buggery. The best stuff was borrowed from hospital, but was hard to get hold of.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 18:50, Reply)

this always struck me as the only advantage to a career in medicine

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 18:51, Reply)

Yeah, pharm quality drugs are obviously the best, but the checks on taking stuff was mental.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 18:53, Reply)

prolly easier if you're a vet or a dentist

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 18:54, Reply)

A dog is a bit less likely to complain if it had abdominal surgery without any anesthetic

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 18:56, Reply)

baggenswipe

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 18:49, Reply)

That's what I dream we'll name our first child

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 18:50, Reply)

it's the internet wedding of the year

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 18:50, Reply)

'by doo'

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 18:52, Reply)

I happen to be in a massively enthusiastic not yoofs but on the tail end of our twenties band.
Will that do?

I love being home with my stupid dogs with a beer and plans for a few drinks with,my dad. He's a top chap and I look forward to seeing him.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Dec 2014, 18:31, Reply)

we all like hanging out with your dad
with of
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 18:40, Reply)

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(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 18:51, Reply)

natasha kaplinski y/n
Also, wet behind the ears djs are worse.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 18:42, Reply)

Fuck off.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 18:42, Reply)

is that a y or n

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 18:44, Reply)

Go away.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 18:46, Reply)

i hope you have undiagnosed pancreatic cancer

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 18:47, Reply)

In her day.
Not now you fucking depraved cunt.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 18:44, Reply)

sian williams y/n

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 18:49, Reply)

I refer you to my previous answer.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 18:51, Reply)

"I'm coming down with something"?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 18:54, Reply)

Comming down with a case of Sian obsession <3

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 18:59, Reply)

I concur that her physique when combined with the arrangement of her facial features falls well within the boundaries of what might be considered 'attractive' for a woman of her age.
Tell me more, human.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 19:22, Reply)

d b
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 18:58, Reply)

there's nothing wrong with youthful exuberance in a bj provided they know to keep their teeth out the way
the way
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 19:07, Reply)

it's okay for milk teeth to be knocked out, makes room for the grown-up ones

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 19:15, Reply)

This has just finished on the juke box, it made me happy for a while.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUYkHNAtXTI
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 19:24, Reply)

Can they die in a fire after their first two albums? Piper at the gates of dawn is fantastic

( Peej, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 19:42, Reply)

no
It's all appalling self indulgent poshboy art school musical masturbation

No exceptions.
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 19:43, Reply)

where do you stand on 'caress of steel'?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 19:46, Reply)

probably around the rim until it's unplayable

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 19:51, Reply)

Booze.
So I'm off down the boozer.
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 20:02, Reply)

hi pals!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 20:32, Reply)

dozerino!
necking the monke shoulder?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 20:34, Reply)

nah m8
Just got home.

Gonnae tuck in to the three wood later on yeah
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 20:40, Reply)

^^dozer no mates

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 20:35, Reply)

^dbt no brain cells

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 20:40, Reply)

oh hi doggy

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 20:36, Reply)

hi drimby!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 20:40, Reply)

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( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 20:43, Reply)

cor!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 20:43, Reply)

big hamster

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 20:46, Reply)

not big enough.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 20:48, Reply)

BBC Four are covering funk tonight.
That's tonight sorted then.
( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 21:04, Reply)

u want to get some colin young down u m8
www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p0066dpr/episodes/player
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 21:06, Reply)

Shropshire, lol.

( Slippery Mick &#8207;, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 21:07, Reply)

where would you prefer your friday night mix of funk, soul and disco to be broadcast from?

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 21:12, Reply)

Kent.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 21:20, Reply)

the spoonerised Kent countryside

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 21:37, Reply)

chaucer would have called you a kent

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 21:41, Reply)

I am calling you a spastic cunt wanker autist good evening gormless rapeyballs povvo Welsh tossrag

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 21:43, Reply)

Oi twat, lump sum to chuck somewhere, can't explain how I got it, suggestions?
Edit, wife not to know, so nothing joint.
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 21:45, Reply)

oh god please no

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 21:46, Reply)

Lols, I'm serious.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 21:48, Reply)

not as simple as that.
Risk profile, income, existing investments etc.

But if it's a few grand you could do worse than Neil Woodford's latest fund. Massive inflows, undervalued, good growth prospects. Reinvest income, max out your 15 grand NISA allowance and don't bother with cash.

Cheers.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 21:50, Reply)

...but get in now, it might be open ended but its early days with a highly experienced fund manager at the helm
And he's a nice guy, if your arsed about that sort of fannybaws shit.

Edit NISAs can't be joint, and joint status should only be used in assurance based investment policies. Anything apart from NISAs should be in the lower taxpayer's name, or at the very least, transferred to them before disposal.

Cheers.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 21:52, Reply)

welsh?????!!!
too far, man
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 21:46, Reply)

not far enough m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 21:53, Reply)

I'd call him a cunny, for cripes sake.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 21:43, Reply)

I bought a loaf of bread because it reminded me of you
It said 'thick cut' on the wrapper.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 21:46, Reply)

Well, after work drinks led to a group of us taking a case of mulled wine home to watch Xmas movies
Scrooged is now being followed by White Christmas and the mulled wine is getting slung back quickly before it cools. Maybe I need one of those goldfish bowl glasses McBeouf has to keep it warmer lonnger.
( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 22:16, Reply)

Scrooged is my favourite crimbleplops film

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 22:23, Reply)

That's because you're a twat.
It's no Trading Places.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 22:44, Reply)

nah Jamie Lee Curtis looks like a transsexual.
In a bad way.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 22:47, Reply)