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Anybody got any plans that don't involved the dishwasher depths of property transactions, or trawling through old threads on a dying messageboard?
I've got Friends Chrimbo Party number two tonight. I'm gonna be a proper fat knacker by next week.
Alt: legs or breasts?
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old man river possible lesbian, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:15,
145 replies,
latest was 11 years ago)
Alt: I like breasts
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:16,
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vegetables don't have them though
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:21,
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I just googled mong porn.
I can confirm that they do.
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Muns, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:39,
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it's pretty fucking arousing stuff
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old man river possible lesbian, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:45,
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they're great, aren't they?
legs are great too
I like that they're usually connected to arses ... arses are great
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old man river possible lesbian, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:21,
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legs are great! they're connected to ankles, and ankles to feet!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:23,
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"Hear the word of the Lord!"
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:24,
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*connects shin bone to thigh bone*
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:25,
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*connects foot bone to tail bone, at high velocity*
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:28,
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*punches right in the FACE*
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:34,
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bit dark
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:38,
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Silence, Blindy!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:39,
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I hardly think the 3 eyed fish from the Simpsons will help here?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:41,
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That was Blinky
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:45,
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alright
Alt: feet.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:18,
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Tonight will be mainly drinking merlot
Friday is a night out into "toon", involving some kind of reserved table and large quantities of beer.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:18,
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TITS
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:18,
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That's a coincidence, because I'm meeting my brother this evening for a beer and Christmas chat.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:21,
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I can't be fucked with 'mad friday'.
I might go down the local, if anything.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:32,
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the fuck is 'mad Friday'?
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old man river possible lesbian, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:47,
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It's great, everyone takes their recorded phone conversations down to the Co-op and complains about their dishwasher stock.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:56,
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who the fuck makes stock in a dishwasher
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old man river possible lesbian, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 16:00,
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Communists.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 16:04,
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Last friday before christmas where all the bellends and casual drinkers come out of the woodwork and get in the way and make themselves a nuisance.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 16:10,
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I hate seasonal drinkers
How dare they have fun in a public place
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old man river possible lesbian, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 16:23,
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It's their lack of etiquette and getting in the way that does my head in.
You'd think they'd never been at a bar before.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 16:25,
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yeah!
how dare people who do something infrequently not be as au fait with the rules as I am when I practice two or three times a week!
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old man river possible lesbian, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 16:30,
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Hahahaha yeah
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:18,
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Is your party the one where Ross says something that leads to a hilarious misunderstanding?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:20,
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Could this reference BE any more 1990s?
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old man river possible lesbian, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:22,
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You could always put on a neon shell suit.
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Muns, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:24,
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I'd have to take off my hypercolour T-shirt and dungarees
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old man river possible lesbian, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:26,
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Uh-uh????
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:24,
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Yeah this is MUCH better!
alt. cock.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:20,
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cocks are great too
I like that you can rub them against tits and legs and arses
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old man river possible lesbian, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:22,
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What about fannies?
Fannies are great too.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:24,
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oh boy!
Fannies are they greatest of all!
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old man river possible lesbian, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:25,
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Fannies and arses and legs, oh my!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:25,
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I'll get you, Dorothy, and your little twat too!
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old man river possible lesbian, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:27,
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I've seen that one.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:31,
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I quite like pastiche porn.
Edward Penishands is a minor masterpiece.
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old man river possible lesbian, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:42,
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Though best title has to be
"Shaving Ryan's Privates"
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:44,
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I haven't seen that
I'm worried they've blown all their creative juices on the title
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old man river possible lesbian, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:46,
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Isnt it a bumming one though?
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:50,
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everybody loves bumsex
/ac
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old man river possible lesbian, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:51,
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Judging by the cover, very much so
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:52,
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it wouldn't be particularly factually accurate if it featured many women, to be fair
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old man river possible lesbian, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:55,
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They could be the ones doing the shaving
rule 34, etc
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:56,
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No plans until cousins birthday tuesday.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:23,
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you should read a book on champagne
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old man river possible lesbian, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:24,
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Any recommendations?
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PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:34,
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a book on champagne
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:35,
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an idiot's guide to vin
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old man river possible lesbian, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:43,
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...with FREE voucher!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:45,
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Glucks Guides are very good
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:45,
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not judging by your contributions to the last champers chat
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old man river possible lesbian, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:46,
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everything I said was factually correct so nerrrr
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:47,
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Hello, Old Man River.
I've just come out of a training session on "Project Management". My last day is tomorrow.
My plans involve sleeping tonight, doing as little as humanly possible tomorrow and then hollibobbling hard from Friday until Christmas.
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Kroney, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:48,
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hooray for hollibobbles!
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old man river possible lesbian, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:50,
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She's my favourite wonky mouthed presenter!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:51,
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hahaha!!!
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:52,
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It is well deserved.
Well, not for me. I've basically done absolutely fuck all this past month. The mrs has been run ragged, though.
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Kroney, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:51,
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oh she has
she really really has
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old man river possible lesbian, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:52,
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There really is a lot of "I've banged Kroney's missus" on this forum.
I'm going to have to have a word; there's no smoke without fire, after all.
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Kroney, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 16:00,
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she was literally smoking
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old man river possible lesbian, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 16:02,
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Little bit more lube next time
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 16:03,
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imma sprinkle dry moss on it and kindle a bonfire
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old man river possible lesbian, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 16:05,
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You're all going to be well embarrassed when it turns out she looks like Rose West.
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Kroney, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 16:06,
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See saying this makes you seem like a proper uggo
who looks foolish now eh
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 16:14,
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Never said I weren't.
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Kroney, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 16:15,
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You are a beautiful man
and you missus is hot...
ADMIT IT
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 16:24,
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SIGN THE FESSION
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Kroney, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 16:39,
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Sexy as fuck.
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old man river possible lesbian, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 16:16,
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Your daughter will be very proud of you
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Mr Udagawa, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:51,
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you seem upset, dumpling
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old man river possible lesbian, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:52,
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Cunt
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Mr Udagawa, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 15:53,
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FRIEND
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Kroney, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 16:01,
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Someone somewhere (but in all probability a pub on the kilburn high road) will be reading this, whilst plotting their ultimate (full) revenge
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Mr Udagawa, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 16:03,
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Exchanged!!
S+
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 16:05,
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it'll burn down over the weekend
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old man river possible lesbian, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 16:06,
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Double insurance dickhead DOUBLE INSURANCE
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Mr Udagawa, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 16:07,
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Crack on sunshine
Completion is Friday
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 16:07,
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Pay up for that school uniform cuntchops
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Mr Udagawa, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 16:06,
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Beers on sporters everyone
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 16:07,
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on in
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 16:08,
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e a
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old man river possible lesbian, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 16:15,
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You see? Calling up on your Startac and giving them a stentorian dressing down from the next table DOES work.
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Kroney, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 16:08,
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Needless to say
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 16:12,
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Cheers!
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old man river possible lesbian, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 16:15,
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And MARTS!!!!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 16:08,
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Well what the fuck was all the bloo-bloo-blooing about then man?
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 17 Dec 2014, 16:14,
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panicky wanicky bloobloo is his middle name
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old man river possible lesbian, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 16:16,
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I always wondered
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 16:17,
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2 to go!!!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 16:08,
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Congratulations on ringing several hundred people today to trackdown 18 lying wankers
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Mr Udagawa, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 16:10,
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^doing a ten piece jigsaw puzzle^
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old man river possible lesbian, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 16:14,
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lol
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 16:17,
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good work
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 17 Dec 2014, 16:25,
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