Names for boys?
Any inspiration from the kru?

'Fuck off you dull cunt' and 'Baggenfock fucks kids' are already on the no list.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 21:28, 44 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Sue

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 21:30, Reply)

That's a girls name
and you know it
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 21:34, Reply)

Tracey

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 21:50, Reply)

a bit bent
but thanks anyway pal
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 22:28, Reply)

Ian or David are fuckin' strong candidates for semi life fails

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 21:51, Reply)

Jedediah, Zebulon, Deacon, Cody.
If my wife had her way I might have four sons named as such.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 21:57, Reply)

Alright 'bill'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 22:03, Reply)

Alright 'Snake'
Thought you'd be taller
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 22:03, Reply)

Yeah I'm not. Dunno how you know, but I'm not.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 22:04, Reply)

If you quote from 'Escape From L.A.' enough you're bound to strike gold eventually

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 22:05, Reply)

6'1"and tonnes of fun

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 22:06, Reply)

I had to google that in hopes of finding a witty response so I'm not gonna bother
Just assume I did (if it's not too much bother)
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 22:10, Reply)

It's fine, I can hit you with the reality of 'I'm 5'8" and feeling great' but it lacks the same impact, sooo, yeah.....

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 22:13, Reply)

I quite like Zebulon
The others are shit and sound american
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 22:27, Reply)

Zebulon was the grandfather in The Waltons

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 23:00, Reply)

deacon lol

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 23:47, Reply)

What kind of prick names a first trimester miscarriage?

(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 21:59, Reply)

I'm going to get it tattooed on my chest

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 22:26, Reply)

probably a bit long for the teacher to read out when doing the register each day

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 23:09, Reply)

stick to the bible or god will smite you down

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 22:01, Reply)

Starbuck Baggenfock
Has a certain ring to it.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 14 Dec 2014, 22:20, Reply)

Id go with tweaky or Dr theopolis

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 22:23, Reply)

Hmmmm ...

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 22:25, Reply)

Got you thinking.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 14 Dec 2014, 22:43, Reply)

Hand, Plastic or Papasgotabrandnew

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 22:21, Reply)

Rob Fairholme

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 22:33, Reply)

Jr

(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 22:50, Reply)

Fairholme could actually work as a boys first name
if you lived in Surrey and drove a 4x4
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 23:02, Reply)

Victim

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 22:56, Reply)

Like a cross between 'Victor' and 'Timothy'
I like it.

Well done.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 23:01, Reply)

Vicbob

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 23:06, Reply)

there's hardly any decent names for boys
just don't go all hipster prick and go for alfie or rafferty or archie like every other fucking hipster prick
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 23:15, Reply)

Like my nephew :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 23:15, Reply)

nah, he's alright
he was alfie a couple of years before every other kid was alfie.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 23:31, Reply)

f k
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 23:43, Reply)

He's my nephew alright

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 23:47, Reply)

nah, he's cute

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 23:52, Reply)

old names seem to be making a comeback.
Although a while back I met an Ingrid in her 20's.

You don't get Barry's much these days either do you?
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 23:45, Reply)

blame eastenders

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 23:50, Reply)

victoriana is the way forwards it seems
frog and i did the highgate cemetery walk a while ago, and it was striking how many of the old names are popular now - alice, emily, alfie, archie, enid, edith, rose, violet. apparently "downton abbey" is partly to blame.

if you want to be really cutting edge, you have to get ahead of the curve now with the return of the 80's names. little sharon, wayne and bazza...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 23:52, Reply)

rolf, jimmy, gary ...

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 14 Dec 2014, 23:54, Reply)

jimmythebeast is a great name, long overdue a comeback
we have solved baggysock's dilemma right here
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 0:00, Reply)

what sort of cunt names their kid based on a telly drama.
Is that the only glimpse of culture these pricks get?
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 0:08, Reply)

BASICALLY.... YES

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 1:25, Reply)