Almost the weekend!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 15:59, 134 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

1 hour ... and counting.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 16:01, Reply)

Pub time now hooray

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 16:01, Reply)

BONUS!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 16:02, Reply)

Not today :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 16:04, Reply)

Drown you sorrows with beer.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 16:05, Reply)

he cant afford it
No bonus you see
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 16:07, Reply)

imma phone the UN

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 16:12, Reply)

Already on it

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 16:12, Reply)

sorrows with beer black emperor
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 17:33, Reply)

prick

( Kroney, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 16:15, Reply)

Need recommendations for a good, zany/lolwacky fillum.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 16:02, Reply)

No.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 16:03, Reply)

"this is 40"

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 16:05, Reply)

schindlers list

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 16:05, Reply)

Surely this would fall into the category of pornography?

( Muns, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 16:07, Reply)

The heat.
Not suitable for little ones, but I did enjoy this a few evenings back.
( Muns, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 16:06, Reply)

cannibal holocaust

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 16:06, Reply)

a serbian film

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 16:07, Reply)

antichrist

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 16:08, Reply)

zany films are shit and for cunts

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 16:11, Reply)

Irreversible

( Peej, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 16:14, Reply)

I wanked myself almost inside out first time I watched that

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 16:15, Reply)

Fire extinguisher scene right?

( Peej, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 16:23, Reply)

I assumed the opening gay club scene

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 16:30, Reply)

i was practically ripping it out by the roots from the opening scene to the end credits

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 16:40, Reply)

Grotesque

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 16:15, Reply)

new planet of the apes is alright.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 17:07, Reply)

something about your mum or something

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 17:20, Reply)

Black Dynamite

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 17:35, Reply)

working tonight to get everything done
then packing. then HOLIYAYS.

better buy some christmas presents too, i guess.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 16:04, Reply)

stop lolling at the office slave

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 16:10, Reply)

no, i don't want a "big issue", thanks gramps

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 16:16, Reply)

fair play ... bit high brow
you stick to Jilly Cooper and Metro
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 16:21, Reply)

and you stick to the pavement with your holey shoes and piss-soaked pants

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 16:28, Reply)

ah right yeah
I forgot that people who don't have to work long hours must be tramps.

Poor me.
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 16:41, Reply)

i could easily fuck off now. but then my colleagues would be stuck dealing with stuff next week. that would make me feel bad. so i choose to be a good colleague.

which is why people like working with me and you have to hang around the park in the cold flogging the big issue.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 17:00, Reply)

bit defensive

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 17:01, Reply)

my fingers aren't too frozen to type from hanging out under the slides

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 17:04, Reply)

I've deffo touched a nerve here
again
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 17:05, Reply)

alright fine
you can have 10p. don't spend it all at once.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 17:08, Reply)

ta! I'll spend it on not being stuck in an office on a Friday night

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 17:46, Reply)

maybe you could try spending it with friends or family instead of strangers on the internet

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 17:52, Reply)

ah ... the classic "you're on the internet" on the internet

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 17:53, Reply)

well yeah
even you're more interesting than this damp report.

you, on the other hand, have no excuse.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 17:55, Reply)

Shit. Sorry. I keep forgetting you have a shitdull job. Soz.

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 17:59, Reply)

i like it
but this report is not a highlight.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 18:00, Reply)

well yes
you're a shitdull person
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 18:02, Reply)

hey, it's you that's halved the number of posts not made by you ever since you foft

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 18:05, Reply)

Can I have some green new balance plz

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 17:27, Reply)

put on your shoes

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 16:05, Reply)

and dance the blues

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 16:06, Reply)

I've been actively weekending for over an hour.

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 16:10, Reply)

prick

( Kroney, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 16:15, Reply)

I no rite/

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 16:15, Reply)

got another xmas curry tomorrow.
in swanley!

grim!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 16:18, Reply)

With all this curry you are like the new Sporters

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 16:22, Reply)

yiz pliz. khamagen.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 16:30, Reply)

Is he dead?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 17:26, Reply)

sw cr
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 16:43, Reply)

Grim!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 17:27, Reply)

juicer time then

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 16:42, Reply)

my bum is still poo-rly

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 17:06, Reply)

alright, gonz

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 17:19, Reply)

Okay totes been to the pub and totes picked up my train tickets so like totes getting on a train in a minute lol

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 17:24, Reply)

IM ON A TRAIN!!!
and I got £30 back for my woes earlier in the week
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 17:25, Reply)

Yesssss! I got an apology via email from the Piccadilly line for them being shit. Can't say I'd noticed.
ALSO TOTES ON THE TRAIN NOW!!!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 17:32, Reply)

Train cans?
i have train mini cheddars
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 17:35, Reply)

Gingerbread latté :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 17:37, Reply)

Gay and shit^
whAts wrong with you man?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 17:40, Reply)

I'm gay and shit, and it was free

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 17:42, Reply)

I'd still not take it, I don't understand these fancy coffees
there are only 4 kinds of coffee, espresso, double espresso, black Americano and at a stretch macchiato
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 17:46, Reply)

...and Kenco Colombian Blend for special occasions

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 17:49, Reply)

with coffeemate

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 17:52, Reply)

goes without saying
Are you some sort of northern prole or something?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 17:53, Reply)

yes

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 17:54, Reply)

this explains why you had to state 'with coffeemate'
Bit of a gauche misstep, no?

You disgust me.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 17:56, Reply)

its just coffee with a ginger syrup shot, it's alright.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 17:49, Reply)

Always with the gingers with you ent it?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 17:52, Reply)

It's a weakness I have turned into a strength

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 17:55, Reply)

Shit day in a shit week
keyboard: shit
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 17:24, Reply)

Get a logitech one.

( Kroney, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 17:25, Reply)

they're not great. you need one of them corsair ones or another gamingy one.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 17:33, Reply)

My current lonovo work keyboard feels like stabbing marshmallows rather than typing

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 17:34, Reply)

but it's friday
FRIDAY
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 17:25, Reply)

Fri-GAY more like

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 17:26, Reply)

BI-GAY more like ... wait ...

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 17:33, Reply)

Keyword: Keyboard

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 17:35, Reply)

Wee-board more like

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 17:36, Reply)

^ CIA information gathering at its worse

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 12 Dec 2014, 17:38, Reply)