Morning offtopic
Apparently men are idiots. phys.org/news/2014-12-theory-men-idiots.html

Tell us what stupid things you've done lately, whether you're a man or something else.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 8:00, 35 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

your mum

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 8:03, Reply)

how droll

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 8:10, Reply)

it's funny because I'm implying both that she's unintelligent and also that we've had sexual congress despite never having met her

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 8:39, Reply)

I got the income tax reliefs for VCTs and SEISs the wrong way round.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 8:04, Reply)

CRAZY

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 8:10, Reply)

I know!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 8:14, Reply)

Read that article.
I compounded this by reading some of the comments at the bottom.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 8:17, Reply)

You're a proper menkle and no mistake
morning tangles.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 8:24, Reply)

I thought you said you were off work this week

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 8:29, Reply)

he'll be doing sexes on that gurrlfriend of his.
and by girlfriend I mean middle aged frumpy woman driven to the depths of desperation
(Mr Udagawa, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 8:36, Reply)

and by "sexes" you mean "plops"

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 8:40, Reply)

I think depths is a bit harsh

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 8:48, Reply)

I am, doesn't stop me getting up at a civilised hour
Things to do etc.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 8:46, Reply)

Morning all
Men do dumb things that get them killed, women do dumb things that make them embarrassed.
I have just been to the fridge. I have no sausages for my breakfast. This is a bad thing.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 8:58, Reply)

Iam pondering nipping to the bakery for a sausage and egg butty.

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 9:09, Reply)

Ooh!
Sounds like a good idea, there's a very good deli in the village - I might nip down for a look at what's on offer.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 9:13, Reply)

I love a fried egg butty.
There's nowt lovelier than a bit of congealed egg yolk in the moustache.
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 9:17, Reply)

Clearly we find different things attractive in a woman

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 9:39, Reply)

Does drinking FAR too much Botanist gin count?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 9:31, Reply)

Depends.....how much is too much?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 9:37, Reply)

Can such a thing be?
I suppose if you drink sufficient gin you might turn into a woman, what with it being a girly drink.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 9:40, Reply)

Gin is the drink of the gentleman
and me
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 9:42, Reply)

This.
Nothing says 'The sun's over the yard-arm' like sporters getting squiffy and taking his knickers off.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 9:49, Reply)

^^^^^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 9:52, Reply)

Enough that it felt like YM was dancing on my head

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 9:41, Reply)

As my mate said "Don't you hate it when you say something dickish, trying to be funny, and people miss it and just think you're a dick?"
I have that regularly.

The other day at a Christmas party I was telling someone in (What I thought was) an obviously over-egged manner about how I'd accidentally filed some of the A-Run papers ... with the B-Run papers!

They proper stared at me, made their excuses and left.

Maybe it's just that I have to stand quite close to people in order to smell them properly.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 9:48, Reply)

'the terrorist who posted a letter bomb with insufficient postage stamps and who, on its return, unthinkingly opened his own letter.'
lol
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 10:03, Reply)

Surely some of this hunts back to hunter/gatherer shit, where the man was expected to go out and kill beasties while the woman stayed at the cave looking after the offspring.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 10:06, Reply)