what's the best biscuit? I like those little cheesy ones
Alt: what's the shittest thread-opening question? Prolly summat about biscuits.
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:52, 46 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Digestives

( Peej, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:55, Reply)

fuck off ... that's not even a convincing troll ... they're a punishment, not a snack

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:56, Reply)

Digestives, Rich Tea and Ginger Nuts
Plain simple British treats for British folk, none of your fancy foreign muck.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:58, Reply)

I love a ginger nut.

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:59, Reply)

With a good cup of fresh coffee
one of lifes little treats
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:00, Reply)

then why do you keep arguing with her?

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:01, Reply)

it's funny because she's an idiot and allegedly has red hair

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:10, Reply)

YEAH!
Great minds eh?
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:19, Reply)

haha
i don't know who should be more insulted: dr brum or mr molester.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:21, Reply)

soggy

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:56, Reply)

seal them in a tin box and keep them in the larder
hth
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 9:57, Reply)

Garibaldi.

( Muns, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:03, Reply)

even if you ate it with a fork
that thing would still be a monstrous nightmare of evil raisins
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:05, Reply)

This opinion is invalid.
Because it's yours.
( Muns, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:06, Reply)

raisins
grapes that have missed their one chance in life to be useful and be made into wine.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:10, Reply)

There is nothing wrong with raisins
I used to love a little box of sunmaid with my packed lunches at school
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:15, Reply)

couldn't your parents afford real sweets?

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:17, Reply)

Nah
If we were lucky we might get a chance to lick an empty marathon wrapper.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:20, Reply)

Luxury
We weren't even allowed to walk past the sweetshop
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:21, Reply)

You were lucky!
We had to eat sheep shit and pretend it were raisins.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:23, Reply)

We used to dream of eating sheep shit
All we had was chopped up yellow urinal cubes - we pretended they were pineapple chunks
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:26, Reply)

Luxury
The bigger kids in our street always got the urinal cubes - we had to make do with our mums poo cut into cubes and left out on t'freezing window sill, that were our Christmas pudding that were, once a year.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:31, Reply)

is your mum Marianne Faithful?

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:23, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2429017
( Muns, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:15, Reply)

They can always be turned back into grapes
by passing them through the digestive system of a baby.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:19, Reply)

something you are intimately familiar with

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:27, Reply)

idiot
That's a breed of lap dog.
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:05, Reply)

a breed of lapdog the lead singer of Take That
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:08, Reply)

air
hellair
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:03, Reply)

haryor?

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:06, Reply)

Seriously though
the best normal non-bent biscuit is the hobnob.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:03, Reply)

^^TGGI^^

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:04, Reply)

This guy gays infants?

( Muns, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:08, Reply)

meh ... it's just a 21st century digestive

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:07, Reply)

the best normal non-bent biscuit is the hob I like to suck
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 10:08, Reply)