raisins
grapes that have missed their one chance in life to be useful and be made into wine.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:10, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

There is nothing wrong with raisins
I used to love a little box of sunmaid with my packed lunches at school
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:15, Reply)

couldn't your parents afford real sweets?

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:17, Reply)

Nah
If we were lucky we might get a chance to lick an empty marathon wrapper.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:20, Reply)

Luxury
We weren't even allowed to walk past the sweetshop
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:21, Reply)

You were lucky!
We had to eat sheep shit and pretend it were raisins.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:23, Reply)

We used to dream of eating sheep shit
All we had was chopped up yellow urinal cubes - we pretended they were pineapple chunks
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:26, Reply)

Luxury
The bigger kids in our street always got the urinal cubes - we had to make do with our mums poo cut into cubes and left out on t'freezing window sill, that were our Christmas pudding that were, once a year.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:31, Reply)

is your mum Marianne Faithful?

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:23, Reply)

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( Muns, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:15, Reply)

They can always be turned back into grapes
by passing them through the digestive system of a baby.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:19, Reply)

something you are intimately familiar with

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:27, Reply)