Eat, drink and be merry, come along with me
How do YOU step into Christmas and is the admission really free? Seems like a bloody expensive time of year to me.

Alt: Bext Xmas song?
Altalt: What annual do you think you'll get this year?
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 15:54, 54 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

Alt: The ones that aren't really Christmas songs, but appear on Kroney's Khristmas Kompilation records.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:00, Reply)

Like?

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:02, Reply)

Can't Stop This Thing We Started
Bryan Adams.
( Kroney, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:04, Reply)

Pipes of Peace
Walking in the Air
Stop the Cavalry*

*although this one does at least mention Christmas
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:05, Reply)

I fucking hate that Stop the Cavalry song
With it's cynical solitary mention of Chrimble and its bent sarcastic bells.
( Kroney, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:06, Reply)

It's no Stay Another Day, that's for sure

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:08, Reply)

Shut up, there was snow and they were wearing hoods.
Totally Christmassy.
( Kroney, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:10, Reply)

Dub a dub a dum dum

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:15, Reply)

That song from The Bodyguard.
and the one from Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves.
( Kroney, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:07, Reply)

AH, like Caravan of Love, Power of love and that East 17 one that get included due to the Xmas No1 technicality

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:08, Reply)

I'm blates releasing this Kompilation, this year.

( Kroney, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:09, Reply)

That's your missus' present sorted and all

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:11, Reply)

The only CD she owns is Michael Buble's Christmas album.
Every time I get in that car, I die a little.
( Kroney, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:13, Reply)

She's crying out for you to belittle her taste and make her a compilation tape of 'proper' music

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:16, Reply)

I've made my extensive library of mp3s and my records available for her
with a suitably patronising lecture, obvs, but she remains curiously unwilling to be educated.
( Kroney, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:17, Reply)

Have you made it absolutely clear that you think everything she likes is shit?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:19, Reply)

As clear as I possibly can be, Tangles.
I'm at a right fucking loss with the stupid bitch.
( Kroney, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:21, Reply)

Then I'm all out of ideas.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:22, Reply)

you need to get drunk and drag her by the hair round the flat for a bit

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:23, Reply)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hrog3eAo9ks
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:12, Reply)

still a link fail
top tip, edit it and remove the https:// bit the site doesn't recognise secure http addresses
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:20, Reply)

shes a tard m8 it ent wurf it

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:24, Reply)

Bit Harsh

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:27, Reply)

ON THE OTHER TARDS
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:27, Reply)

some selfish people have birthdays immediately after christmas
as if thinking up presents wasn't hard enough. gah.

alt: bert?

altalt: blue jeans 1992
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:04, Reply)

Don't forget those awkward people who have birthdays just before xmas.
I can never go out anywhere for my birthday, because everywhere is either fully booked with xmas parties, or twice the price because they're only serving the xmas menu.

Having said that, our work do is on my birthday, which is totally THIS WEEKEND!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:19, Reply)

happy 48th bethany !

(Mr Udagawa, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:21, Reply)

Usually drunk, well fed and stoned.
Alt. I quite like A Spaceman Came Travelling
altalt. None. I used to get Viz when it was funny.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:05, Reply)

A friend at work gets Viz
I think the drunk bakers are the best, the rest is a bit shit.
(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:12, Reply)

I've really found it hard to be fucked with xmas for the last few years
but the thing that really makes me happy is doing presents for other people. I love finding something I think they'll love, wrapping it all up, and piling it under our tree until I get the chance to deliver / post to the person it's for.

Alt: bext pop song is always going to be Another Rock n Roll Xmas. Best carolly type song is Joy to the World.

AltAlt: I got an Oor Wullie one last year, so I fully expect The Broons.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:12, Reply)

I'll gaz you my wish list

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:17, Reply)

Is it
1) PORN
2) BOOZE
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:20, Reply)

It is now!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:21, Reply)

alt : Christmas in Hollis
alt2 BATH hahahahahahahaha
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:17, Reply)

I heard today that Steel Panther have released a Christmas song.
I'm looking forward to getting home and giving it a listen.
( Muns, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:36, Reply)

I like any of the Spice girls christmas songs.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:55, Reply)

they're a very exciting new group

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:57, Reply)

I can see them going places.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:58, Reply)

It's Chriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiistmas!
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 9 Dec 2014, 16:57, Reply)